I just arrived and in an apartment in atachiku

[kusai Jijii]

With all this talk about goats, you're all making it sound like that's the only thing Greji would hit. You gotta stop misrepresenting him liked that. Come on Mods! You gotta do something about this! I mean, Greji hits on more than goats. In fact, he lives by the code "if it moves, it fucks. If it aint moving, kick it and see if it moves".

[IkemenTommy]

As a starter, it is pronounced aDachiku, not aTachiku.

My best advice: don't take advice from the morally bankrupt bunch of us on here as Kusaijiji mentioned.

[Greji]

If it aint moving, kick it and see if it moves".

[Greji]

from the morally bankrupt bunch of us

Well, if you restrict the list that much, who's left?

[Iraira]

In fact, he lives by the code "if it moves, it fucks. If it aint moving, kick it and see if it moves".

He is also tech savvy, "If after kicking it, and it still doesn't move, grab one of those defribrilation units they have at many of the train stations, give it a zap or two, because, you never know...."

[kurohinge1]

My apologies for Greji. There is a long running joke on this board about how Greji prefers goats to women . . .

He likes women too???

[Greji]

He likes women too???

Remember the old saw frequently posted about the two bored buzzards sitting on the branch saying: "If something don't hurry up and die, let's just fly down and kill something!"

You never know what's under the rock 'til you turn it over!