KFC crow, yum!

[Taro Toporific]

Stone the crows! Bird-brained culprit stops trains in tracks
Mainichi Shimbun, Japan, June 9, 2003
A crow flew into a Tokyu Corp. electricity transformer station Monday, causing a massive short circuit that shut down trains on the company's Oimachi and Ikegami lines in Tokyo, officials said.. the crow's corpse was found in the power station in Tokyo's Shinagawa-ku. It had caused several wires to short circuit.

[GomiGirl]

Did the crow live?

[Taro Toporific]

Did the crow live?

Nope. He died to live again.

[Steve Bildermann]

Did the crow live?

This crow is no more!

He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker!
'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you
hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies!
'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig!
'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run
down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!!
THIS IS AN EX-CROW!!

[cliffy]

Steve, you Python head! .

[American Oyaji]

I was wondering why that sounded so familiar, but I had only heard it once, not READ it.

THE DEAD PARROT ROUTINE!!!

What got me was the choir invisible part. But once you said Python,

this is an EX-PARROT popped into my head.

[Big Booger]

quoth the Raven, "Never more."

[American Oyaji]

S A M U I

[Big Booger]

hehehe

chotto atatakai LOL <--- kidding.