Washlet Urban Legends

[Wage Slave]

And if you think I am wasting money on crap like that ...

[Russell]

Nobody figured out that one can easily raise the seat by one's foot?

[kurogane]

SSssssssHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. THEY'RE LISTENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On a more analytic level, it is interesting to see the contradictions in current social discourse between wimminz rejecting broader social restrictions and mandates on their freedom to dispose of their bodies as they see fit (and You Go Girlz!), and the somewhat more female chauvinist and Uncle Nancy attempts to regulate males' rights to do the same. As a lapsed Foucaultian I reject the efforts of the conformist state apparati to discipline and punish me for my excretory choices and insist on exploiting the immanent lacunae emerging from the strategies of hegemonic closure of the forces of social oppression. But Dr. Seuss would have said it better. If we consider this as a gender based Green Eggs & Ham issue, it might go something like this:

You would say I must Squat to Pee?
Oh, NO! I say! Oh, NO! Not me!
For I am free, and you will see,
I raise the seat to comfort thee.
My aim is true, it's down the pipe,
And afterwards I give a swipe.
This is enough to clean the bugs,
and only fools have toilets with rugs.
Afterwards I am glad to replace
the rounded ivory posterior place.
Your comfort and peace I sincerely fancy,
so please don't make me an Uncle Nancy.

What about a purpose specific stick or something, like a grabby claw stick? As a rather good feminist of the Olde School variety, I must say, these female chauvinist germofucks are giving their species a bad name.

PS Lots of even rather athletic wimminz have truly shiite foot coordination and balance, and they do wear those stupid shoes a lot.

[Coligny]

Nobody figured out that one can easily raise the seat by one's foot?

Same for the flushing handle low behind the seat. I don't think you are supposed to touch them by hand...

[Russell]

Nobody figured out that one can easily raise the seat by one's foot?

Same for the flushing handle low behind the seat. I don't think you are supposed to touch them by hand...

Yep, that one too. Definitely for Asian-style toilets.

[Salty]

And if you think I am wasting money on crap like that ...

Good point - but in my case, I was repacing an old school natural slope (sans water variety) and adding a second bathroom, so needed to purchase something. The automated ones were no more costly than the old standard. So if you have a reason to replace, check em out.

[Wage Slave]

And if you think I am wasting money on crap like that ...

Good point - but in my case, I was replacing an old school natural slope (sans water variety) and adding a second bathroom, so needed to purchase something. The automated ones were no more costly than the old standard. So if you have a reason to replace, check em out.

I will. I assume you beat the bushes pretty hard. When the seat warmer burned out on the toilet we are using the price for a replacement started at about 80k and ended up at about 20k if we forwent the sprinkler functions and took a display seat which was very slightly a different colour to the pan. A generic heated replacement would have been about 8k but I didn't know that at the time. I'm also not completely sure the generic one would have fitted. According to the salesman nothing but the official product would fit because of the curved tank but I'm not so sure.

[Salty]

And if you think I am wasting money on crap like that ...

Good point - but in my case, I was replacing an old school natural slope (sans water variety) and adding a second bathroom, so needed to purchase something. The automated ones were no more costly than the old standard. So if you have a reason to replace, check em out.

I will. I assume you beat the bushes pretty hard. When the seat warmer burned out on the toilet we are using the price for a replacement started at about 80k and ended up at about 20k if we forwent the sprinkler functions and took a display seat which was very slightly a different colour to the pan. A generic heated replacement would have been about 8k but I didn't know that at the time. I'm also not completely sure the generic one would have fitted. According to the salesman nothing but the official product would fit because of the curved tank but I'm not so sure.

Yes - I was dealing with a supplier for tradesmen, and I took old models so they were close to wholesale. These were `whole units`, and not just the bolt-on seat contraptions. I also negotiated an extended warranty - by agreement to future date the sales date by a year, since I wouldn`t be installing for several months.

[Wage Slave]

And if you think I am wasting money on crap like that ...

Good point - but in my case, I was replacing an old school natural slope (sans water variety) and adding a second bathroom, so needed to purchase something. The automated ones were no more costly than the old standard. So if you have a reason to replace, check em out.

I will. I assume you beat the bushes pretty hard. When the seat warmer burned out on the toilet we are using the price for a replacement started at about 80k and ended up at about 20k if we forwent the sprinkler functions and took a display seat which was very slightly a different colour to the pan. A generic heated replacement would have been about 8k but I didn't know that at the time. I'm also not completely sure the generic one would have fitted. According to the salesman nothing but the official product would fit because of the curved tank but I'm not so sure.

Yes - I was dealing with a supplier for tradesmen, and I took old models so they were close to wholesale. These were `whole units`, and not just the bolt-on seat contraptions. I also negotiated an extended warranty - by agreement to future date the sales date by a year, since I wouldn`t be installing for several months.

Nice work. Any tips on how to find/get introduced to such suppliers?

[Salty]

And if you think I am wasting money on crap like that ...

Good point - but in my case, I was replacing an old school natural slope (sans water variety) and adding a second bathroom, so needed to purchase something. The automated ones were no more costly than the old standard. So if you have a reason to replace, check em out.

I will. I assume you beat the bushes pretty hard. When the seat warmer burned out on the toilet we are using the price for a replacement started at about 80k and ended up at about 20k if we forwent the sprinkler functions and took a display seat which was very slightly a different colour to the pan. A generic heated replacement would have been about 8k but I didn't know that at the time. I'm also not completely sure the generic one would have fitted. According to the salesman nothing but the official product would fit because of the curved tank but I'm not so sure.

Yes - I was dealing with a supplier for tradesmen, and I took old models so they were close to wholesale. These were `whole units`, and not just the bolt-on seat contraptions. I also negotiated an extended warranty - by agreement to future date the sales date by a year, since I wouldn`t be installing for several months.

Nice work. Any tips on how to find/get introduced to such suppliers?

I asked tradesmen where they purchased supplies - and stayed away from DIY stores, which some of them used. I also looked for recycle shops for housing supplies.

I used Proconvini....

http://www.proconveni.com/shop/tama/index.html

[Coligny]

FuckedGaijin, your one stop for all second hand shitters needs...

[Takechanpoo]

when you flush the toilet, a lot of invisible water spray containing shit and pee are scattered around toilet bowl and your legs.
so you HAVE TO close the seat down.

[Coligny]

when you flush the toilet, a lot of invisible water spray containing shit and pee are scattered around toilet bowl and your legs.
so you HAVE TO close the seat down.

And this guy spend so much time with his head pushed down the shitter by his schoolmates that he knows his shit...

[kurogane]

FuckedGaijin, your one stop for all second hand shitters needs...

Yeah, ferschur. Ya can really get the full poop on it here. Good to know there are ways and means to flush out the lower priced sources.

Thanks also to Take for that pearl of Ancient Eastern Wisdom. The Ministry of the Bleeding Obvious will publish its full report later this week, after the big Thansgiving Day push abates.

[Salty]

when you flush the toilet, a lot of invisible water spray containing shit and pee are scattered around toilet bowl and your legs.
so you HAVE TO close the seat down.

Peeing into the toilet bowl while standing does the same with the pee - it gets vaporized, aerosoled, and spread widely. Without a proper urinal, a man needs to sit to pee if he doesn`t want that.

The gender war on the seat position would be solved in a flash, if women would stop sitting when they pee if their man doesn`t.

[kurogane]

Well put, Salty. The sexism of women constantly astounds me.............

Another option:

[Coligny]

Mah sister don't need accessories, it's super easy,thust hip forward a bit, spread the top vulva around the clitoris with thumb and middle finger, use index to lift clitoris for aiming, after you just need a boy/girlfriend (into this kind of kink) to lick your fingers clean.

[Salty]

Mah sister don't need accessories, it's super easy,thust hip forward a bit, spread the top vulva around the clitoris with thumb and middle finger, use index to lift clitoris for aiming, after you just need a boy/girlfriend (into this kind of kink) to lick your fingers clean.

More than I needed to know, me thinks.....

[Coligny]

I knew i should have linked to her youpron channel instead...

[Salty]

Well, I suppose this settles it for me… I won`t be `going` there….

Japan’s all-female Takarazuka theater has enlightened 31.5:1 female to male bathroom stall ratio

http://en.rocketnews24.com/2015/10/13/j ... all-ratio/

[Russell]

Mah sister don't need accessories, it's super easy,thust hip forward a bit, spread the top vulva around the clitoris with thumb and middle finger, use index to lift clitoris for aiming, after you just need a boy/girlfriend (into this kind of kink) to lick your fingers clean.

That sounds like knowledge that is extremely useful for about 50% of the human population.

And pretty much useless for the rest...

[wagyl]

Mah sister don't need accessories, it's super easy,thust hip forward a bit, spread the top vulva around the clitoris with thumb and middle finger, use index to lift clitoris for aiming, after you just need a boy/girlfriend (into this kind of kink) to lick your fingers clean.

That sounds like knowledge that is extremely useful for about 50% of the human population.

And pretty much useless for the rest...

Unless I am misunderstanding something, I think you will find that it is much much less than 50% of the population which has a urethral exit through their clitoris.

Fun fact: spotted hyenas give birth through their clitoris.

[Russell]

Mah sister don't need accessories, it's super easy,thust hip forward a bit, spread the top vulva around the clitoris with thumb and middle finger, use index to lift clitoris for aiming, after you just need a boy/girlfriend (into this kind of kink) to lick your fingers clean.

That sounds like knowledge that is extremely useful for about 50% of the human population.

And pretty much useless for the rest...

Unless I am misunderstanding something, I think you will find that it is much much less than 50% of the population which has a urethral exit through their clitoris.

Fun fact: spotted hyenas give birth through their clitoris.

He only says that his sister controls the direction of her urinal stream by her clitoris, as if it were a joy stick. This does not necessarily mean that he claims that the urethral exit is through the clitoris.

Though with Coligny you never know...