Mutant horny hermaphrodites found beyond Fukushuma!

[Taro Toporific]

Mutant Bugs Found
enenews.com | December 22, 2012
...The bugs were collected in Ibaraki {bordering Fukushima at Ushiku city}.
...The hermaphrodite beetle in is the middle...female legs and body shape but a male head and claws.
More...

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[Via: http://sankei.jp.msn.com/region/news/12 ... 001-n1.htm]

[matsuki]

Female legs and bodyshape but male head and claws....so the radiation from the WWII bombs is to blame for this?

[Marked Trail]

WHERE IS MOTHRA WHEN WE NEED HER!

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[Coligny]

WHERE IS MOTHRA WHEN WE NEED HER!

I heard she was now doing sheiss pr0n movie near Stuttgart... Those kaiju flicks are way too down on popularity to maintain a proper carreer...

[sublight]

Bordering Fukushima at Ushiku? Someone better check a map, that's like saying 'in New York, bordering Massachusetts at Buffalo'.

Ene.news trying to stir up panic with half-truths and innuendo? Say it ain't so!

[Coligny]

Ene.news trying to stir up panic with half-truths and innuendo? Say it ain't so!

That's cute and would be adorable if we were in business as usual times...

But qualifying happenstance (1 it seems) of mutated insect as "stirring up panic" to discredit ene.news...

d00d... please, look at the current total clusterfuck...

The actual state of affairs can still put insect mutation in the "later if we have time for this" drawer...

Also i thought people stopped masturbating over the excuse "it might/will/had created panic" We are more than 1 year and a half into this, with now weekly discovery of powerplant sitting on active fault. and the closest we've seens looking like panic is... absofuckenly NOTHING, not even toilet paper hoarding... so cut on the viagra and find another leitmotif... nobody panicked when the plant was exploding at random interval, nobody panicked after, nobody is panicking now... To the point where you can start beliving that "not giving a flying fuck" should be feared more than any "risk of panic"... Criticising the whole mismanagement of this mess is not panic, it's not "with hindsight it's easy to see what was wrong"... It's just being pissed off at corruption, arrogance, incompetence and the fanbois that think they can catch some sunlight by flying over that turd claiming business as usual...

[Typhoon]

Bordering Fukushima at Ushiku? Someone better check a map, that's like saying 'in New York, bordering Massachusetts at Buffalo'.

Ene.news trying to stir up panic with half-truths and innuendo? Say it ain't so!

Bingo.

[Coligny]

Bordering Fukushima at Ushiku? Someone better check a map, that's like saying 'in New York, bordering Massachusetts at Buffalo'.

Ene.news trying to stir up panic with half-truths and innuendo? Say it ain't so!

Bingo.

Actually... while being correct with a road map on your knees...

Doesn't change jack shit when you check the radiation spread map:

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(it's called: missing the big picture)

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Bummer...I was kinda hoping I'd develop new parts that would make wanking really kinky...