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Language. NO I DONT SPEAK ENGLISH. I AM FRENCH!

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Postby Greji » Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:47 pm

Behan wrote:A young teacher who sits near me will only speak to me in English. And she's not the only one, just the one who pisses me off the most.

PMS Behan


I find there are two categories of these must speak English clowns. First, the Japanese is only learnable by the unique Japanese ear crowd and therefore any foreign bozo must be addressed in English so as not to confuse them. I reply to these clowns in Japanese only and always begin by saying I can't understand a word they are saying and to please speak Japanese. I will continue this until they either speak Japanese or give up. But, out of their loss of face, I will never be bothered by them using English with me again. However, this type is very easy to spot and should not be confused with someone who has any brains, or common sense. This handy technique should best be limited to those who currently do not, or in the future, could hold a management position controlling your fate or visa!

I have some other majimei speakers of English throughout the office who will always use English with me, because in a sense, it is a part of their career development and better fluency may help them get assigned to one of our overseas offices. For the most part, they will let me know this before hand and ask me not to correct them if they get stuck as they want to try to work it out themselves. I don't mind this and rather encourage it as long as the office doesn't become an eikaiwa kyoushitsu....
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Postby Behan » Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:54 pm

Thanks for the reply, Greji.

Good for you, too, with the first category. I have to get a backbone and be tougher with people like that.

With the second type I wouldn't mind so much as it's clear what they are trying to do and they have the decency to ask you.
His [Brendan Behan's] last words were to several nuns standing over his bed, "God bless you, may your sons all be bishops."
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Postby james » Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:55 pm

Kurofune wrote:I had a similar situation when my class tried to argue their point with me after I told them that they shouldn't consider all Italian men to be skirt chasers.


you had me up until here ;)
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Postby FG Lurker » Wed Sep 24, 2008 1:24 pm

[quote="james"]you had me up until here ]
Well, I'm guess there are at least a few gay Italian guys who won't be chasing skirt. ;)
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Postby Behan » Wed Sep 24, 2008 2:45 pm

Irish guys have no gender or sexual orientation biases when chasing a drink. They'll go down on one regardless of where it's been.:p
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Postby Charles » Wed Sep 24, 2008 8:26 pm

Behan wrote:Irish guys have no gender or sexual orientation biases when chasing a drink. They'll go down on one regardless of where it's been.:p

Ah, time for one of my favorite jokes:

Q: What's an Irish Homosexual?
A: An Irishman who prefers women over drinking.
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Postby Behan » Wed Sep 24, 2008 10:43 pm

Good one.
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Postby dimwit » Wed Sep 24, 2008 11:26 pm

French is not the way to respond to the free lessoners. Respond to them in Carny lingo.

http://www.goodmagic.com/carny/car_a-c.htm

THAT'S RIGHT, THEY'RE ALL ALIVE ON THE INSIDE AND THE TICKETS ARE GOING FAST!" "JUST TWO MINUTES LEFT, DON'T MISS A MOMENT OF IT! SEE IT ALL IF YOU ARE QUICK ENOUGH TO GET IN LINE, JUST A DOLLAR AT EITHER ONE OF THESE TWO TICKET BOXES. FOLLOW YOUR NEIGHBORS, THEY KNOW WHERE THEY'RE GOING, THEY'RE GOING INSIDE, THEY'RE GONNA SEE THE FREAKS, THE WEIRD PEOPLE, ALL ALIVE, WAITING FOR YOU INSIDE. THIS SHOW IS ONE OF A KIND, THE WORLD'S GREATEST GATHERING OF HUMAN CURIOSITIES. YOU'VE HEARD ABOUT THESE PEOPLE FROM YOUR NEIGHBORS, YOU'VE READ ABOUT THEM IN THE NEWSPAPERS, YOU'VE SEEN THEM ON TELEVISION, AND THEY'RE WAITING FOR YOU ON THE INSIDE, ALL REAL, ALL ALIVE. ONE DOLLAR, ONE DOLLAR, I DON'T WANNA HOLLER, IT'S JUST ONE DOLLAR, THE BEST VALUE ON THE MIDWAY, GO NOW, NOW'S THE TIME TO GO. JUST ONE MINUTE LEFT TO SEE IT ALL FOR THIS SPECIAL LOW PRICE! FRIENDS, DON'T GO OFF AND GET YOURSELF SOMETHING TO DRINK AND COME BACK LATER THINKING YOU'LL GET IN FOR A BUCK, THE TIMER IS TICKING YOU HAVE TO GO NOW. MOVE RIGHT ON UP TO THE BOX, I HAVE TO GO IN AND START THE SHOW, AND WHEN I GO IT'S GOODBYE TO THIS SPECIAL PRICE - LAST CALL ON THE DOLLAR DEAL, IT'S SHOWTIME ON THE INSIDE!"

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Postby Behan » Thu Sep 25, 2008 8:09 am

Dimwit, I bet that would freak them out. It would be funny to see.
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