THE END of Japan (and the world)!!!

[Taro Toporific]

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The End of Japan (the rest of world is inconsequential) is foretold in the 12th Tzolkin of the Mayan Calendar. The prophecy IS coming true today, December 21st!
(Mayan End ---skeptic.com)

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[Coligny]

You made a new batch of catnip cakes ?

AWESOME !!

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

End of the world kinda came...I got fired (again) a few weeks back, but given notice until the end of this year. Came into the orifice this morning to find a message from the company asking me to leave ASAP. Merry Christmas!!!

[gaijinpunch]

Make sure when you go to get your unemployment they didn't tick off the "quit by his own free will" box. They seem to think FG like that.

[Yokohammer]

End of the world kinda came...I got fired (again) a few weeks back, but given notice until the end of this year. Came into the orifice this morning to find a message from the company asking me to leave ASAP. Merry Christmas!!!

At least you're consistent. So what is your standard method for getting canned so regularly?

On a slightly more serious note, have you considered freelance work? Seems like the better and possibly more lucrative way to apply your rhetoric skills.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

At least you're consistent. So what is your standard method for getting canned so regularly?

Breathing!!!!

On a slightly more serious note, have you considered freelance work? Seems like the better and possibly more lucrative way to apply your rhetoric skills.

I was an even bigger failure freelancing than I've been in the corporate world. I've got virtually no acumen, nous and even less tact. I've also got some stranger baggage to carry around than a lot of people, which is making it tough to earn a living.

Actually, this time wasn't really my fault...the company that hired me miscalculated and even gave me a longer time than they needed as notice so I could look for more work. I had an interview yesterday, out of the blue, and left them in the lurch a little, which obviously peeved people.

Anyway, I'm sorry...I shouldn't be letting my self-pity air itself here.

[yanpa]

Anyway, I'm sorry...I shouldn't be letting my self-pity air itself here.

I can't think of a better place to do that than on a thread title "THE END of Japan (and the world)!!!" on a site called "fuckedgaijin"

Apart from maybe the pub.

[Yokohammer]

At least you're consistent. So what is your standard method for getting canned so regularly?

Breathing!!!!

Heavily?

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Heavily?

[Taro Toporific]

Came into the orifice this morning to find a message from the company asking me to leave ASAP. Merry Christmas!!!

Blessed be friend. WE light workers are here to guide you and expell the evil forces of demonic entities that inhabit the 4th realm. You are too focused on the material manifestation of what may be. Doing is not the answer, you must be and accept the light. We can SEE NOW but a place inside your hearts a passage. Open in your mind ...

[GomiGirl]

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[yanpa]

Breakfast in the Coligny household?

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Blessed be friend. WE light workers are here to guide you and expell the evil forces of demonic entities that inhabit the 4th realm. You are too focused on the material manifestation of what may be. Doing is not the answer, you must be and accept the light. We can SEE NOW but a place inside your hearts a passage. Open in your mind ...

Told ya we should start a religion...it is the way to go. I'm eminently qualified to be a guru, except I don't fuck little boys.

[Coligny]

Breakfast in the Coligny household?

I don't have those awesome curtains...

just rusted steel venetian blindz...

[Bucky]

Hmmm, here on the Left Coast it is still Thursday. Just chillin'.

[IparryU]

Hmmm, here on the Left Coast it is still Thursday. Just chillin'.

Left coast is the best coast!


wait... we talkin about Cali/OR/Wash right?

[American Oyaji]

Sorry you got canned SDH. Hope you find more employment soon!
Getting canned never is fun.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Getting canned never is fun.

Are you kidding? Sometimes, getting Canned can just make you wanna get up and dance....

Thanks, mate!

[Russell]

[Taro Toporific]

END OF THE WORLD POSTPONED
WWNews | December 21, 2012
YUCATAN -- Mayan scholars have updated their doomsday prophecy. The world will end in 2015, not 2012.Oops…. They made a mistake.   There’s good news for those who were fearing the 2012 Mayan apocalypse.   They counted wrong.   The world is not going to end in December 2012.  Instead, it’s going to end on September 3, 2015.   Update your daily planners!...
...The problem was discovered when researchers realized the Mayan calendar was converted to today’s Gregorian calendar using an erroneous calculation called the GMT constant, named for the last initials of three early Mayanist researchers.
But the GMT constant is completely bogus.  “The Mayan researchers of the past twenty years put too much stock in the GMT,” said Mayan expert Robert Wannamaker.  “They probably were chewing on too many cocoa leaves. The fact is that the GMT constant is 2 years and 271 days off.  We’ve proven that conclusively hear at The Scripps Institute.”
More...

[Coligny]

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[Screwed-down Hairdo]

You mean there wasn't an apocalypse? Fuck...I'm in trouble. I thought all those people walking around gazing into their mobile phones were fucking zombies and I've been smashing their heads in with an ax....

[Coligny]

Just to continue to un-set the mood:

http://deslide.clusterfake.net/?o=html_ ... k%3Dincite