How old were you the first time you were drunk?

[AlbertSiegel]

How old were you the first time you were drunk? Any funny stories to go with it?

I remember my sister was 13 and came home with some friends. They were all 12 - 14 and drunk as hell. I remember one was talking to the wall and calling it "wicky" mad that it did not like her. My sister kept attempting to sit on a chair that was not there. And the other kissed me!

As for me.. this is true... I have never been drunk in my life... not even a buzz. I never did like the taste of any of it! I was always the driver. The worst was when I found a girl who had nearly passed out. She could not walk. She was underage (15 I think) and I did not want her to get arrested for drinking underage. I took her to my car, sat her down, and asked her where she lives..... she did not know! So I then asked her "If I want to mail to a post card, where would I mail it to?" She was able to give me her address then. I took her home and left her with her brother who was very thankful to me. Never did see her at that mall again.

Anyone have a story?

[gomichild]

I didn't get stupidly drunk until I was 22 - I remember vaguely doing shots of kahlua and baileys - and then spending the next 3 days in bed with alcohol poisoning.

Actually I spent most of that year either drunk or hungover. I blame it on the influence of one of my flatmates.

Shoulda stuck to the shot glasses of beer that my Nana would give me at family barbeques.

[Taro Toporific]

... I have never been drunk in my life... not even a buzz....

Oh, you're gonna have a grrreat time dealing with the Japanese. Getting polluted literally is the religion here (the Shinto kami and spirits are always getting drunk, rowdy 'n' randy and need sake offerings to be appeased). To put it another way, the Mormons lose hundreds of times the number of their non-drinking missionaries to alcoholism, than they can covert the "drunken heathens".

[kamome]

I was about 18 and attended a "progressive party" at a college frat house that specialized in serving grain alcohol. I was lucky to be with one of my best friends at the time and he walked me all the way back to my dorm because I couldn't find my way alone. My buddy had so much fun there, he later pledged that fraternity.

[Caustic Saint]

I was 16, and it was at a party at a friend of a friend's house. I was drinking California Coolers - orange if I recall correctly. (Hey, it was 1985, whaddaya expect? :P )

[devicenull]

19... i had just burned my bridges to my old uni and had decided to change my major... it was a sunday night and i went shot for shot with a friend. about 25 shots of straight up vodka in under 3 hours. face was completely numb, time was distorted, and we couldnt walk or stand up. yay booze

[Big Booger]

Double post.

[Big Booger]

First time I got hammered was at a college frat party.. I had been drunk before, but not hammered.. I was 18.

They had this guy called dollar man.. he would mix up any drink you wanted for a dollar.. I spent quite a few dollars that night.. jack and coke, slow gin fizz, dead nazi, purple hooters, screw drivers..

Then, remember now I was a pledge to this fraternity, one of the brothers decided to do a pre-rush kidney flush...

So he gets out this rubber hose and funnel.. and we (the pledges) were like what the hell is he going to do, some sort of beer enema??

Turns out it was funnel the beer and get the pledges sloppy drunk in the process.. I nailed 4 beers in less than 10 seconds.. I nearly puked right here.. my stomach hurt like hell with all that beer being shot straight down passed the gizzard.. I did about 4 more of those and crashed.. woke up the next day on the couch of the fraternity in my boxers.. guy next to me had puked all over himself..

We found one pledge who went to take a piss, and fell over the balconey into his own piss pool..

Oh the days long since forgotten.

[Taro Toporific]

....gets out this rubber hose and funnel.. and we (the pledges) were like what the hell is he going to do, some sort of beer enema??
....
Oh the days long since forgotten.

Oh these days long NEVER forgotten by me.
OKTOBERFEST!!!

REUTERS/Sept 21...one-liter beer mugs during the opening day of the Munich Oktoberfest beer festival in Munich September 20, 2003.

[GomiGirl]

I was about 15 and at a black tie function with my father (my mother was away and so I was the substitute.. plus my father thought I should be exposed to "society")

Well, needless to say, I was bored out of my tiny mind and the wine waiter kept topping up the glass (I have since learned to count my glasses).

I wobbled off to the bathroom in my heels and a lady at the table had noticed me and followed me in. Good thing she did as I was bent over the toilet in my finest taffeta gown puking like an Oyaji at Tokyo station.

My father was summoned and we made a discrete exit into a cab - stopping a few times for a puke on the road. My father made sure I was tucked up in bed with a glass of water and a lesson of "all things in moderation" - one I have yet to learn some 17 years later.

I had a nasty hangover the next day but it was a regular school day and so after a morning puke and no breakfast, I was sent to my nice private ladies high school with a rotton hangover and mascara smeared under my eyes. I remember sitting in Japanese class that day not well at all.

My mother was never told of the incident.

[GargoyleTS]

I was 15 and at a friends house to do some stupidity(home-made tatoos anyone? Disgustingly dumb, and guess where I put mine?) when some of his mexican friends came over to hang and get some ink (I had to be there, I was the supplier, me being the guy who stole the ink from school and all). Anyways, their leader had a bottle of Thunderbird with him. I ask what it was, and after telling me he ask if I had ever drank before. I said no, and he asks if I wanna try it. Now, I had no first hand experience with drinking, just what I picked up from Mom and fantasy novels. So I knew I shouldn't drink on an empty stomach...but I forgot the fact that I had not eaten that day, so I accepted. I go to drink and the Taunt of Maniless begins: "Chug, chug, chug...." I was smart enought to check with the guy (i can't remember his name) and he just started chanting with the rest, so I kicked it back. One little quart of Thunderbird downed in less than a minute. Then the dryness hit, and I was dyin for something to drink. Only thing to be had was water, so I drank that same bottle full of water 3 more times in about the next 45 minutes (bachealors under 20...yeah, I wasn't washing his dishes just to get a clean glass) with it getting progessively harder to move to the kitchen each time. I was DRUNK. Now, the funny part is, I drank a cheap white wine-ish alcohol, and followed it with clear water after not eating all day. But carpet was stained PINK next to the chair I sacked in after heaving next to it. And those damn mexicans (not a general refence to mexicans, don't be offended) stole comics from my backpack and then dumped ink all over my jean-jacket and stuffed it in the pack afterwards!

But I got them back by calling the cops on them for dope later! (hey, I had to fight Leader 3 times cause he was an ass...it had nothing to do with smoke)

[ramchop]

13, 14, or 15. At my Dad's 40th (should I be ashamed that I'm not sure of his exact age?). Got silly-drunk on beer, leered with astonishment when the striper arrived, and was later wisely advised by my uncle to go and have a good puke behind the carnations. No hangover the next day.

[Mini_B]

I was 13 - got twisted off some COMBAT JUICE - Southern Comfort, Vodka, Slow Gin, OJ and 7up. We got some girls drunk and tried to take advantage of them. They ended up puking...my friend Tommy didn`t care...he stuck anywayz.

The good ol` days !!

[Ptyx]

I was 14, we were four. After attending to a very shitty concert we went to a convenient store, bought a bottle of very bad Gin and drank it up dry in a public sqare.
I went back to my parents by the subway, i was laughing like a hyena and insulting people like an asshole, like an old drunk tramp really.
I went to my bedroom and an hour later puked by the side of my bed. I had no hangover the next morning, but i really felt like shit.
Since that night I can't drink Gin anymore .

[hanasims]

I was trying to get into a strip club, with my shitty fake ID, and was turned around at the door. On the way out we must have taken a wrong turn because we ended up in a bar area of the club that was being renovated. So we grabbed as many bottles of booze as we could carry and took off. We put the bottles in the trunk and went back in the closed area like the greedy fools we were and grabbed more, this time the bouncer saw us and they we chasing us. So we ran down the block and up pulls our friend, we jump in and take off. We were some cool kids back then, we did so much dirt and always made out OK. Anyway, we rode to our usual hangout and set up shop. I kept a bottle of Wild Turkey for myself and drank away. I was a mess. We tried again to get into another strip club and were sent away. I woke up the next morning with an insane hangover. My father woke me up, I got into the car and he drove me to take my drivers exam. Both written and the drivers test. I was still a little buzzed, but I passed the drivers test and went inside and took the written test. Get this, I was freezing cold, but sweating like a slave. The teached asked me "are you OK?" Told him "yeah" and passed the test.

[graline]

hmm..i was 18 and leaving for college in a few months. my friends that drank decided to give me a crash course in drinking. my friend becky didnt want my first experience to be at a frat party. well..so we put three or four totinos pizzas in the oven, and they hand me a zima. i could not be allowed to drink until i had had the zima. okay so i downed the damn thing. they carefully mix me a tiny amount of jack into a coke can, and i drink it. well..so i get online, am inadvertently flirting with my friends 40 year old dad..until i learned it was his dad, and he learned who i was..so the two couples go off to fuck, and my drink empties down the hatch. so being the sneaky person that i am not, i went and got myself another one. i did not realize however, that i poured all but a drop of the coke down the drain, i was pretty much drinking straight jack. so somehow i end up curled up under the computer table, then wake up and choose not to lay on the empty couch, but on top of the covers of the other couch. what was under the covers? a naked, horney twosome who could not find a way to get me off of them. i was very confused when i woke up. in fact i tried to start drinking right away, but they poured out my drink and forced a shower upon me. i did not eat for a week. =^_^=

[japslapper]

Aged 13, in Normandy, France on homestay. Home-made cider in a field - with 3 fellow Anglais and a dozen Francaise - the French taught their frigid guests a lot!.....I say no more...other then I went back across the English Channel a man

[Sage]

[Pizzicatoblue]

16.

[GomiGirl]

Well, I don't like it any way, so what does it matter if I can't get hammered?

Can you drive? At least we will know who to call to be the designated driver.

Grogged up GG

[kami gaijin]

I can't really remember the first time I got drunk (I drink THAT much) , but I do remember the first drink I had. It was at a Halloween party. I was 7, my parents were away, and my 12-year-old sister invited all her older friends over. She gave me a beer and I remember it tasted like crap.
All I can really say is that since then, I've been drinking regularly. My family owns a few bars in New Orleans, and since school never really liked me, I hung out there. It was quite the upbringing.
Drinks ,
drunkards ,
foreigners ,
and easy women .
Aaahhh. I miss those days.