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There's an expiration date for toilet paper!?

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There's an expiration date for toilet paper!?

Postby yanpa » Fri Sep 05, 2014 10:14 am

Some Aussie new site wrote:Japan’s toilet paper manufacturers are very happy with their government

A MESSAGE Japan began delivering Monday is a bit unusual, but true enough: Don’t wait until it’s too late to think about toilet paper.
The government and paper companies kicked off a “Let’s stockpile toilet paper!” campaign to mark Disaster Prevention Day, warning of a possible crisis because nearly half of the supply comes from one of Japan’s most earthquake-prone areas.
Officials said people immediately think of food and water as emergency supplies, but easily forget toilet paper, and get desperate when it’s too late.
“After running out of toilet paper, people start using tissue, and that could clog up precious workable toilets,” said Toshiyuki Hashimoto, an industry ministry official in charge of paper products.
As part of the campaign, makers are offering a tightly rolled, 150-meter- (490-foot-) long, single-layer toilet paper that lasts more than twice as long as a regular roll.
A family of four should be able to survive for a month on a six-roll pack, priced at 460 yen ($4.40) and with a five-year expiration date, said Satoshi Kurosaki, chairman of the Japan Household Paper Industry Association.

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Hmm, maybe I should rotate some of the Yanpa Emergency Stock into general usage before it disintegrates, or something.

Official government toilet paper advice:
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Re: There's an expiration date for toilet paper!?

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri Sep 05, 2014 10:18 am

Does this have something to do with Abenomics?
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Re: There's an expiration date for toilet paper!?

Postby wagyl » Fri Sep 05, 2014 10:36 am

When you run out of toilet paper, use the third arrow.
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Re: There's an expiration date for toilet paper!?

Postby Russell » Fri Sep 05, 2014 10:37 am

Maybe they mean that toilet paper can only be reused for a period of 5 years...
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Re: There's an expiration date for toilet paper!?

Postby wagyl » Fri Sep 05, 2014 11:01 am

Russell that is ridiculous! After the five years is up, you just turn it over and use the other side of the paper!
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Re: There's an expiration date for toilet paper!?

Postby Russell » Fri Sep 05, 2014 10:45 pm

wagyl wrote:Russell that is ridiculous! After the five years is up, you just turn it over and use the other side of the paper!

Little bit cheap, aren't we today, Wagyl?

How the hell would you hold the paper in the second 5 years without dirtying your fingers?!?
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Re: There's an expiration date for toilet paper!?

Postby wagyl » Sat Sep 06, 2014 1:01 pm

D'oh, it is already dried!

This thread-tangent was inspired by stories of a friend reporting that the nuns at catholic school used to remind them that toilet paper has two sides. No one ever worked out exactly what they were trying to tell them by that.
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Re: There's an expiration date for toilet paper!?

Postby Russell » Sat Sep 06, 2014 1:17 pm

wagyl wrote:D'oh, it is already dried!

This thread-tangent was inspired by stories of a friend reporting that the nuns at catholic school used to remind them that toilet paper has two sides. No one ever worked out exactly what they were trying to tell them by that.

I suspect the nuns were actually referring to themselves.

They were just hinting to your friend they have orifices at both sides...
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