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gboothe wrote:Hey, Y'all shouldn't be so hard on a good ole boy!
He's no longer a celebrity. He's just an ole country boy trying to make his way up in that thar cold ole island, Sado Maso something.
He opened his new place just the other day!
The real story of Jenkinstarbucks has come out.
homesweethome wrote:One night I'd had a few, I was out on patrol, I got away from my unit, I don't know what happened, I was waundering around for what seemed like hours. I must have crossed over into the DM(twilight)Z . All at once I was blinded by a brilliant light an the next thing I knew I was aboard this here space craft with this family and we was headin for Alpha Century 21. I didn't know where that was but it sounded better'n Vietnam. I didn't have any complaints cause there was a sweet young thing aboard, the girls weren't bad looking either, and boy could that robot cook. Better'n anything I was used to back in o'l Korea.Then one of them things happen'd. The whole crew except'n me was kidnapped by a Klingon raid'n party. I hid from em and they never caught me. When I came out o my hide'n place, I was the only one aboard and I flew around in outer space for the last 40 years.Finally I found my way back to earth and ended up here on Sado which really isn't much different from being in outer space I guess. Hope y'all believe me.
Buy my biography, comin to a bookstore near ya'all.
