Just attended my first Japanese funeral

[GuyJean]

I have checked my schedule and I will in Japan on Sept. 28.

I'm assuming you're Gaisaradatsuraku?

This troll is 5'11" (that's 6'3" to most of you in Japan) and I weigh approximately 180.

But are you hung?

I will be smiling and you should be able to notice that my front teeth are discolored from having been knocked out in some of my earlier excursions (I will gladly introduce you to this right of passage).

:?: From having you face bashed in? Oh... I get it. It's a gay joke. I think I hear your daddy calling you.

Is Shibuya good for you? How about we meet right in front of the main entrance to 109?

Great!

I presume you look like most of the other English teacher/computer jockey types in Japan. Specifically, I assume you are a pasty faced nerd with dirty fingernails and a girlfriend with crooked legs.

I think you're in for a surprise.

GJ

[GuyJean]

Is it a date Gay Jean?

You arrive on the 28th? Or you want to meet on the 28th?

PS: Please do describe yourself. I want to develop a mental picture of the man/boy that I am going to b!tch slap the crap out of.

34; 6' 2"; 195 lbs.

Are you GayJean AND Gaisaradatsuraku? Or do I have show two gaijin how fucked they can be?

GJ

[GuyJean]

No, you are Gay Jean...do you understand that you are the person whose name you are writing under???

Actually, I'm GuyJean]I have had my teeth knocked out and various face bones broken in barfights/parking lot squabbles and karate practice.[/quote]
I'm getting scared..

(let's say 6:00 pm) and you have the date 9/28. I think we are all set now.

Can't be there before 9.

I am from Brooklyn NYC

Figures.

GJ