Actualités de la France

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French economy based entirely on Serge Gainsbourg back catalogue

THERE has been hardly any economic activity in France since the last Serge Gainsbourg album, it has emerged.

As the country’s accounts were scrutinised prior to an EU summit, it emerged that the priapic Galouise-scented troubadour has been keeping the nation financially afloat for two decades since his death.

Econonist Nikki Hollis said: “It’s twenty years since Gainsbourg died, and companies still want to license Je T’Aime for sexy adverts, which brings in decent money.

“Apart from that France has sold a few hatchbacks and some croissants but nothing very meaningful.”

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French economy based entirely on Serge Gainsbourg back catalogue
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(UK) Army chiefs blasted over Hello Kitty contract
TDM | 17-10-12
RETIRED army officers set up a controversial deal to supply the Royal Marines with £40 million-worth of Hello Kitty accessories.
The former officers exploited their connections in the trinket industry to provide regiments with stationery sets, diaries and purses.
But Joseph Turner, of Jane’s Defence Weekly, said: “Although charming, a Hello Kitty tricycle offers almost no protection against a 2,000lb roadside bomb packed with ball bearings.”
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