Japan's next Nobel prize recipient

[Yodaki]

http://www.weeklypost.com/031110/031110c.htm#story6

All 46 year-old male and 33 year-old female fg take note...

Dr. Masahiko Ueno was President of Tokyo Metropolitan Inspection Hospital and has been conducting post-mortem examinations for the last five years.

Recently, Dr. Ueno disclosed that the average age of men who died during sex was 46 years old and that of women was 33 years old.

Dr. Ueno revealed the seriousness of the problem in the printed version of The Weekly Post.

[Taro Toporific]

http://www.weeklypost.com/031110/031110c.htm#story6
All 46 year-old male and 33 year-old female fg take note...

Ahhh, no problem. All FG females 29 years old or under., hee, hee. Read more from our resident FG sexpert, Marvin.

Sexpert probes mystery of
the smiling stiffsBy Marvin Feltcher
Staff Writer
November 10, 2003

Masahiko Ueno, a retired public medical examiner from the Tokyo Metropolitan Inspection Hospital and self-professed world expert on fukujoshi, literally "death atop the stomach," probed over 20,000 corpses during his career......

[vince]

That's the old "Unlucky Year" thing - although for men it's 42, not 46. (Elvis died at 42).

For women it's 33 as stated.

[Ptyx]

I see Japan is already setting up its candidates for the lg nobel prizes. Smart move but maybe a bit early.

[Big Booger]

though Ueno notes that arm-wrestling the purple-headed stormtrooper can produce other deadly results.

LMAO, Marvin is a rather comical writer LOL

[Caustic Saint]

I see Japan is already setting up its candidates for the lg nobel prizes. Smart move but maybe a bit early.

I suppose it's better to be known for winning a lot of Ig Nobels than a lot of Darwins.