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Postby 2triky » Tue May 04, 2010 1:10 pm


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Postby Midwinter » Tue May 04, 2010 7:06 pm

... ... ... damn.

On the other hand, I once saw a J-porno where a couple of girls were having fun with eels so it can't be all that bad. :D
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Tue May 04, 2010 8:06 pm

what a horrible way to die!
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Postby McTojo » Tue May 04, 2010 8:40 pm

Poor eel. I can't imagine what it must've gone through being shoved up some Chinese guys A$$!
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Postby 2triky » Tue May 04, 2010 11:16 pm

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:what a horrible way to die!


Vicious.
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Postby 2triky » Tue May 04, 2010 11:18 pm

Midwinter wrote:... ... ... damn.

On the other hand, I once saw a J-porno where a couple of girls were having fun with eels so it can't be all that bad. :D


You have a knack for seeing the silver lining, man. :cool:
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Postby GomiGirl » Wed May 05, 2010 12:04 am

Midwinter wrote:... ... ... damn.

On the other hand, I once saw a J-porno where a couple of girls were having fun with eels so it can't be all that bad. :D


I've seen that one - I think it was a vid linked from here. I think it was GuyJean that posted it. It seems like something he would post. :p
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Postby Midwinter » Wed May 05, 2010 1:24 am

McTojo wrote:Poor eel. I can't imagine what it must've gone through being shoved up some Chinese guys A$$!


Seeing as how you're buried so far up Japan's collective arse, I'd think you of all people would know how the eel felt.

Glad I'm not the only one to see that vid, thanks for the memories GuyJean! :)
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Wed May 05, 2010 12:09 pm

Why are Asian guys so gay when they're drunk?
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Postby Dragonette » Thu May 06, 2010 11:13 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Why are Asian guys so gay when they're drunk?
As some of my ancestors used to say in the good old days...
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Postby IkemenTommy » Thu May 06, 2010 11:23 pm

Midwinter wrote:I once saw a J-porno where a couple of girls were having fun with eels so it can't be all that bad. :D

I bet you have(NSFW!!)
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Postby IkemenTommy » Thu May 06, 2010 11:25 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Why are Asian guys so gay when they're drunk?

Aren't they gay regardless drunk or not?
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri May 07, 2010 12:38 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:Aren't they gay regardless drunk or not?


Yeah, but they get a lot more aggressive about it once they are. Too much ball grabbing and male nudity for my taste.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Fri May 07, 2010 3:42 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Yeah, but they get a lot more aggressive about it once they are. Too much ball grabbing and male nudity for my taste.

According to Aruojisan, showing your feminine vagi side would get you laid in Japan.. :rolleyes:
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Postby Acidas » Sat May 08, 2010 5:29 pm

no surprise that it ate his insides since eels eat shit

must have been funny at the time i suppose
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Postby Taro Toporific » Wed Sep 26, 2012 11:04 pm

Acidas wrote:no surprise that it ate his insides since eels eat shit
must have been funny at the time i suppose


NZ bloke gets eel stuck up jacksie
---'This has to be a first', admits hospital insider---
theregister.co.uk | 26th September 2012
A New Zealand hospital refused to speculate last week on just how one patient managed to get an eel stuck up his backside.
According to the New Zealand Herald, the unnamed bloke walked, or perhaps slithered, into Auckland City Hospital's A&E department in need of an urgent jacksie eel extraction.
A swift X-ray and scan confirmed an anguilline presence where the sun don't shine, and docs were able to successfully remove the animal...more....
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Postby GomiGirl » Wed Sep 26, 2012 11:18 pm

OMG - I saw that video and it is seared into my memory. I think it scarred me. :shock:
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Thu Sep 27, 2012 9:20 am

Taro Toporific wrote:NZ bloke gets eel stuck up jacksie
---'This has to be a first', admits hospital insider---
theregister.co.uk | 26th September 2012
A New Zealand hospital refused to speculate last week on just how one patient managed to get an eel stuck up his backside.
According to the New Zealand Herald, the unnamed bloke walked, or perhaps slithered, into Auckland City Hospital's A&E department in need of an urgent jacksie eel extraction.
A swift X-ray and scan confirmed an anguilline presence where the sun don't shine, and docs were able to successfully remove the animal...more....
eel-attack.png


Give 'im a sheep and eel be alright...
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