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Postby Russell » Sat Apr 28, 2012 11:45 pm

Big Booger wrote:and now she is threatening to leave if I don't sex her up.... it's like no sex means I don't love her.. WTF... 10 years ago this would be heaven but now no way!!!!! FUCK, I feel like an overly fucked gaijin!

In times like this it is always useful to have a twin brother...
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Postby Coligny » Sun Apr 29, 2012 12:12 am

Russell wrote:In times like this it is always useful to have a twin brother...


With a goatee...

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Nevar forget th3 goatee...
Freedom is like farts... You enjoy yours but usually can't stand other's...


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Postby Big Booger » Sun Apr 29, 2012 4:21 pm

And she is moody as hell...
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Postby cstaylor » Sun Apr 29, 2012 4:41 pm

Big Booger wrote:And she is moody as hell...

Sounds like a recipe for disaster. :wink:
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Postby Coligny » Sun Apr 29, 2012 8:02 pm

cstaylor wrote:Sounds like a recipe for disaster. :wink:


I'll leave dis here:

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Big Booger, I claim furst dib on your stuff when she... terminate youz with extreeEEeeem prejudice...
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Postby Sa_Race » Sun Apr 29, 2012 8:02 pm

This is page 4, and there's no name, phone number, picture of said nympho. When a member of the scoubigang fishes a girl like that, it's a duty for him to share. So we could open another thread to compare what we did to her body.
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Postby Big Booger » Sun Apr 29, 2012 9:48 pm

Well we did it twice today and GG was right on, during sex she says I want you to make me a baby!!!!
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Postby Coligny » Sun Apr 29, 2012 10:59 pm

Big Booger wrote:Well we did it twice today and GG was right on, during sex she says I want you to make me a baby!!!!


So, did you stop having seks to make her a baby or not ?
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Postby Big Booger » Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:30 am

Well tonight she gets up at midnight packs her stuff and says she is out of here... I told her to go to bed, and if in the morning she felt the same way she could leave.. but she just left.... So I don't know where she is going or what sh is doing... BUt she is quite crazy
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Postby Coligny » Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:58 am

So i can come for a sleepover then ?
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Postby Big Booger » Mon Apr 30, 2012 1:12 am

Coligny wrote:So i can come for a sleepover then ?
Well that lasted about 20 minutes.. she came back...
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Postby Coligny » Mon Apr 30, 2012 2:08 am

sUx0rz...
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Postby Greji » Mon Apr 30, 2012 7:58 am

Coligny wrote:So i can come for a sleepover then ?

You don't wanna sleep with Boog. He farts all the time, oh wait a minute.....
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Postby Coligny » Mon Apr 30, 2012 8:44 am

aWeSuM...

I bring cabbage for snacks...
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Postby matsuki » Mon Apr 30, 2012 9:57 am

Crazy lemur with the sex rabies...time to put her down
SDH "cut your dick off! It's only going to get you in more trouble!"
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Postby Big Booger » Tue May 01, 2012 7:58 am

Last night she threatened to kill herself with pills. She then took 20 vitamins that she got from America... said she was going to kill herself.. I told her this morning, you are just lucky it wasn't laxatives!
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Postby cstaylor » Tue May 01, 2012 9:18 am

Big Booger wrote:I told her this morning, I was just lucky it wasn't laxatives!

FTFY. :wink:
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Postby FG Lurker » Tue May 01, 2012 2:15 pm

Big Booger wrote:Last night she threatened to kill herself with pills. She then took 20 vitamins that she got from America... said she was going to kill herself.. I told her this morning, you are just lucky it wasn't laxatives!

You're a crazy-magnet Boog! I remember the stories posted a few years ago.

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Postby Big Booger » Tue May 01, 2012 2:24 pm

FG Lurker wrote:You're a crazy-magnet Boog! I remember the stories posted a few years ago.

Repeat after me:
I will not stick my dick in crazy. I will not stick my dick in crazy. I will not stick my dick in crazy. I will not stick my dick in crazy. I will not stick my dick in crazy. (...)

I will not stick my dick in crazy.. but what happens when crazy sticks their snatch on my dick? LOL:kanpai:
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Postby FG Lurker » Tue May 01, 2012 2:26 pm

Big Booger wrote:I will not stick my dick in crazy.. but what happens when crazy sticks their snatch on my dick? LOL:kanpai:

You avoid this by running when you see a chick with crazy oozing from her pores.
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Postby cstaylor » Tue May 01, 2012 2:31 pm

FG Lurker wrote:You avoid this by running when you see a chick with crazy oozing from her pores.

If only it was that easy... natural selection would have filtered those out of the population long ago.

BB, does your girl eat three meals a day, or does she sometimes skip? Blood sugar levels can affect the underlying craziness. :wink:
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Postby FG Lurker » Tue May 01, 2012 2:54 pm

cstaylor wrote:If only it was that easy... natural selection would have filtered those out of the population long ago.

It often is that easy though. Sure, some go crazy some point down the road but there are often big red flags that guys purposely choose to ignore.
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Postby cstaylor » Tue May 01, 2012 3:24 pm

FG Lurker wrote:It often is that easy though. Sure, some go crazy some point down the road but there are often big red flags that guys purposely choose to ignore.

So you're saying this is a co-evolving trait? That ancestors of men like BB have been sexually selected by those females with the crazy gene? :wink:
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Postby FG Lurker » Tue May 01, 2012 3:28 pm

cstaylor wrote:So you're saying this is a co-evolving trait? That ancestors of men like BB have been sexually selected by those females with the crazy gene? :wink:

Guys tend to put up with a fuckton of crazy because they're "in love" or they think they can somehow fix her. By the time they finally get things figured out sometimes there are kids already on the scene.

I've had two crazy exes, thankfully no kids with either. Didn't learn after the first, certainly learned after the second. The awesome crazy-girl sex is never worth it.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Tue May 01, 2012 3:49 pm

FG Lurker wrote:Guys tend to put up with a fuckton of crazy because they're "in love" or they think they can somehow fix her. By the time they finally get things figured out sometimes there are kids already on the scene.

I've had two crazy exes, thankfully no kids with either. Didn't learn after the first, certainly learned after the second. The awesome crazy-girl sex is never worth it.


Jesus, I wish I was so picky...I fuck anything, no matter how crazy it is, but usually something that takes a similar attitude to me (which is probably how we end up with each other...)
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Postby cstaylor » Tue May 01, 2012 4:08 pm

FG Lurker wrote:fuckton of crazy
What is that in SI units? :wink:
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Postby Big Booger » Tue May 01, 2012 5:06 pm

cstaylor wrote:If only it was that easy... natural selection would have filtered those out of the population long ago.

BB, does your girl eat three meals a day, or does she sometimes skip? Blood sugar levels can affect the underlying craziness. :wink:


She definitely never eats breakfast... and she skips too. I told her about her blood sugar but she is scared of getting fat... Which I like women healthy not skeletor-like... But she never listens to me.

I wished weed were legal because I would seriously get her a pound or two!
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Postby FG Lurker » Tue May 01, 2012 5:13 pm

cstaylor wrote:What is that in SI units? :wink:

That'd be a metric fuckton of crazy. ;)
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