I'm an asshole. Jiminto, natch.
I get a boner when I go tubbin' with gaijin at onsens.
How does it work? There's some bastard in Chiba named Usui who's wallpapered the entire prefecture with his loathsome face. He's usually featured holding one arm upright, waving to the people like some cult-of-personality third-world tyrant. But now the old git has apparently retired, and the wallpaper is transitioning to pictures of his prick of a son (he's 33!, the posters say).
I guess it's okay to plaster political posters all over the side of your business or on the cinderblock wall in front of your house. I'd like to get a bunch of Usui posters and and slap them on the side of our house. But first I'd deface them - I'd take a big black marker and draw erect penises going into his mouth, fangs, Hitler moustaches, etc.
Could I be arrested for that?
