Stick a fork in him...

[Mike Oxlong]

..he's done!


Doctors Remove Fork From Penis

Doctors removed a fork from a 70-year-old Australian man's penis after he inserted it into his urethra and it, of course, got stuck. Because it's not every day you have to take a fork out of a man's penis (using “copious lubrication” and forceps, according to the report), three doctors wrote about the procedure for a medical journal, in an article titled “An Unusual Urethral Foreign Body.” But maybe it's not as unusual as you might hope: “Autoerotic stimulation with the aid of self-inserted urethral foreign bodies has been existent since time immemorial and have presented an unusual but known presentation to urologists,” reads the report, listing such objects as wire, Allen keys, toothbrushes, leeches, and light bulbs.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world ... 74501.html

[Taro Toporific]

Fun tines!

[Russell]

In the category "Daguerreotype or it didn't happen"...

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Lucky the end was still protruding and he could get rid of the gerbil before going to the hospital....

[Russell]

At least he didn't have to fork out cash for a hooker...

[GomiGirl]

Fork-ing hell.

But seriously - a light-bulb?

I hope this sort of thing causes sterility as these muppets should never be allowed to reproduce and pass on their freaky genes.

This guy was 70 though so a) he should have known better and b) hope he doesn't have children or grandchildren.

[Coligny]

This one time at the band camp...

Surprised there is no repost of the youtube from the guy exploding a glass jar in his bunghole...

[Russell]

But seriously - a light-bulb?

Well, they didn't say how big the light bulb was.



And light bulbs have the advantage that you can screw them in... (not that I tried)

[GomiGirl]

Sorry, call me old fashioned but something that has delicate glass involved should be no where near a urethra.

[Coligny]

There's really safe pyrex glass dildos and buttplugs, i was told...

[GomiGirl]

There's really safe pyrex glass dildos and buttplugs, i was told...

Never seen a lightbulb made outa pyrex - have you?

[Coligny]

Sealed beam halogen ? Never seen but not too far fetched either...

Now a lightbulb dildo... Easy...

[Iraira]

Never understood how people can get bored with normal everyday orgasms, but Hide, Michael Hutchence, and David Carradine might have additional insight into the matter.

[Coligny]

Same here, can't understand how people can get bored with eating cheezeburgers for breakfast, lunch, diner everyday...

[Russell]

Never understood how people can get bored with normal everyday orgasms, but Hide, Michael Hutchence, and David Carradine might have additional insight into the matter.

Maybe the guy couldn't get an orgasm unless he had a foreign object inserted into him?

[Iraira]

Never understood how people can get bored with normal everyday orgasms, but Hide, Michael Hutchence, and David Carradine might have additional insight into the matter.

Maybe the guy couldn't get an orgasm unless he had a foreign object inserted into him?

Therefore, we must conclude that using a fork to deliver food to your mouth (oral fetish) is a gateway activity to sticking the same fork down your pee hole....