Here we go again...

[Coligny]

I always wonder why there are people who donate money to this kind of idiots.

What is wrong with you, don't you like dolphins???

You won't believe how long it took me to find this picture in my mess...

dofuck.jpg

(it would be really nice to have the "spoilers" code)

[Russell]

Malcolm Brenner Chronicles His Sexual Relationship With Dolphin In 'Wet Goddess'

She was the one that got away.

Malcolm Brenner, 60, wrote "Wet Goddess," a new book about a man's nine-month sexual relationship with a dolphin -- an affair that bears "a striking degree of resemblance" to his own interspecies romance.

The author claims he started his relationship with a dolphin named Dolly back in 1970, when he was in his early 20s. Brenner was a sophomore at New College of Florida in Sarasota. A writer hired Brenner to take photographs for a children's book about the dolphin show at an amusement park in nearby Nokomis. He was given free access to the park and introduced to the staff.

If Brenner is to be believed, the dolphin courted him.

Initially, "she became more and more aggressive," said Brenner, who lives in Punta Gorda, Fla. "She would thrust herself against me."

But over time, Dolly became more gentle, he claimed.

"I found that extraordinarily erotic," Brenner said. "It's like being with a tiger or a bear. This is an animal that could kill you in two seconds if it wanted to."

Moarr...

And another one:


The other way around:

It is not always safe sex, though...



Fornicate, more research is needed...

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Is bestiality not illegal in the EewNighted States?

[Coligny]

Is bestiality there something not illegal in the EewNighted States?

Remember breathing, it's just monday...

(Choko, do you swim well with a costume on ?... say... a dolphin costume...)

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

I think I had one of those prehensile penis things in my youth, except instead of grabbing potential dolphin rape victims, it went after trouble (with incredible success, I should add...).

[matsuki]

Is bestiality not illegal in the EewNighted States?

State law...it's apparently legal in:

Alaska (can you blame them though?)
Arizona
Colorado
Connecticut
Florida
Hawaii
Iowa
Kentucky
Louisiana
Missouri
Nebraska
Nevada
New Hampshire
New Jersey
New Mexico
Ohio
Oregon
South Dakota
Texas (heh...Texas)
Vermont
Washington
West Virginia

Also it is also legal in many European countries such as Finland, Denmark, Germany, and Mexico.

...and if I had a prehensile "tool"....I'd probably only let go to eat, sleep and poo. (sorry coligny, no dolphin sex though... but Greji might have some experience in that arena)

[Ol Dirty Gaijin]

Is bestiality not illegal in the EewNighted States?

Depends on how far you go

Ana Gloria Garcia Gutierrez manatee riding photos: Woman photographed riding a manatee surrenders

"Link"
Hat tip to Sklar Brothers podcast...

[Coligny]

...and if I had a prehensile "tool"....I'd probably only let go to eat, sleep and poo. (sorry coligny, no dolphin sex though... but Greji might have some experience in that arena)

D00d...

Missing man 2.jpg

[FG Lurker]

If you're awake enough to notice that, you'd probably notice all the women in the changing room too...

Okay, gotta ask... How long ago was this? What happened?

[Coligny]

If you're awake enough to notice that, you'd probably notice all the women in the changing room too...

Okay, gotta ask... How long ago was this? What happened?

+1 and did you score, and where are dem' daguerreotypes ?

[FG Lurker]

+1 and did you score, and where are dem' daguerreotypes ?

Just a guess, but I'd say most of the women were probably closer to Greji's age bracket than CST's...

[Mock Cockpit]

"Dolphin Rape Cave".........a Coligny Spielberg Films Production

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

"Dolphin Rape Cave".........a Coligny Spielberg Films Production

Sounds excellent! We could also call in the Japanese fishermen to slaughter everyone at the end (in the name of scientific research, of course) and make it porn-gore-porn....

...and then we could have Japanese consumers eat the scientific research and it would be porn-gore porn-food porn...

...I don't know why she swallowed the fly; perhaps she'll die....

[Taro Toporific]

Getting back on topic...

MichaelQT0dd remains in immigration detention awaiting a final deportation decision. Oddly, he is auto-posting and tweeting from jail.

Free MichaelQT0dd from Japanese Jail
helpmichaelqt0dd.blogspot Tuesday, October 9, 2012
Sending Packages to MQTsan- He would Love some letters and books...

As per Y0riko and Steven:
Michael asked me to post his address:
He is bored and would like to have some books sent to him.
Please make sure to include his NATIONALITY.

No CD's, DVD's, Food...
Books, Paper, Magazines Okay...

Address:
Michael T0dd
(Nationality: New Zealand)
1-29-53 Nankokita, Suminoe-Ku 0saka-shi
0saka-fu 559-0034 Japan

Michael's response to what books to send is:
"If you like it, let me give it a try. I got time on my hands."

Thanks for everyone's continued support and Love of MQTsan

free-the-baka.jpg

[Russell]

Let's send him the collected religious works of the world (Bible, Koran, Torah, Teachings of Buddha, ...). That'll keep him busy for a while.

[yanpa]

Well, looky here: Come live the dream. In Iidabashi.

Just the one post from that account, mind.

[GomiGirl]

Well, looky here: Come live the dream. In Iidabashi.

Just the one post from that account, mind.

Wow - blast from the past. Am guessing he is living the nightmare right about now.

[yanpa]

Well, looks like they were able to sublet the room: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv839TjBZTQ

[yanpa]

Getting back on topic...

MichaelQT0dd remains in immigration detention awaiting a final deportation decision. Oddly, he is auto-posting and tweeting from jail.

The Handling of MQT Social Media

IMPORTANT UPDATE:
To address some of the Social Media Issues that have come up regarding MQT Volunteers helping with MQT Social Media while he is being detained:

Any and all Volunteers handling MQT FB and any other Social Media is doing so with Written and Verbal Approval via MQT- It is NO different than hiring a Social Media Consultant to do your posts for you - Many do.

Let me Also Clarify the
MQT Volunteers are not Strangers, these people are close friends of MQT and Chosen by MQT with people he has worked with before... and... the reason we are using MQT Volunteers is because nobody should have to endure the negativity and bashing of their name when they are doing something good and from the heart like Yldar, Jackie, Steven, and others have had to deal with...

Unfortunately, there have been a few people who have chosen to think we are breaking some rules in allowing MQT to have any help with his Social Media... and thus some comments were deleted to prevent the chaos and twisting of words from those that were in here just to stir up trouble...
in the Free MQT group and on this page...

They were politely inboxed and told why the comments were deleted and instead choice to reply with NASTY, FU comments etc.. and thus are NO Longer in the group and or on this FB Page and comments deleted.

We don't LIKE deleting comments and or banning people from the group or this page... However, if the people in this group are not a Friend of MQT because of his 5000 friend limit and are also not a subscriber, why are in the group and why are you choosing to make things harder for us to help MQT...

The purpose of the group and or keeping MQT page up, is for Friends and subscribers of MQT to help MQT not bash, question, the integrity, love and support, of his Friends and us Volunteers who have put in the time into helping...
Thank you for the Love and Support of MQT-
MQT Volunteer

http://anonym.to/?http://helpmichaelqto ... media.html

[Coligny]

Let's send him the collected religious works of the world (Bible, Koran, Torah, Teachings of Buddha, ...). That'll keep him busy for a while.

I just finished those...

Everyone Poops Book.jpg

And the japanese edishiun:

everyone-poops-blood.jpg

(with post fukushima update)

I can lend him... but I want them back...

[yanpa]

Crunch time for MQT?

Oct. 16th - Tuesday
Steven Thompson
I'll see Michael in the morning, 12 hours from now. I feel we are at a cross roads, either Michael will leave Japan soon or be in for longer.

The probability of not being able to get back into Japan for up to 5 years seems high if Michael leaves soon and the possibility seems good for Michael to be able to stay in Japan or come back after a shorter time, say a year or two, if he stays and fights.

It looks now that Michael can make this decision...that it is up to him. A large factor is that being in jail is very hard.

Please pray for his wise decision making.

MQT Updates

[Coligny]

Please pray for his wise decision making.

MQT Updates[/quote]


yeah, involving the invisibul man in teh sky is just what's needed to improve this clusterfuck...

[GomiGirl]

His Social Media Volunteers read like a bunch of sycophants or fan bois. Sheesh - he ain't that famous.

[yanpa]

If someone's bored, try working out what he does, and why. I watched the video, and apart from "standing around making self-shot vlogs" (I gather that's an important part of being a "social media expert") I fail to comprehend.

Also some timeline tidbits - according to this video:

he arrived back in Japan in March 2012 (at least that was when the video was updated) after a 15 month absence (so previously left Japan around October 2010).

There are six months between March and September, which approximates to ca. 2 short term visas.

Also the internet in Japan is really fast, and he's going to get an iPad3 to replace his 8-year old laptop.

[yanpa]

MQT Update 10/17

Steven Thompson

"Michael had decided to stay and fight to stay with Yoriko.

Michael was politely told by the top investigator in the dention jail that they admit that Michael probably had no intention to overstay and that the staff involved with the visa app were inexperienced, but they will seek to deport him anyway!

Actually MQ is still concerned about not appearing to cause or actually causing his jailers any headaches...not the way I'd do it. I'm trying hard to respect his wishes. Four reporters have been in contact and MQ doesn't want to talk with them for fear of hurting his position...his words.

It seems the Japanese Immigration Dept is a power unto themselves with little practical oversight or balance from any other department or branch of Japanese govt.

He figures he'll be in the Japanese Gulag at least 5 more weeks. Michael seems resigned to this fact.

Michael always asks about the Taiji dolphins when I see him. This is the 17th straight day with a failed hunt or no hunt! This is a good long time for a blue cove. The police stepped up there agressivity and seized laptops and phones and photo sd cards of 13 Sea Shepherd activists on Oct 12th. This is the life for dolphin activists in Japan.

Michael said: "THANK YOU for so many books! "

He said he has received about a dozen. He shares them with others and would be happy with more! The guards let him open the package and read the letters before the letters are confiscated to be translated and finally returned.

That's life in the Japanese Gulag.

Thank you for supporting Michael Q Todd!"



MQT Volunteer

source

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Well, if nothing else, I hope they're feeding Michael lots of lovely scientific research during his stay...

[yanpa]

MQT Update 10/20 From MQT himself he asked for this to be posted.
"The Japanese Immigration Service have decided that I have done nothing wrong. They say that because my passport was stolen I should have stayed in my house till I got a new one and then left Japan and then got a new visa when I came back. So they can continue their investigation for 6 more weeks and keep me prisoner while they do."

http://anonym.to/?http://helpmichaelqtodd.blogspot.jp/2012/10/more-updates-from-mqt-1020-and-1021.html

Is it normal they'd keep him for another 6 weeks? Sounds a bit harsh.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Is it normal they'd keep him for another 6 weeks? Sounds a bit harsh.

It's highly irregular for numerous reasons.
Why would they tell him the duration?
What are they holding him for?
...and more and more.

One thing's for sure....the Japanese Gulag must have fed this bloke's ego.

[Taro Toporific]

As I said before, I feel sorry for MQT, but...

http://anonym.to/?http://helpmichaelqtodd.blogspot.jp/2012/10/more-updates-from-mqt-1020-and-1021.htmlMQT Update 10/20 From MQT himself he asked for this to be posted.
"The Japanese Immigration Service have decided that I have done nothing wrong.

Immigration thinks otherwise (since he was gaming the system).

They say that because my passport was stolen I should have stayed in my house till I got a new one and then left Japan and then got a new visa when I came back.

As mentioned before, MQT was not carrying his "loss of passport" paperwork (and the US Embassy is very prompt about reissuing---I was reissued a passport in less than 24 hours).

So they can continue their investigation for 6 more weeks and keep me prisoner while they do."

Sadly, Japanese Immigration thinks MQT was working while on his tourist visa and they are taking their sweet time "collecting" evidence of his work in Japan as a journalist and social media consultant.

Is it normal they'd keep him for another 6 weeks? Sounds a bit harsh.

Once again, sadly MQT has pissed off the Japanese and muddied the waters about what exactly he was doing in Japan so Immigration is slowly building an iron-clad case against him. Normally in such cases, the gaijin admits their guilt and leaves. In poor MQT's case, there are extenuating circumstances so Japanese Immigration wants to be sure to "prove" his guilt.

[yanpa]

Ah, and there was me thinking it was all an honest mistake