So where are these fucked gaijins?

[J.A.F.O]

Just wish was on drugs, bat country would make more sense lol

[jingai]

Oh you guys... well maybe when sakura show up we could do something with bats or pants or somewhat in the greater Tokyo area? I'll be around.

[Grumpy Gramps]

Is anyone still alive in this chapel of rest? I am sure that the gray eminences of here are already bubbling with ideas, jumping up and down eager to make this place as vibrant as it is meant to be.

Just wanted to say that if I can help, let me know.

[matsuki]

Feels like half the forum have left the land of four seasons.

[canman]

I think most people have moved over to Twitter!

[matsuki]

I think most people have moved over to Twitter!

That always ends well....

Person X liked a tweet of a cousin of man who's stepson might be a convicted Nazi! He must be deplatformed!!

[Coligny]

I think most people have moved over to Twitter!

Don’t worry, it’s my fault, like the Russians in Ukraine, the chinese couf, the arabs of 911, the shuttle disaster, Fall of Saigon and when the germans bombed Pearl Harbor

[Grumpy Gramps]

Hmm, I killed my late cat's Twitter account a couple of years ago. He didn't use it much anyway. Wonder, whether I should persuade one of my new cats to make one again?

[Coligny]

REAL ADVICE HERE:

Not joking and not sure if it should be talked aboot…

Do not eat week old deep fried chicken in a sandwich with tonkatsu sauce to cover the weird taste. Unless you want your dreams of being king turd on top of shit mountain get upgraded with a brown waterfall. At least giving you the final winning argument of why you were right to put a waterproof netflix box in the shitters. As well as disabling their bioweapon alarms sensors.

But sweetlawd… the pain… aint nobody got time fo’ d’at…

Secondly, do not create a gmail account for your cat named after a freshly retired joint chief of staff for the army.
You end up receiving weird emails and in the awkward situation of trying to forward them to him… thanks to his former secretary that a colleague of yours once boned because…
Vagina…
And low standards on both sides.

People don’t seem to understand that retired chief of staff are more like old people tending to their garden than Bruce Willis in Red/Red 2 or the expandabulz

[Grumpy Gramps]

Yes. To name your cat right is a serious business and - done wrong - can have dire consequences.

[Thanatos' embalmed botfly]

I think most people have moved over to Twitter!

Twitter sucks ARSE. Reads like such a miserable spermbank of funless whinging tryhards. "Oh fuck, pay attention to me pleaaaesse, i'm so depressed look at me, wahhh, pleassse click 'like' on my pithy one-sentence whinge of wisdom-wank, wah, wah."

It all seems so fleeting. You hammer out some shit then the next day you start again and ffs your previous endeavors have been washed out with the tide. Conversely, the basic forii has threads that you can come back to fucken YEARS later and pick up right where some shrieking nutjob left off. So great.

Plus, obviously, twitter has utterly killed the foriisphere. The rapacious hordes are now enamoured and captivated with twitters potential to interact with celebs. That potential stardust is not happening at the millions and millions of sad little hospiced forum fiefdoms.

People that enjoy twitter would rightfully think "why bother going back to some saddo 20-person message board when I can go right up to Beyonce's keyboard and yell shit at her? Plus, why prostrate myself at the mercy of some jumped-up little Hitler forum gestapo moderators again, circa 00-10? How many power-trippin little weiner milk monitors goose-stepping up and down the halls of twitter? FUCK-ALL."

I still prefer the forii though. Twitter is like the hallmark cards of needy self-obsessed sooks. "Oh shit, I didn't get a 'like' for my post, I am garbage, everybody hates me, I am worthless." It's reducing its denizens to paranoid 12-year old girls. Just one big morass of desperate keelhauling to dredge up some self-validation while vaingloriously hoping some semblance of the feelgood fuzz wends its way up your salty, barren maidenhead.

[Coligny]

I suggest you get medicamated before trying something called “reddit”
Makes twitter feels like an online class from the MIT.
You got the power hungry shitlords,the spambots, the sociopath from the drunktank trying to sound like a scholar ,the pakistani trollfarm paid to push some views on stuffs in language that they clearly don’t speak. The single braincell groupthink. The 12yo single cell groupthink who shovel premade viewpoints believing if sound like adults they are above their litterbox peers… and 90% of whores using the site to advertise their onlyfans or their bottled squirtjuice on sale

[Thanatos' embalmed botfly]

You got the power hungry shitlords,the spambots, the sociopath from the drunktank trying to sound like a scholar ,the pakistani trollfarm paid to push some views on stuffs in language that they clearly don’t speak. The single braincell groupthink. The 12yo single cell groupthink who shovel premade viewpoints believing if sound like adults they are above their litterbox peers… and 90% of whores using the site to advertise their onlyfans or their bottled squirtjuice on sale

[Coligny]

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Things… happens… unfortrunalty…

[FG Lurker]

Top 5 posters on the FG
Taro Toporific 10020957 posts
Coligny 20654 (lurking at least once week but no posts since Oct 2018)
Mulboyne 18608 (visited in a few times this year but no posts in several years)
matsuki 14825 posts! (Mr. Pine is on his way to beating the post-count of Frenchy and Mulb)
Samurai_Jerk 14370 (AWOL since Jan 25, 2019)

Top 10 (all have visited the FG once a week or more)
Greji 14358
GomiGirl 9128
Russell 8172
FG Lurker 7818
Screwed-down Hairdo 6708

Top 15 (all but AssKiss have visited the FG once a week or more)
Mike Oxlong 6559
American Oyaji 6532
cstaylor 6383
AssKissinger 5847 (inactive since Aug 2017)
wagyl 5836

Top 20
GuyJean 5720 (R.I.P. June 2012)
kamome 5558 (Last visit Jan 23, 2017)
yanpa 5508
IkemenTommy 5425 (Last visit July 05, 2011)
Yokohammer 5090


Top 25 (a big drop-off of post activity happens at the 25-Top-Poster level)
kurogane 4463 (Last visit Oct 07, 2018)
Takechanpoo 4292 (Last visit Nov 17, 2018)
IparryU 4285 (Last visit Feb 04, 2018)
Big Booger 4150 (Last visit Sep 04, 2017)
Charles 4050 (Last visit May 02, 2013)

Top 30
Iraira 3978 (Last visit Feb 12, 2014)
dimwit 3794 (Last visit Jan 28, 2019)
Wage Slave 3434
Caustic Saint 3150 (Last visit Dec 01, 2012)
omae mona 3146

Top 35
kurohinge1 2745 (Last visit Oct 28, 2009)
legion 2681
Captain Japan 2540
2triky 2513 (Last visit Mar 31, 2014)
sillygirl 2496

Top 40
Tsuru 2408
gomichild 2371 (Last visit Oct 21, 2013)
Buraku 2112 (Last visit Jan 23, 2014)
Steve Bildermann 2023 (Last visit July 18, 2009)
wuchan 2012

Top 45
Cyka UchuuJin (R.I.P. June 2016
Catoneinutica 1955 (Ran way from Japan in the middle of the night Sept. 2012)
amdg 1880 (Last visit Jan 22, 2012)
Jack 1863 (Last visit May 19, 2012)
ttjereth 1862 (Last visit Mar 26, 2013)

Top 50
Doctor Stop 1836 (Last visit Sep 20, 2016)
james 1828 (Last visit Jul 18, 2016)
Behan 1824 (Last visit Jan 02, 2011
Bucky 1796

Top 55
canman 1754
Grumpy Gramps 1734 FRI JUN 28, 2019 9:41 PM
NeoNecroNomiCron 1668 (Last visit Apr 27, 2006)
emperor 1527 (Last visit Nov 19, 2013)
ichigo partygirl 1521 (Last visit Dec 08, 2011)

I can say for sure that I wasn't visiting weekly as late as 2019... Maybe once or twice a year by that point. Much the same as now I guess.

Hope everyone's well and enjoying post-pandemic life.

[SovietSupreme]

Top 5 posters on the FG
Taro Toporific 10020957 posts
Coligny 20654 (lurking at least once week but no posts since Oct 2018)
Mulboyne 18608 (visited in a few times this year but no posts in several years)
matsuki 14825 posts! (Mr. Pine is on his way to beating the post-count of Frenchy and Mulb)
Samurai_Jerk 14370 (AWOL since Jan 25, 2019)]

Hope everyone's well and enjoying post-pandemic life.

COMRADS!

It pleases me to report that our glorious Fellow Traveler Taro is fine and misses you all, but has been locked out his account since he upgraded his computer a few years ago.

As far as Mulboyne goes, he has moved on and posts daily at https://twitter.com/Mulboyne were he has a huge following of 16.9K Followers.

[Buraku]

that weird bisexual pervert homosexual Rob Pongi who used to flood this place with smut, did he die of AIDs?

also blame Johnny Somali aka Ramsey Khalid Ismael

In March 2024, Ismael stopped doing IRL Streaming and instead opted for "Zoom trolling", mostly targeting Zoom calls involving Japanese people.
https://www.sportskeeda.com/esports/new ... ese-people


his latest trip seems to be inside Israel? stupidity for clicks and bitcoins, ego, talk, influence, narcissism

GenZ Bible has jive rapper ebonics speak

https://files.catbox.moe/c44nho.mp4

even some South Africans are going a bit nutty, ban those tik toks but she rejects the ideas of Joe Slovo a shape shifter who changed his name and was born Yossel Mashel Slovo a Marxist-Leninist, she wants a return to the system of apartness of the hoods?

https://pomf2.lain.la/f/0zjk83vk.mp4

'World's friendliest country' suddenly orders 'crackdown on foreigners' in huge shock
https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/18 ... -crackdown

[Buraku]

defeating you tubes terrorists

they are ruining Japan

PewDiePie aka Felix Kjellberg , the biggest YouTuber known ever, 100+ million subscribers