Creepy White Guys

[GomiGirl]

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Creepy White Guys

Every Asian girl who has ever tried online dating, whether on POF, OKCupid, or Match has experienced it: messages from Creepy White Guys with Asian fetishes. I just got back into the dating scene and am already being bombarded with some absolutely horrifying messages. I've collected some of the best ones here, and I welcome any additions to my collection.

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Jack is this you?

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[jingai]

This is hilarious and terrible! Go loser white guys!

[Coligny]

yeah, let's make fun of few socially awkward geeks and play the race card on top of it...

Going to match.com and complaining aboot the socially awkward is like going to wallmart and complaining aboot poor peoples...

well at least 'people of wallmart' is a funny website... here... shooting at ambulance... not so sure... plus the fact that she go there leaves me with 2 theories... either she's a total doosh init just for the lulz... or she's a cubic meter monstruosity that make babies cries and people throw stones when they see her...

Plus, pumpkin, from the dictionary, charisma man:

A white male who, although completely lacking social skills in his natural environment, procures seemingly godlike sexual powers upon arrival to Japan.

here it might be more cases of simple yellow fever... but hey, fuck words and their meaning...

[GomiGirl]

Colligny - you really have no sense of humour do you?

I am reporting a story that is out there on the internet and you turn it into a way of poking fun at me directly.

Perhaps if you stopped attacking everybody and their posts on FG, then you would not have to whine like a little girl when the same courtesy is paid back to you.

[Samurai_Jerk]

Colligny - you really have no sense of humour do you?

I am reporting a story that is out there on the internet and you turn it into a way of poking fun at me directly.

Perhaps if you stopped attacking everybody and their posts on FG, then you would not have to whine like a little girl when the same courtesy is paid back to you.

My guess is that website hit far too close to home.

[Coligny]

Colligny - you really have no sense of humour do you?

I am reporting a story that is out there on the internet and you turn it into a way of poking fun at me directly.

Perhaps if you stopped attacking everybody and their posts on FG, then you would not have to whine like a little girl when the same courtesy is paid back to you.

when sumthing look like a throwback of jock and cheerleadurz highschool in 1980' amurikunz movie I traditionnally have troubles finding the humor...

like once again, i find it hard the see humour in making fun of socially awkward people.
There is nearly 0 humor in this tumblr, the fact that you consider this humor tells once again more aboot you than aboot me.

As for my whining... yea... when you're finished sucking on Cstailorz dick we'll talk again...

[Samurai_Jerk]

i find it hard the see humour in making fun of socially awkward people.

Then why do you talk so much shit to members of this forum?

[Coligny]

My guess is that website hit far too close to home.

I fuckingwish it could hit home, when i was pussy hunting the internet was inside a terminal emulator with shit like rlogin and other unix mess... ever tried to post a picture of you nekkid drawn only with ASCII characters ?

Plus back then any girl within 5 meters of a keyboard by her own willl was rolling faster than walking... there was even a coined term...
-"how she look like?..."
-"well... BTS-info... unfortunately"
BTS-info being the diploma after the first 3 years of CS studies...

Now is the truegolden age where picture of anyslut are available inside out even without subscription... Next generation might not be so lucky after the current one discover the fallback of splattering pick of their last double penetration live on twitpics...

[Coligny]

i find it hard the see humour in making fun of socially awkward people.

Then why do you talk so much shit to members of this forum?

better than talking to a face drawn on a beach ball...

[legion]

docile and submissive?

is that some alternative reality Asia?

[yanpa]

The bit about "delicate personalities" is not far off the mark

[legion]

as in "she was as delicate as a pair of steel capped riggers' boots"

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

My guess is that website hit far too close to home.

Hit too close to home for my liking...

[Coligny]

My guess is that website hit far too close to home.

Hit too close to home for my liking...

If these kind of guys hit on you at match.com you should tick the "male looking for female" on your profile description... I selected "furry looking for poodles" by mistake once and it was a non stop nightmare for week before i had to delete the account...

[Iraira]

Something happened to Coligny during the time FG was being retooled.

[Tsuru]

No woman anywhere ever needs to use online dating except for maybe trolling. It's a bit like going to Chersonissos or Salou for your summer holiday, a non-stop sausagefest of absolute bottom-of-the-barrel losers. You're not missing out on anything.

[Coligny]

Something happened to Coligny during the time FG was being retooled.

LAPIN !?

(i are liek goldfish every turn in the bowl/day of me life is a new adventure...)

[Coligny]

It's a bit like going to Chersonissos or Salou for your summer holiday, a non-stop sausagefest of absolute bottom-of-the-barrel losers. You're not missing out on anything.

and... LAPIN !?

No woman anywhere ever needs to use online dating except for maybe trolling.

I can guarantee you that in french CS univ theres some specimen that require match.com+alcohol*+viagra*+flour in order to get laid... (*for the victim)...
But, yea... it's usually a seller's market...

[Russell]

Just wondering, but what do they need the flour for?

[Coligny]

y'havn't seen da movie it seemz..

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102266/quotes

[Taro Toporific]

Just wondering, but what do they need the flour for?

It's a lame joke from at least my grandfather's heydays in 1920s...

Yo' mama's so fat, I had to roll her in flour and then poke the wet spot.

[Coligny]

yer grandpa iz Bruce Willis ?...

AWESUM!!!!!

(that would explain better your hairdo though...)

[matsuki]

Meh, after some of the comments from guys I know back home, the crap some of those tools say isn't really surprising. They'll eventually let their mouth get then slapped, beat, or fired. That being said, I could just as easily start a site for "Creepy Asian women," and believe me, it would be a million times more popular...

[Taro Toporific]

... could just as easily start a site for "Creepy Asian women," and believe me, it would be a million times more popular...

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[Coligny]

Taro Toporific:
Because we're all getting used to Cronenberg's creepiness...