Rose coloured glasses?

[GomiGirl]

[Tsuru]

This one cracked me up:

The Japanese government actually cares about its own people

What?

[wuchan]

[davai-davai IV]

She forgot the most obvious one: writing about it.

[Yokohammer]

29. Japanese people are naturally sophisticated. Americans are not.

So that's why we haven't heard from Take lately ... he's been blogging under a pseudonym!

[Ol Dirty Gaijin]

44. Work ethic:

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Samurai_Jerk]

Public drunkenness is surely a sign of natural sophistication.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Now, now, let's not get nasty...The Japanese are globally renowned for being extremely hard laborers and long experience has taught me the work ethic in this cuntry can be best summed up as thus:

1) Why take 8 hours to do a job efficiently when the same task can be performed in 17 hours? (This law becomes ironclad when overtime is paid).
2) Why have one person perform a task in 8 hours when you can have five people take 17 hours each to perform exactly the same task?
3) When a task is being performed efficiently and profitably, it is essential to have a meeting. When a task is not being performed efficiently and profitably, it is essential to have a meeting. In the event either of the above fail to produce a solution, it is essential to have a meeting. If all else fails, it is essential to have a meeting and, failing that, it is essential to have a meeting.
4) All safety and quality assurance problems can be solved by wearing white gloves, extending the right index finger and moving the hand in a backward-forward motion.

[yarichin01]

[Iraira]

Ok, I'm not actually gonna sift through Eva's drivel to figure out how long she was in Japan for, but I'll strip away my loin cloth and state that I kinda had the same list after being here for about a year or so. Probably was too busy attempting to cull as many girls as possible to notice.
Then, as with post-coital bliss, slowly the varnish wore off, although not enough to head home. Eva wasn't here long enough to realize the bad that rides alongside the good, or she just suffers from "I should write a book about the REAL Japan, with lotsa of Japanese words written in romaji".