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Postby Doctor Stop » Tue Aug 23, 2011 1:11 am

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Postby Mike Oxlong » Sun Aug 28, 2011 8:37 pm

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Postby Coligny » Sun Aug 28, 2011 9:26 pm

"herp derp.... I can finally get rid of mah old daikimakura..."
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Postby matsuki » Tue Aug 30, 2011 11:39 am

"Congratulations! It's girl...sorta"
SDH "cut your dick off! It's only going to get you in more trouble!"
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Postby Greji » Tue Aug 30, 2011 1:09 pm

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Now let me get this right! For ten thou, I get both of you and your pet goat?
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Postby Doctor Stop » Tue Sep 06, 2011 12:55 am

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Postby Doctor Stop » Mon Nov 28, 2011 9:15 am

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Postby dimwit » Mon Nov 28, 2011 11:11 am

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Kuma-chan the arsonist reminds you that only really BIG fires can wipe away that pesky DNA.
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Postby Greji » Mon Nov 28, 2011 11:29 am

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"You mean only hachiman for both of you?, without the goat"
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Postby Doctor Stop » Mon Nov 28, 2011 6:43 pm

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Since all the other regional mascots are in the tent over there, I guess I win.
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Postby Mulboyne » Mon Feb 20, 2012 9:17 am

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Postby Coligny » Mon Feb 20, 2012 9:27 am

Of course... after jesus Tanaka... we needed dinosaures for him to ride on...

///fooking creationists...
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Postby Yokohammer » Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:31 am

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"Say Marge, do you ever get the feeling that our textile industry is evolving considerably faster than we are?"
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:43 am

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Two of the LDPs younger members.
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Postby Doctor Stop » Mon Feb 20, 2012 12:53 pm

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I was never as nervous as the day that bitch Noriko took me to meet her parents.
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Mon Feb 20, 2012 1:06 pm

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The DPJ introduces the Crisis Response Task Force team leaders to the media.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Mon Feb 20, 2012 1:14 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:A couple of young Turks are solemnly sworn in as new LDP members.


Get your own jokes ;)
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Mon Feb 20, 2012 2:02 pm

Oops! My bad...didn't notice how close that was to yours. Will try to edit.
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Postby IparryU » Mon May 14, 2012 1:24 pm

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Re: Random Nihonjin Caption Contest

Postby Doctor Stop » Sat Mar 07, 2015 10:41 am

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Re: Random Nihonjin Caption Contest

Postby matsuki » Sat Mar 07, 2015 10:55 am

Prime Minister Abe, your chin looks like a nutsac.

サンキューサンユー。。。なんだって？
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Re: Random Nihonjin Caption Contest

Postby Coligny » Sat Mar 07, 2015 11:35 am

chokonen888 wrote:Prime Minister Abe, your chin looks like a nutsac.

サンキューサンユー。。。なんだって？


Sideway, moar like a vajayjay...
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Re: Random Nihonjin Caption Contest

Postby Russell » Sat Mar 07, 2015 3:26 pm

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Re: Random Nihonjin Caption Contest

Postby Hijinx » Sat Mar 07, 2015 8:12 pm

When we kiss, is tongue appropriate?
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Postby yanpa » Sat Mar 07, 2015 10:08 pm

"Why yes, I usually stand on a box when greeting foreign dignitaries".
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Re: Random Nihonjin Caption Contest

Postby wagyl » Sat Mar 07, 2015 11:02 pm

"I come from a dynasty of power too, you know"
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Re: Random Nihonjin Caption Contest

Postby legion » Sun Mar 08, 2015 10:59 pm

"Abe? as in Abraham?"

"Prime Minister? What a coincidence, we have one of those too, he's a cunt"

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Re: Random Nihonjin Caption Contest

Postby Doctor Stop » Sun Mar 15, 2015 3:30 pm

"Will Mr. Prince see the comfort women now or later at the hotel?"
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