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Postby Iraira » Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:54 pm

Greji wrote:You wouldn't answer it anyway. You never answer mine, you bitch!
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Show some respect and I'll answer the phone. Something along the lines of, "you wretched pestilence sinking where even the puke-rot of humanity refuses to tred" and "you mayonaise depository" are much more to my liking.
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:39 am

neither of you get the booty call from me because dammit, you both keep refusing the threesome!
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Postby Greji » Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:32 am

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:neither of you get the booty call from me because dammit, you both keep refusing the threesome!


Well, I really was trying to be nice, but since you are coming on so strong, I have to level with you. I just can't associate with anyone who doesn't like the occasional goat in the futon. You might have a chance with Iraira and his current homeless mate, who is not to bad accept he keeps trying to sell you stolen umbrellas marinated in KY jelly....
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Postby Iraira » Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:46 am

Greji wrote: You might have a chance with Iraira and his current homeless mate, who is not to bad accept he keeps trying to sell you stolen umbrellas marinated in KY jelly....
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Got a question for Iron Chef Toranomon, would those umbrellas be best BBQ'd on a grill or flame broiled in my gas (heheheh) oven? As KY is relatively clear (I assume that this isn't KY jelly recovered after use), I suppose that a white wine would complement the umbrella flambe quite well. If I were to use Astroglide, would it affect the cooking time and temperature?
You really need to publish a guidebook for cooking items that were previously inserted up one's anal cavity.
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Postby Greji » Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:21 pm

Iraira wrote:Got a question for Iron Chef Toranomon, would those umbrellas be best BBQ'd on a grill or flame broiled in my gas (heheheh) oven? As KY is relatively clear (I assume that this isn't KY jelly recovered after use), I suppose that a white wine would complement the umbrella flambe quite well. If I were to use Astroglide, would it affect the cooking time and temperature?
You really need to publish a guidebook for cooking items that were previously inserted up one's anal cavity.


I've studied this since HS and am about to publish a new guide to such Culinary Delights! However, I would recommend a fine Chablis....
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