"Chugoku mitai!"

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

You do realise the housework, cooking and the blowjobs stop the moment there is a ring on the finger?

Holy shit! Those old stories about female conspiracies are true...I knew it!
And, here No. 4 was, promising me to do her up the ring once she had her ring (You know, the old eye for an eye thingy...).
Ripped off bad...

[dimwit]

Ripped off bad...

Erm...What exactly was ripped off?

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Erm...What exactly was ripped off?

Wish I had something to rip off...all the others have already taken the bloody rings...

[dimwit]

Wish I had something to rip off...all the others have already taken the bloody rings...

Er...No I was think more in a queen bee-drone kind of way.

[quote]The drones' main function is to be ready to fertilize a receptive queen. Drones in a hive do not usually mate with a virgin queen of the same hive because they drift from hive to hive. Mating generally takes place in or near drone congregation areas. It is poorly understood how these areas are selected, but they do exist. When a drone mates with its sister, the resultant queen will have a spotty brood pattern (numerous empty cells on a brood frame)]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drone_(bee)

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Er...No I was think more in a queen bee-drone kind of way.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drone_(bee)

Wow! Thanks, dimwit...until reading that post, I had no idea that I was a cross between a drone bee and black widow.

[matsuki]

You do realise the housework, cooking and the blowjobs stop the moment there is a ring on the finger?

That's why I'm testing the "lemurs under 20" hypothesis](as long as she doesn't become a queen bee/black widow hybrid)[/SIZE]

[Greji]

Wow! Thanks, dimwit...until reading that post, I had no idea that I was a cross between a drone bee and black widow.

That don't sound too shabby Hair. You could always consider a Praying Mantis. The female eats the male after sex. Now I have always had an interest in exactly how that works out....

[matsuki]

[Coligny]

Dood... you defuse a situation and a bomb...

The day you try to diffuse a bomb... just tell a bit before so we can leave the country before they start rounding up foreigners in prison camps...

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

That don't sound too shabby Hair. You could always consider a Praying Mantis.

Nah, thanks. I've had enough of those kooky religious types...

[Taro Toporific]

[matsuki]

File under "Fat people problems"....

[Taro Toporific]

This chick got all vexed and flummoxed because some Hou-Tan-Zoku (za Houshasei Tansoku Tu-ri-bu) dickweed asked her to turn down her iPod volume. Me, I wear big Bose units on the train and crank that shit up to eleven. If someone were to importune me, I'd say, I'll turn it down when they dial down the eardrum-rupturing announcements. But they never do, because, I think, it's classical music I'm blaring, and that seems to confound them.

I've had two guys ask me to turn down the volume on my iPod. Given what I listen to (especially in the morning), I can understand that if the sound is bleeding out, it's going jack the jisatsu rate higher. Both times I was asked to turn down the volume, I apologized and turned it off completely, but left the earphones in my ears, just in case the guy complaining was really just a dick. No second request for a greater decrease in volume came, and when I got off the train....stone deaf forever.

samurai-earbuds.jpg

このイヤホンのデザインが秀逸な件。電車内で隣の人がしてたら吹くわっ!!(笑) pic.twitter.com/JoZqWHGa
--- SHU 4's twitter (@shusyhoo) February 13, 2013

[Mike Oxlong]

Election sound-truck announcers and Kita Chosen newsreaders...sokkuri da!

[Russell]

Election sound-truck announcers and Kita Chosen newsreaders...sokkuri da!

The difference being that election sound-truck announcers get paid better...