daikon Makes me fart

[kurogane]

I never had any luck at all with the No -ko girls anyways, and I still get shivers when I think of Emi-chan..............................so yeah. On a bright note, women like her help legitimate the cause of administering preemptive beatings to germophobic emospazz princess fucktards (JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

[Coligny]

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10 years and 2 month... I think we have a record...

Japanese woman slashes husband’s face over toilet stink
The Japan Times AFP-JIJI April 13, 2015
A Japanese woman allegedly attacked her husband with a kitchen knife because of the terrible smell he had left in the toilet, police and reports said Monday.
Emi Mamiya, 29, was arrested on suspicion of attempted murder after apparently slashing her husband’s face with the knife, police said.
Mamiya was reportedly incensed by the smell left behind after her 34-year-old partner emerged from the bathroom.
More...

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http://hayate248.lolipop.jp/0003/0010.html

Good thing I'm not married to her. I would have been dead along time ago.

Or you could find someone with the same level of toilet humor...
Just don't try to win dutch oven battles against the felines without cheating...

[Samurai_Jerk]

Flatulent cows start fire at German dairy farm

Methane gas from 90 flatulent cows exploded in a German farm shed on Monday, damaging the roof and injuring one of the animals, police said.

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