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OH NO, but it's Ono!

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Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Aug 07, 2012 12:58 am

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Dan Richter book: John Lennon and Yoko Ono's live-in assistant describes the last dark days of The Beatles
The Mail online | 4 August 2012
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‘In the end, I was just John’s butler.’
I lived with Yoko and Lennon for four years; an insider witnessing their love affair and the break-up of The Beatles. I can still see the vivid cast that surrounded them: the stars, charlatans, groupies, politicians, sycophants, lawyers and hippies...
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John had discovered that Yoko was willing to be his foil: his lover, attendant, teacher, and prime minister. Imagine how effective it was for his purpose of breaking up The Beatles to always have her present at recordings and meetings. This, of course, increased the howls of derision directed at her.
Meanwhile, she was trying to transform herself into a rock star, but her singing was not going well. She had a way of wailing when she sang that belongs in a Japanese temple, not  on a rock stage. The word ‘yowl’ was used to describe it. John would not hear a word of criticism, but the more she sang, the more the people at Apple couldn’t stand her. To them, she was not only an interloper but a terrible singer to boot.
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I was walking in the estate grounds with John and Yoko when they had their first meeting with head gardener Frank.
‘We only want white and black flowers,’ Yoko told Frank, who  was the classic English gardener: tweed jacket, wellington boots and a tie, quite proper and completely confused.
‘Pardon, ma’am, did you say only white and black flowers?’
‘Yes, we don’t want any colour at all, just pure white and black.’ Yoko was quite firm.
I was amused as I watched Frank struggle.
‘Uh . . . I’m sure we can find some lovely white flowers, but black might be difficult.’
‘There are some very dark tulips that look black. I’m sure you can find some other kinds, too,’ said Yoko.
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Re: OH NO, but it's Ono!

Postby IparryU » Tue Aug 07, 2012 1:26 am

Taro Toporific wrote:Image

Dan Richter book: John Lennon and Yoko Ono's live-in assistant describes the last dark days of The Beatles
The Mail online | 4 August 2012
...
‘In the end, I was just John’s butler.’
I lived with Yoko and Lennon for four years; an insider witnessing their love affair and the break-up of The Beatles. I can still see the vivid cast that surrounded them: the stars, charlatans, groupies, politicians, sycophants, lawyers and hippies...
...
John had discovered that Yoko was willing to be his foil: his lover, attendant, teacher, and prime minister. Imagine how effective it was for his purpose of breaking up The Beatles to always have her present at recordings and meetings. This, of course, increased the howls of derision directed at her.
Meanwhile, she was trying to transform herself into a rock star, but her singing was not going well. She had a way of wailing when she sang that belongs in a Japanese temple, not  on a rock stage. The word ‘yowl’ was used to describe it. John would not hear a word of criticism, but the more she sang, the more the people at Apple couldn’t stand her. To them, she was not only an interloper but a terrible singer to boot.
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I was walking in the estate grounds with John and Yoko when they had their first meeting with head gardener Frank.
‘We only want white and black flowers,’ Yoko told Frank, who  was the classic English gardener: tweed jacket, wellington boots and a tie, quite proper and completely confused.
‘Pardon, ma’am, did you say only white and black flowers?’
‘Yes, we don’t want any colour at all, just pure white and black.’ Yoko was quite firm.
I was amused as I watched Frank struggle.
‘Uh . . . I’m sure we can find some lovely white flowers, but black might be difficult.’
‘There are some very dark tulips that look black. I’m sure you can find some other kinds, too,’ said Yoko.
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Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Jul 08, 2014 10:30 am

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She had a way of wailing when she sang that belongs in a Japanese temple, not  on a rock stage. The word ‘yowl’ was used to describe it.
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Internet declares Yoko Ono’s Glastonbury festival set "the worst live performance ever" 【Video】
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It’s been a week since Yoko Ono made her festival debut at Glastonbury. A week, however, is a long time on the internet. While music critics have been fairly kind – if not particularly enthusiastic – about the 81-year-old’s performance, netizens have let rip on the singer-songwriter’s erratic wailing, with one criticising Ono’s voice as sounding "like a goat with a sore throat."
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Re: OH NO, but it's Ono!

Postby matsuki » Tue Jul 08, 2014 11:17 am

Somebody shoot that bitch already...grandma dancin' and shit with the goat wails.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Jul 08, 2014 12:42 pm

Bill Burr on why Yoko Ono sucks.



The original performance for reference.

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Re: OH NO, but it's Ono!

Postby GomiGirl » Tue Jul 08, 2014 12:55 pm

I am not sure why people are surprised by this - she has never had any singing talent at all.

She has always been a performance artist - which is always subjective. Personally not to my taste but I respect her rights to put herself and her art out there.
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Postby Coligny » Tue Jul 08, 2014 6:35 pm

I don't know much people really surprised with Yoko Ono issuez and shortcomings...

annoyed yes...

surprised... not since day 2 of her relationship...
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Re: OH NO, but it's Ono!

Postby matsuki » Tue Jul 08, 2014 10:02 pm

GomiGirl wrote:She has always been a performance artist - which is always subjective. Personally not to my taste but I respect her rights to put herself and her art out there.


I think calling her an artists is being generous. From her very public behavior in all kinds of shit, it's pretty obvious she's just been a wealthy brat all her life, using money to force a name for herself and create a "career" as a talentless hack of a musician. I wonder what her pops would have thought of her "musical talent." My first experience with her terrible shit was Beavis & Butthead "What the hell is this shit?!"-ing one of her videos. The only thing she's ever done that I can listen to without puking is this:



Keep in mind, it's a remix...which is probably the only reason I can listen to it.
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Postby Coligny » Wed Jul 09, 2014 1:01 am

Respect has to be earned... And as an artist... She deserve jack shit...
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