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Re: FAO Coligny

Postby wagyl » Wed Sep 09, 2015 12:14 pm

My one take-home from being reminded of the Rainbow Warrior bombing is this comment from that article:
France has apologised and paid damages for the bombing and in 1996 stopped the nuclear testing that initiated the Greenpeace protest.

It only took them 11 years to stop radiating a Pacific atoll. A person can not justify that delay at the same time as complaining about tsunami response. Nor are they entitled to make comments about the radioactive safety of Pacific tuna.


But on to other things. We have seen the Iranian electrical engineer here before.

He has some less technical Ukrainian competition. Fucking around with magnetrons

Or this!

Perfect for a guy with time on his hands.
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Re: FAO Coligny

Postby Coligny » Sat Sep 12, 2015 8:50 am

Talk with your cat aboot catnip...

http://www.catster.com/lifestyle/how-do ... or#4ldqpiu

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Catnip impair kittehs sniper's skillz and other abilities needed to hunt, maim and kill hoomanz.

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Re: FAO Coligny

Postby kurogane » Sat Sep 12, 2015 9:16 am

Coligny wrote:Talk with your cat aboot catnip...

http://www.catster.com/lifestyle/how-do ... or#4ldqpiu


Reading through that I just found out that some people think that cats get depressed, and much, much more importantly that they think it matters and seem to care.

Off the top of my head, here are 5 things more important than the problem of feline depression:

1. the big poo I dropped this morning is gone forever, and I don't know where
2. the sun may burn out in about a billion years
3. dolphins that swim into the Taiji area
4. ice cream falling out of a spoiled child's fresh ice cream cone
5. WTF it is that AKB47 are doing this week
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Re: FAO Coligny

Postby Coligny » Sat Sep 12, 2015 9:23 am

kurogane wrote:
Coligny wrote:Talk with your cat aboot catnip...

http://www.catster.com/lifestyle/how-do ... or#4ldqpiu


Reading through that I just found out that some people think that cats get depressed, and much, much more importantly that they think it matters and seem to care.

Off the top of my head, here are 5 things more important than the problem of feline depression:

1. the big poo I dropped this morning is gone forever, and I don't know where
2. the sun may burn out in about a billion years
3. dolphins that swim into the Taiji area
4. ice cream falling out of a spoiled child's fresh ice cream cone
5. WTF it is that AKB47 are doing this week



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Re: FAO Coligny

Postby wagyl » Mon Sep 14, 2015 6:37 pm

Never mind, posted something he had posted elsewhere, probably because I thought it might be more tanks.
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Re: FAO Coligny

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:15 pm

How your office would look like if your boss was a cat

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Re: FAO Coligny

Postby Russell » Thu Sep 17, 2015 9:01 pm

LOL

I like this one.

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Re: FAO Coligny

Postby Wage Slave » Mon Sep 21, 2015 11:39 pm

This is rather nicely done .....

'Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.'

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Re: FAO Coligny

Postby Coligny » Wed Sep 23, 2015 3:52 pm

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Re: FAO Coligny

Postby Taro Toporific » Fri Sep 25, 2015 12:15 pm

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Remember Coligny's butt-buddy, Toyochy, the mascot of Toyohashi City---a fabulous robot with bodacious bubble butt*?

Well, it turns out that when a Toyochy dies, a Toyohashi trash truck quickly has to haul off the old bot to the scrapyard. The city must replace the robot swiftly since its body fades from smoothly-rounded red contours to an ugly lumpy and peeling gray-pink exterior. :wink:

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Re: FAO Coligny

Postby Coligny » Fri Sep 25, 2015 2:08 pm

Basterd... It wuz an impostor. The real papier mache Toyocky is safe in the City Hall bunker (no, seriously, that building is the size of a zeppelin hangar and look filled with enough concrete to resist a nukular blast... But sink half the country under the sea..,)

Here is the real Mc Coy with his cicada pokemon...
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Re: FAO Coligny

Postby Coligny » Fri Sep 25, 2015 2:10 pm

I just got the creepiest error message after the last post telling me I was not allowed to access this file ( you dirty infidel)
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Re: FAO Coligny

Postby Taro Toporific » Sat Sep 26, 2015 1:20 am

Coligny wrote:I just got the creepiest error message after the last post telling me I was not allowed to access this file ( you dirty infidel)
Well, maybe if you would post your Toyocky porn vertically rather than horizontality, the forum software would not send you creepy error messages. :roll:
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Re: FAO Coligny

Postby Coligny » Sat Sep 26, 2015 9:57 am

The day Ios stop fucking around with pictures orientation I'll try that...
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Re: FAO Coligny

Postby Mike Oxlong » Sat Sep 26, 2015 5:53 pm

Japanese teach Parisians to clean their city
In 2003 Japanese non profit organization Green Bird wanted to protect their nationals from getting disappointment when they visited Paris. They started to clean Paris and finally the French joining.
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Re: FAO Coligny

Postby Russell » Sat Sep 26, 2015 6:12 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:Japanese teach Parisians to clean their city
In 2003 Japanese non profit organization Green Bird wanted to protect their nationals from getting disappointment when they visited Paris. They started to clean Paris and finally the French joining.
http://zoomin.tv/#!v/706168

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Re: FAO Coligny

Postby Coligny » Sat Sep 26, 2015 6:40 pm

After paris, cleaning Fuji would be a milk run ...
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Re: FAO Coligny

Postby Grumpy Gramps » Mon Sep 28, 2015 4:32 am

For that, need hands:

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Re: FAO Coligny

Postby Coligny » Thu Oct 01, 2015 12:05 pm

Moar:

http://www.thelocal.fr/20150925/shock-a ... dog-france

Delicious part being the selfrighteous cunt shouting "it's against the law" (assimilating the hobo having a dog to animal abuse) while neglecting that taking the law into your own hands and stealing a dog is even moar likely to be frowned upon...

This is what happens when you abolish the death penalty...
This is also what happenz when citizens are not allowed to carry guns... Two bullets, a bit (really little i bet) brain matter splattered on the sidewalk and the doggy can go back to his owner...
Lastly...
Nice to see that some French have their priorities straight and care more about pups than hobos wellfare...


Luckily there is now a move done to have their association to be declared illegal and be dismantled. Or we label them as domestic terrurists and start airstrike on Lille... One less shithole to care aboot...
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Postby Grumpy Gramps » Thu Oct 01, 2015 12:22 pm

Nothing worse than militant activists, no matter what their activism is for. If I was a pet, I wouldn't want to fall into their hands :(
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Postby Coligny » Thu Oct 01, 2015 1:48 pm

Soo, Take, you like animal abuse. But help us know more about you.
Is it because uncle Tanaka mollested you as a child or because you still don't know who your father was thanks to your mother being unable to keep track of customers going between her legs ?
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Re: FAO Coligny

Postby Coligny » Fri Oct 02, 2015 7:11 pm

Meanwhile, in the bunker, the diplomatic situashiun between the felines and the jumpy spiders can be summed up like this.

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Postby Coligny » Fri Oct 02, 2015 7:25 pm

I'm a complete spider phobic... But salticidaes are soo adorb'...
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Re: FAO Coligny

Postby Russell » Sat Oct 03, 2015 10:40 am

French people are so underworked it’s leading to clinical depression

French workers are so underworked they are becoming clinically depressed, according to one academic.

Christian Bourion, professor of social economics at Nancy Metz ICN Business School, believes French workers are getting “destructured personalities” and suffering from psychological trauma as a result of boredom.

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Postby Coligny » Sat Oct 03, 2015 12:54 pm

Here's the thing, too. French productivity levels outstrip those of Britain and Germany, and French satisfaction with their quality of life is above the OECD average

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world ... 49506.html

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Re: FAO Coligny

Postby Coligny » Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:26 pm

¿Que?

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