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NJR - The Mathematical Proportions of the Ideal Breast

Postby Mike Oxlong » Fri Oct 28, 2011 5:56 pm

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Postby Iraira » Sat Oct 29, 2011 1:19 am

When are women going to learn.....it's not how they view their own breasts (aside from the self-esteem thing), it's how us Y-carrying pigs view their breasts, and that's different for each guy....some McTojos like breasts that squirt (more engorged), some like ones with the nipples pointing up at the angle shown above, some like huge mammaries crushing them like if a whale grew cow udders to an appropriate size, etc. Greji shall commence wanking now.
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Postby Greji » Sat Oct 29, 2011 2:06 pm

Iraira wrote:Greji shall commence wanking now.

Zip, huuuh, whew, Zip....
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Mon Oct 31, 2011 5:33 am

Iraira wrote:When are women going to learn.....it's not how they view their own breasts (aside from the self-esteem thing), it's how us Y-carrying pigs view their breasts, and that's different for each guy....some McTojos like breasts that squirt (more engorged), some like ones with the nipples pointing up at the angle shown above, some like huge mammaries crushing them like if a whale grew cow udders to an appropriate size, etc. Greji shall commence wanking now.


As a self-respecting Y-carrying pig, I must admit that for me the ideal breast shape is one slightly warped by being encompassed by my mouth...other than that, I love them all!!!!
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Mon Oct 31, 2011 9:34 am

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:As a self-respecting Y-carrying pig, I must admit that for me the ideal breast shape is one slightly warped by being encompassed by my mouth...other than that, I love them all!!!!


That statement is total bullshit. You know as well as I do that you have no self-respect.
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Postby Greji » Mon Oct 31, 2011 11:47 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:That statement is total bullshit. You know as well as I do that you have no self-respect.


Damn SJ, I didn't know you knew Hair as well.....
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Mon Oct 31, 2011 12:57 pm

:rofl:

Bastards!!! Well, at least you're honest...
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Postby tone » Mon Oct 31, 2011 1:01 pm

bad timing. hung out with my wifes friend last night who has ridiculously perfect proportions...
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Postby Coligny » Mon Oct 31, 2011 1:03 pm

tone wrote:bad timing. hung out with my wifes friend last night who has ridiculously perfect proportions...


Daguerreotype or it didun't happen...
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Postby tone » Mon Oct 31, 2011 1:11 pm

haha wha?
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Postby Tateman » Mon Oct 31, 2011 2:33 pm

Asians love everything tiny, according to Family Guy:

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Postby Greji » Mon Oct 31, 2011 4:22 pm

tone wrote:haha wha?

Candid 8X10's. Any tape will also suffice....
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Postby Coligny » Mon Oct 31, 2011 6:53 pm

tone wrote:haha wha?


Geeezzz... young people these days...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daguerreotype
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Mon Oct 31, 2011 7:10 pm

Coligny wrote:Geeezzz... young people these days...

Here, let me google that for you.

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Postby tone » Mon Oct 31, 2011 7:42 pm

haha - you'd have to be there to appreciate. good things small packages

but just like that damn illustration. just one fucking aisle over
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Postby matsuki » Wed Nov 02, 2011 1:27 pm

I don't need math to tell me what I like...

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Postby Yokohammer » Wed Nov 02, 2011 3:28 pm

chokonen888 wrote:I don't need math to tell me what I like...

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Dude ... that's a really tiny photo.
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Postby matsuki » Wed Nov 02, 2011 4:08 pm

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Postby Yokohammer » Wed Nov 02, 2011 4:19 pm

[quote="chokonen888"]Only SFW one I could find ]
Oh yeah ... right ... I see what you mean. :heart:
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Postby tone » Wed Nov 02, 2011 5:08 pm

"some like huge mammaries crushing them like if a whale grew cow udders to an appropriate size, etc."

so funny

yeah i googled that... those big ones flopped down onto a few free minutes quite nicely

but this is all about those perfectly shaped upward leaning perky ones

what would be a good google keyword for that?
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Postby matsuki » Wed Nov 02, 2011 5:20 pm

tone wrote:but this is all about those perfectly shaped upward leaning perky ones


Yeah, sculpted by the plastic surgeon...can be amazing looking but the feel, not so much
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