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Bad Bonenkai advice

Postby Taro Toporific » Sat Nov 23, 2013 4:34 am

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telegraph.co.uk --How to enjoy a low-alcohol Christmas

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Hmmm, is shochu really a good "low-alcohol" alternative? :cry2:
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Re: Bad Bonenkai advice

Postby TennoChinko » Sat Nov 23, 2013 11:17 am

If shochu is sipped as a spirit, at 25% ABV, it's definitely a less potent alternative than standards like whiskey (usually at 40% ABV).

However, I've seen people drink it more like it were sake, wine or a standard mixed drink/Highball... which certainly is not "low-alcohol" on an absolute level.
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Re: Bad Bonenkai advice

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sat Nov 23, 2013 11:22 am

A lot of people do sip the better shochus on the rocks but pounding the cheap shit with low quality mixers at the bonenkai nomihodai is certainly asking for a hangover. Anyway, it doesn't matter what you're drinking. If you have too much of it, you'll get sick.
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Re: Bad Bonenkai advice

Postby Coligny » Sat Nov 23, 2013 5:34 pm

If you need alcohol to enjoy something... Maybe you are not doing something enjoyable...

But yea... Whatching the naked lunch shitfaced drunk was sort of memorable...
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Re: Bad Bonenkai advice

Postby omae mona » Sat Nov 23, 2013 6:45 pm

Coligny wrote:If you need alcohol to enjoy something... Maybe you are not doing something enjoyable...


We have plenty of fun without the alcohol. We drink the alcohol so we don't so much notice the fun being spoiled by annoying people who show up.
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Re: Bad Bonenkai advice

Postby J.A.F.O » Sat Nov 23, 2013 8:56 pm

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Re: Bad Bonenkai advice

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sat Nov 23, 2013 9:45 pm

Coligny wrote:If you need alcohol to enjoy something... Maybe you are not doing something enjoyable...

But yea... Whatching the naked lunch shitfaced drunk was sort of memorable...


Drinking the alcohol is the fun.
Faith is believing what you know ain't so. -- Mark Twain
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Re: Bad Bonenkai advice

Postby IparryU » Sun Nov 24, 2013 4:37 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:
Coligny wrote:If you need alcohol to enjoy something... Maybe you are not doing something enjoyable...

But yea... Whatching the naked lunch shitfaced drunk was sort of memorable...


Drinking the alcohol is the fun.

Yes. I drink quite often but not as much as before... And I can tell you that my fun level has dropped significantly due to the lack of booze.

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Re: Bad Bonenkai advice

Postby Wage Slave » Sun Nov 24, 2013 6:16 pm

Coligny wrote:If you need alcohol to enjoy something... Maybe you are not doing something enjoyable...


Ahem. This is not Anglo culture my continental friend. A bout of binge drinking is the enjoyable bit of the whole event - no matter what it is. Being very drunk in public does not, in itself, make a person a misdemeanant. Drinking far too much of a Friday night is an important rite of passage.
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Re: Bad Bonenkai advice

Postby matsuki » Sun Nov 24, 2013 6:31 pm

IparryU wrote:
Samurai_Jerk wrote:
Coligny wrote:If you need alcohol to enjoy something... Maybe you are not doing something enjoyable...

But yea... Whatching the naked lunch shitfaced drunk was sort of memorable...


Drinking the alcohol is the fun.

Yes. I drink quite often but not as much as before... And I can tell you that my fun level has dropped significantly due to the lack of booze.

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Re: Bad Bonenkai advice

Postby legion » Sun Nov 24, 2013 7:38 pm

J.A.F.O wrote:jim jeffries


Jim Jeffries, last story is epic

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Re: Bad Bonenkai advice

Postby J.A.F.O » Mon Nov 25, 2013 12:10 am

legion wrote:Jim Jeffries, last story is epic
Totally agree,

Jefferies is always good for a laugh. Kind of in that Doug Stanhope vein of comedy.
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