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Lively English Textbook

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Lively English Textbook

Postby Mulboyne » Thu Sep 14, 2006 8:41 am

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Postby Greji » Thu Sep 14, 2006 9:20 am

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This is for the Bloom Method of instruction!
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Postby CAkOS » Fri Sep 15, 2006 4:46 am

I want this book for my students..ISBN please
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Postby dimwit » Fri Sep 15, 2006 9:09 am

Name and Author would be nice. I'm sure there are more gems of conservational English to gleaned from this tome.:D
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Postby Mulboyne » Fri Sep 15, 2006 9:26 am

CAkOS wrote:I want this book for my students..ISBN please

I'm searching high and low for it, This is all we have to go on so far...
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Postby dimwit » Fri Sep 15, 2006 9:42 am

Well the phrase in question come out of the movie 'Full Metal Jacket'

http://www.geocities.com/Aaronbcaldwell/Full.html

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Postby Mulboyne » Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:58 pm

dimwit wrote:Well the phrase in question come out of the movie 'Full Metal Jacket'

That was the crucial clue. I believe the page comes from the book on the right here.

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All part of the the military-themed world of Yukio Hirai. He does work for journals like Hobby Japan's Arms Magazine:

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Postby Taro Toporific » Fri Sep 15, 2006 6:12 pm

Mulboyne wrote:That was the crucial clue. I believe the page comes from the book on the right here.

"ALL OF HANDGUN" and an engrish textbook for the "The tiny. The few. The proud."
Hmmm, that makes as much sense as being armed with a spork.

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Postby Taro Toporific » Fri Jun 19, 2015 10:04 pm

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"中学教科書New Horizon p.48のこの最後を埋める課題を大学の授業でやったところ、"Thanks, Mr. Joking."と答えたツワモノが優勝。"
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Postby Russell » Fri Jun 19, 2015 10:44 pm

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"中学教科書New Horizon p.48のこの最後を埋める課題を大学の授業でやったところ、"Thanks, Mr. Joking."と答えたツワモノが優勝。"

Must be pretty much Einsteins enrolled in that school if they can solve that problem correctly...
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Postby Wage Slave » Fri Jun 19, 2015 10:54 pm

New Horizon is a bog standard junior high school textbook. This is from either an earlier or later version than I have used. Actually, I applaud the effort to focus on meaning for a second instead of the usual relentless focus on form. Even if it is a bit obtuse.
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Postby Coligny » Sat Jun 20, 2015 3:29 am

Taro Toporific wrote:
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"中学教科書New Horizon p.48のこの最後を埋める課題を大学の授業でやったところ、"Thanks, Mr. Joking."と答えたツワモノが優勝。"


That's excellent, there was an air traffic control joke like that, can't find it anymoar...
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