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Postby Mike Oxlong » Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:37 am

[SIZE="4"]Gifu, Kyoto Rack Up Highest Averages in Japanese Boob Size Survey,
Saitama Falls Flat[/SIZE]
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Postby American Oyaji » Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:40 am

I could have pointed at my friend Katsuyo and told them that. Her boobs are massive.
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Postby Netherlander » Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:43 am

German saying: "A dark German, a blond Italian and a red Spaniard seldom mean well, like a Dutchman of any colour."
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Postby American Oyaji » Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:53 am

I have never heard that before.
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Postby cstaylor » Tue Apr 10, 2012 1:23 pm

American Oyaji wrote:I have never heard that before.

I've only heard it referred to as "dasaitama", which fits pretty well. :wink:
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Postby Catoneinutica » Tue Apr 10, 2012 1:40 pm

cstaylor wrote:I've only heard it referred to as "dasaitama", which fits pretty well. :wink:


It always ranks in the very bottom of quality-of-life indices for the various prefectures, though one surmises that may have changed a bit recently.
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Postby cstaylor » Tue Apr 10, 2012 1:53 pm

Also, is this a self-reporting survey, or did they send SJ and Chokonen888 out with clipboards?
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Postby Catoneinutica » Tue Apr 10, 2012 2:16 pm

cstaylor wrote:Also, is this a self-reporting survey, or did they send SJ and Chokonen888 out with clipboards?


Are you alleging selection bias? The last time I saw a survey like that was about ten years ago. Scintillating Toyama-ken came out on top, Chiba and Saitama brought up the bottom.
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Postby cstaylor » Tue Apr 10, 2012 4:34 pm

Catoneinutica wrote:Are you alleging selection bias? The last time I saw a survey like that was about ten years ago. Scintillating Toyama-ken came out on top, Chiba and Saitama brought up the bottom.

I think an intrepid surveyor with golden hands could size up the situation well. :wink:
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Postby GomiGirl » Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:29 pm

Like I said in the other thread, the A, B, C, D, DD scale here is totally different to the US, Australia etc.

It is all about making mountains out of molehills. :-)
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Postby Coligny » Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:04 pm

Catoneinutica wrote:It always ranks in the very bottom of quality-of-life indices for the various prefectures, though one surmises that may have changed a bit recently.


Saitama... Japan direct backdoor to hell... few years ago I was following eagerly the daily insane murder reports... sesms a bit quiter these days...
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Postby Russell » Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:23 pm

Is this genetic? If the Japanese people are so uniform, I would expect less statistical outliers.

Then again, it could be the food. What do they eat in Kyoto and Gifu? American beef?!?

Or could there be a lack of cosmetic surgeons in Saitama?
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:43 pm

Russell wrote:Is this genetic? If the Japanese people are so uniform, I would expect less statistical outliers.

Then again, it could be the food. What do they eat in Kyoto and Gifu? American beef?!?

Or could there be a lack of cosmetic surgeons in Saitama?
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Well, both the Hida and Yoro regions in Gifu are well-known for producing beef, and perhaps Kyoto foodies import nearby Kobe and Matsuzaka beef...
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Postby Russell » Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:50 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:Well, both the Hida and Yoro regions in Gifu are well-known for producing beef, and perhaps Kyoto foodies import nearby Kobe and Matsuzaka beef...

8O

Are you suggesting they feed hormones to the cows there?!? Always thought that was a typical western thing.
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:55 pm

Russell wrote:8O

Are you suggesting they feed hormones to the cows there?!? Always thought that was a typical western thing.

It's my understanding that regulations are somewhat relaxed here regarding food safety...:(
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Postby Coligny » Wed Apr 11, 2012 7:28 am

Mike Oxlong wrote:It's my understanding that regulations are somewhat relaxed here regarding food safety...:(

:doh:

frack...

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Mike Oxlong again.

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Postby Greji » Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:35 am

Coligny wrote:Saitama... Japan direct backdoor to hell... few years ago I was following eagerly the daily insane murder reports... sesms a bit quiter these days...

Not now. I showed that report to my secretary, who happens to possess an extremely healthy rack. She just also happens to be from Saitama. I don't have time to report her comments that followed concerning the web site and just what they could do with their study....
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Postby Coligny » Wed Apr 11, 2012 6:11 pm

Greji wrote:Not now. I showed that report to my secretary, who happens to possess an extremely healthy rack. She just also happens to be from Saitama. I don't have time to report her comments that followed concerning the web site and just what they could do with their study....
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Postby American Oyaji » Wed Apr 11, 2012 7:18 pm

Coligny wrote:D00d... daguerreotype...


Motioned and seconded!
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Postby Christoff » Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:17 pm

Russell wrote:Is this genetic? If the Japanese people are so uniform, I would expect less statistical outliers.

Then again, it could be the food. What do they eat in Kyoto and Gifu? American beef?!?

Or could there be a lack of cosmetic surgeons in Saitama?
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I was thinking there must be something in the water.
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Postby IparryU » Thu Apr 12, 2012 9:58 am

Greji wrote:Not now. I showed that report to my secretary, who happens to possess an extremely healthy rack. I also asked her to back up my findings by taking off her shirt and her bra. I come to conclusion, that she is a rare statistic and it will take a few nights of intense study to determine if my studies are correct.
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Postby chokonen888 » Thu Apr 12, 2012 10:13 am

cstaylor wrote:Also, is this a self-reporting survey, or did they send SJ and Chokonen888 out with clipboards?


My findings are a bit off though...largest J-boobies I've had came from Aichi, followed by Saitama, and then Tokushima ;)
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Postby Big Boy » Sun Apr 15, 2012 4:58 am

That would explain the surplus of raisinpai gals out here. Suspect it has something to with all the Ringer Huts we have.
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Postby Coligny » Sun Apr 15, 2012 11:59 am

[quote="chokonen888"]My findings are a bit off though...largest J-boobies I've had came from Aichi, followed by Saitama, and then Tokushima ]


Mah m00bs don't count...

Also... it wuz supposed to stay seekret...
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Postby Greji » Sun Apr 15, 2012 8:41 pm

Coligny wrote:Mah m00bs don't count...

Also... it wuz supposed to stay seekret...

Not after you were up to the big city for lunch with us. I eyeballed you right away as not coming from Saitama.....
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Postby Big Booger » Sun Apr 15, 2012 8:46 pm

Big tits or little, I am sucking them for sure!
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Postby Coligny » Sun Apr 15, 2012 8:49 pm

Big Booger wrote:Big tits or little, I am sucking them for sure!


STAY AWAY FROM ME, CREEP...
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Postby Greji » Sun Apr 15, 2012 11:44 pm

Coligny wrote:STAY AWAY FROM ME, CREEP...

Hey, don't be too hasty, Boog is hot!
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