It seems most girls in Japan want to fuck me

[Samurai_Jerk]

5 body-language signs of attraction

Sign #2: Pigeon toes
Pigeon toes may not sound like the sexiest of gestures, but an inward rotation of the feet suggests definite interest of a romantic nature.

[Taro Toporific]

Sign #2: Pigeon toes
Pigeon toes may not sound like the sexiest of gestures, but an inward rotation of the feet suggests definite interest of a romantic nature.

Oh my Buddha! I had no idea that this remarkable girl who plopped in the seat facing me on the train today was actually madly in love with me.

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[matsuki]

I hope you were able to escape...that one looks dangerous

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Isn't that Captain Sensible?

[Taro Toporific]

Isn't that Captain Sensible?

I think so. Were her red combat boots the giveaway?

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[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Isn't that Captain Sensible?

I think so. Were her red combat boots the giveaway?

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Either that, the beret or the specs....

[yanpa]

Why is there an Easter Island statuse next to her?

[Taro Toporific]

Why is there an Easter Island status next to her?

Moai Man is just a zombiesque photographer who is bummed out that I am taking the pix of Miss Captain Sensible that he wants.

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[Isle of View]

I hope you were able to escape...that one looks dangerous

She knows alchemy.

[Taro Toporific]

I hope you were able to escape...that one looks dangerous

She knows alchemy.

It’s hard to think of stumpy legs as being magical.

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[matsuki]

I'm not even sure it's a she...

[Coligny]

No tranny would dare going out looking like shit like this girl do...

[Isle of View]

I hope you were able to escape...that one looks dangerous

She knows alchemy.

It’s hard to think of stumpy legs as being magical.

Alchemy was the fruitless [and chemically impossible] attempt of trying to convert base metals such as lead into gold.

Draw you own conclusions.

As for "stumpy" I've noticed that J-girls tend to have noticeably shorter shanks [tibia] than W-girls.

[Coligny]

Jpoons have short legs... movie at 11 (softcore) at 12 (hardcore) and 1am (scatcore)

(admiral Obvious, is that you ?)

[J.A.F.O]

When did the line up change? I thought beastcore was on at 1am. This is definitely gonna screw up my sleep.

[Coligny]

Nope, beastcore has been moved to PPV-on demand channels, for legal reasons raised by Peta.
Same as for Vatican's channel famous "Horny priests and little boys" matchmaking show and "Hiding Nazis in plain sight in the internet age" docu-drama.


(ermagerd godwin derp...)

[J.A.F.O]

Now wait just a damned minute, half the stars in the beastcore marathon were peta members. (according to the credits) Thats like greenpeace getting all pissy when someone gets caught masturbating with a cucumber.

[Coligny]

Never say they objected, just they wanted to be paid more than was possible with regukar sponsorized broadcast... There a limit of money you can ask to Totoya to have its name on a TV show with fat sluts getting rammed by manatee...

Had to switch to PPV to increase the revenue, don't worry, you can pay with bitcoins or paypal.

(don't get me started on the "Dolphin rape cave special" they sent their regular marketting guy thinking it was the dolphin that were getting raped... the lawyers are still debating on who should pay for the psychanalyst bill, damn, those fishes are horny fuckers...)

[J.A.F.O]

Never say they objected, just they wanted to be paid more than was possible with regukar sponsorized broadcast... There a limit of money you can ask to Totoya to have its name on a TV show with fat sluts getting rammed by manatee...

Had to switch to PPV to increase the revenue, don't worry, you can pay with bitcoins or paypal.

(don't get me started on the "Dolphin rape cave special" they sent their regular marketting guy thinking it was the dolphin that were getting raped... the lawyers are still debating on who should pay for the psychanalyst bill, damn, those fishes are horny fuckers...)

Oh yea.. the Porking Manatee hour, I missed that episode. Welp that does it for me, I guess learning how to hide my pet Nazi a little better won't be so bad. Those nazi war criminal hunters keep digging around.

Hope marketing guy starts walking again soon but he should have known what he was getting into... or yea whatever.

[Isle of View]

Jpoons have short legs... movie at 11 (softcore) at 12 (hardcore) and 1am (scatcore)

(admiral Obvious, is that you ?)

Another self-appointed FG expert. Frog off.

[Samurai_Jerk]

Jpoons have short legs... movie at 11 (softcore) at 12 (hardcore) and 1am (scatcore)

(admiral Obvious, is that you ?)

Another self-appointed FG expert. Frog off.

[Coligny]

Another self-appointed FG expert. Frog off.

A new bromance is starting...

If you breed, keep me a sample, for research purpose...

(since when do we encourage cockycunts barely at their 5th posts ? Especially when they fly on the "ya did it furst" airline...)

[matsuki]

Jpoons have short legs... movie at 11 (softcore) at 12 (hardcore) and 1am (scatcore)

(admiral Obvious, is that you ?)

Another self-appointed FG expert. Frog off.

Do you need to be an expert? It's pretty obvious when the 150cm ladies sit down and they're at your height, that something is off.

[IparryU]

Jpoons have short legs... movie at 11 (softcore) at 12 (hardcore) and 1am (scatcore)

(admiral Obvious, is that you ?)

Another self-appointed FG expert. Frog off.

Do you need to be an expert? It's pretty obvious when the 150cm ladies sit down and they're at your height, that something is off.

no need to be an expert at all... your just need to use your eyes and be able to compare how tall somone is while standing compared to when sitting...

I think it is called common sense, but we all know how much that lacks in the world... and especially in this cuntry.

[Coligny]

ok, before things turn into a shitstorm, little addendoom to the R.O.E.:
no pics of Shokotan, kthxbye...