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Sorry to bring this up again but Sweaty Ballz ((((((^_^;)

Groovin' in the Gaijin Gulag
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Postby Greji » Wed Dec 14, 2005 10:30 am

IkemenTommy wrote:How does athlete's foot travel up to your crotch in the first place? :confused:


Maybe he got trampled in a bad bedroom set?
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Postby IkemenTommy » Wed Dec 14, 2005 10:32 am

So which is worse? Jock itch or ghonoreah?
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Postby dingosatemybaby » Wed Dec 14, 2005 10:35 am

I love this thread! I can honestly say that this thread has changed my life: in the bad old days before this thread, sweaty ballz were the bane of my existence during the tropical months. Now, I wear Homer Simpson-esque tight whites, use baby powder, and dry my ballz with the
blowdryer set on "cool," not "hot," and my sweaty ballz no longer give me any grief.

Thanks, fuckedgaijin!
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Postby IkemenTommy » Wed Dec 14, 2005 10:37 am

dingosatemybaby wrote:I love this thread! I can honestly say that this thread has changed my life: in the bad old days before this thread, sweaty ballz were the bane of my existence during the tropical months. Now, I wear Homer Simpson-esque tight whites, use baby powder, and dry my ballz with the
blowdryer set on "cool," not "hot," and my sweaty ballz no longer give me any grief.

Thanks, fuckedgaijin!

All you gotta do is lose that afro puff and let some more air in.
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Postby Greji » Wed Dec 14, 2005 11:54 am

IkemenTommy wrote:
dingosatemybaby wrote:I love this thread! I can honestly say that this thread has changed my life: in the bad old days before this thread, sweaty ballz were the bane of my existence during the tropical months. Now, I wear Homer Simpson-esque tight whites, use baby powder, and dry my ballz with the
blowdryer set on "cool," not "hot," and my sweaty ballz no longer give me any grief.

Thanks, fuckedgaijin!

All you gotta do is lose that afro puff and let some more air in.


Hair dryer??? Hmmm! Logging off and immediately going to the vanity table!
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Postby GomiGirl » Wed Dec 14, 2005 3:46 pm

*feels ill*
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Postby Greji » Wed Dec 14, 2005 3:57 pm

GomiGirl wrote:*feels ill*


It wasn't me!!!!!!
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Postby dingosatemybaby » Wed Dec 14, 2005 5:24 pm

gboothe wrote:
GomiGirl wrote:*feels ill*


It wasn't me!!!!!!
8)


'Twas I. Ohhhh yeah! Mama! That cool air feels good!

-dingo
-off to rip off all this fg material for his new book, "Zen and the Art of Ball Maintenance"
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Postby IkemenTommy » Wed Dec 14, 2005 6:13 pm

All that warm biz shit is not helping either.
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Postby gomichild » Wed Dec 14, 2005 6:20 pm

dingosatemybaby wrote:I love this thread! I can honestly say that this thread has changed my life: in the bad old days before this thread, sweaty ballz were the bane of my existence during the tropical months. Now, I wear Homer Simpson-esque tight whites, use baby powder, and dry my ballz with the
blowdryer set on "cool," not "hot," and my sweaty ballz no longer give me any grief.


If there was ever a case of Too Much Information......



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Postby dingosatemybaby » Thu Dec 15, 2005 5:49 pm

gomichild wrote:
dingosatemybaby wrote:I love this thread! I can honestly say that this thread has changed my life: in the bad old days before this thread, sweaty ballz were the bane of my existence during the tropical months. Now, I wear Homer Simpson-esque tight whites, use baby powder, and dry my ballz with the
blowdryer set on "cool," not "hot," and my sweaty ballz no longer give me any grief.


If there was ever a case of Too Much Information......



:P


Some (not I, of course!) might ask why you're reading a thread with the words "Sweaty Ballz" in the title. For sensitive soul, that title alone is Too Much Information. But damn it all, sweaty ballz are a fact of life for guys in Japan!
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Postby Greji » Thu Dec 15, 2005 6:08 pm

dingosatemybaby wrote:But damn it all, sweaty ballz are a fact of life for guys in Japan!


Global warming does not affect me at all. I am as cool as a, ahh, Zucchini?
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Postby dingosatemybaby » Fri Dec 16, 2005 11:24 am

gboothe wrote:
dingosatemybaby wrote:But damn it all, sweaty ballz are a fact of life for guys in Japan!


Global warming does not affect me at all. I am as cool as a, ahh, Zucchini?
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I too am cool as the preverbial cucumber, even during the torrid summer months, after reading the valuable tips so generously contributed by the fgs on this thread. So once again I say, thanks fg! :cheers:

-dingo
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-More worthless trivia: a man's balls continue to grow throughout his life. So, one compensation for growing old: you'll be big-ballin' like a mofo

PS: Boothe-san, did you say "zucchini"? That's a bold claim!
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Postby kamome » Sat Dec 17, 2005 5:26 am

dingosatemybaby wrote:-More worthless trivia: a man's balls continue to grow throughout his life. So, one compensation for growing old: you'll be big-ballin' like a mofo


Whoa! Where did you hear this? This trivia is hardly worthless.
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Postby Greji » Sat Dec 17, 2005 11:07 am

dingosatemybaby wrote:[PS: Boothe-san, did you say "zucchini"? That's a bold claim!


Ahh, I hope you're not asking for references?
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