New technology, old man!

[CrankyBastard]

Life just gets better as you get older doesn't it.
I was in a Coffee cafe recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me….
I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my IPod……..

This is what happens when old people start using technology!

[IparryU]

Life just gets better as you get older doesn't it.
I was in a Coffee cafe recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me….
I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my IPod……..

This is what happens when old people start using technology!

Hey Cranky!

I do believe you posted this in the BF Non-PC thread ya? That or the other geezer... SDH.

Glad to see you posting man!

[Russell]

Hey Cranky!

I do believe you posted this in the BF Non-PC thread ya? That or the other geezer... SDH.

Glad to see you posting man!

He probably forgot...

[Coligny]

Noob... Lift half hip, lift stomach, spread asschick, unleash krakken...

Easy come, easy go...

[CrankyBastard]

I was visiting my daughter and son in law the other night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.
My know it all son in law sarcastically laughed and said. "this is the 21st century, we dont waste money on newspapers, here you can use my iPad"
I can tell you now, that fuckin cockroach didn't know what hit it!

[IparryU]

:biggrin2:
I was visiting my daughter and son in law the other night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.
My know it all son in law sarcastically laughed and said. "this is the 21st century, we dont waste money on newspapers, here you can use my iPad"
I can tell you now, that fuckin cockroach didn't know what hit it!

Trying not to LOL in the office after reading this!!!