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So what is the mochi death count this year?

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So what is the mochi death count this year?

Postby dimwit » Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:56 pm

Reading over the newspapers I haven't yet found any accounts of an old person choking to death on mochi. If this trend continues it will be the first year I can remember where Canadian 'Polar Bear Club' death have outnumber mochists.
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Postby Tsuru » Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:01 pm

Or should it be mochiist?
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Postby gomichild » Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:14 pm

Heh I was thinking the same thing while eating ozoni and watching the news last night.
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Postby dimwit » Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:23 pm

Yes you are right.:) But mochi does a so much a better job of checking the population of seniors than typhoons will ever do.
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Postby Takechanpoo » Wed Jan 02, 2008 4:23 pm

3 already have been dead.
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Postby Taro Toporific » Wed Jan 02, 2008 5:28 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:3 already have been dead.
http://headlines.yahoo.co.jp/hl?a=20080101-00000924-san-soci


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Postby james » Wed Jan 02, 2008 5:48 pm

dimwit wrote:Yes you are right.:) But mochi does a so much a better job of checking the population of seniors than typhoons will ever do.


the typhoons are working for darwin and definitely serve their purpose. "a typhoon is coming! i'd better get a closer look from the roof / beach / fishing boat"..
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Postby Captain Japan » Wed Jan 02, 2008 11:10 pm

At least four choke to death in Japan on New Year's rice cakes
Tokyo - At least four deaths were recorded through Wednesday in Tokyo from eating a traditional Japanese New Year's treat, sticky rice cakes called mochi, a news report said. The men who choked to death were aged 59 to 83 and another 10 people, all over 50, were taken to hospital because mochi had gotten caught in their throats, the Jiji Press news agency reported.

Although the danger of eating the cakes made from pounded glutinous rice is well-known, they remain popular. The Japanese prepare the rice cakes for the gods to receive good fortune in the New Year. The Japanese believe that by eating the treats, they also assimilate the favour of the gods.

The elderly are usually most at risk, and authorities advise them to eat mochi in small pieces with a lot of liquids. Authorities also warn that the elderly and children should eat them only in the company of other people who could attend to them or fetch help if choking should occur.
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Postby dimwit » Fri Jan 04, 2008 12:36 am

The deah count is now 5 with 8 hospitalized.

http://www.japantoday.com/jp/news/424219

The dead included a 59-year-old man, an 83-year-old man, two other men in their 70s and a man in his 60s, fire department officials said. Each year, the health ministry warns elderly people to be careful eating the sticky mochi which is a traditional New Year food.



Is just me, or have any of the rest on you wondered if some of these elderly people were mochied to death so that the kid could collect their inheritance.
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Postby Greji » Fri Jan 04, 2008 12:44 am

dimwit wrote:Is just me, or have any of the rest on you wondered if some of these elderly people were mochied to death so that the kid could collect their inheritance.


Can't answer that right now. I'm busy trying to stuff this two kilo glob of mochi down Granny's gullet!
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Postby Mulboyne » Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:50 am

Kyodo via Japan Today: 76-year-old man fatally chokes on mochi at Saitama station
A 76-year-old man choked to death at a railway station in Kawagoe, Saitama Prefecture, on Thursday afternoon, after choking on a mochi rice cake, police said. Tomosaku Ohira, from Saitama City, abruptly fell at JR Kawagoe Station around 2:10 p.m. and was rushed to a nearby hospital after paramedics found the mochi stuck in his throat. Ohira was pronounced dead at the hospital three hours later, police said. Ohira went out alone at about 10 a.m. without telling his family where he was going.
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Postby succubusqueen » Fri Jan 04, 2008 8:20 am

Mulboyne wrote:Kyodo via Japan Today: 76-year-old man fatally chokes on mochi at Saitama station


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Re: So what is the mochi death count this year?

Postby FG Lurker » Sun Jan 03, 2021 2:03 pm

Tokyo: 1 dead, 8 others hospitalized after choking on mochi cakes
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Re: So what is the mochi death count this year?

Postby Taro Toporific » Sun Jan 03, 2021 2:52 pm

FG Lurker wrote:Tokyo: 1 dead, 8 others hospitalized after choking on mochi cakes


Not bad!
This must be the lowest count in years.
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Re: So what is the mochi death count this year?

Postby FG Lurker » Sun Jan 03, 2021 3:33 pm

The news has been warning old people not to eat mochi this year as all the hospitals are full of COVID patients. Add in that a lot of retirement homes aren't letting people in or out also due to COVID and I guess it's keeping the count down this year.

How you doing these days Taro? Making it through the pandemic shitshow okay?

Small chance I might end up moving to Tokyo this year so if we ever have another FG gathering I might actually be able to attend. Post COVID, of course.
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Re: So what is the mochi death count this year?

Postby Taro Toporific » Sun Jan 03, 2021 7:30 pm

FG Lurker wrote:How you doing these days Taro? Making it through the pandemic shitshow okay?


I'm ok, but my healthy-and-only-50-years-old Japanese brother-in-law died of mysterious heart attack in the middle of all this Corona madness.

Back in the States, my 30-year-old, ex-NFL-draft, nephew caught the 'Rona from his wife who is a school nurse. They both recovered in a couple of weeks at home without really being badly sick---2 days fever and otherwise asymptomatic. The stupid vaccine can't come soon enough but Japan is dragging their heels.


...might end up moving to Tokyo this year so if we ever have another FG gathering


I doubt that normalcy for having any gatherings won't be possible until 2022, meh.
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Re: So what is the mochi death count this year?

Postby dimwit » Mon Jan 04, 2021 1:04 pm

The decrease in toothless oldies dying of mochi is due to the toothless oldies dying on COVID instead.

BTW Taro, people in Ehime never throw rocks at cars. If we did that the Tokyo plaque dogs might call the cops and stick around for days.
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Re: So what is the mochi death count this year?

Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Jan 05, 2021 7:55 pm

dimwit wrote:BTW Taro, people in Ehime never throw rocks at cars. If we did that the Tokyo plaque dogs might call the cops and stick around for days.


In the boondocks (Onsen gun, Ehime), according to my bother-in-law this evening's discussion at the volunteer fire department was a serious consideration about putting up fire road closure barriers up to prevent "outsiders" from entering. :roll:
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Re: So what is the mochi death count this year?

Postby dimwit » Tue Jan 05, 2021 8:48 pm

You mean like a pedophile in the community alert? Damn fine idea if you ask me. We are presently experiencing a cluster centred around a hostess club in Matsuyama. Undoubtedly they were infected by Go to travel whoremongers from Tokyo.
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Re: So what is the mochi death count this year?

Postby Coligny » Wed Jan 06, 2021 9:19 am

Amateurs...

We have the list of bridges and tunnels to blowup to isolate the city...

At worse we can use all those trertra... tartrehe... tredadron... aww fuck... tank traps laid on the beachs...

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Re: So what is the mochi death count this year?

Postby FG Lurker » Fri Jan 03, 2025 12:03 pm

Any mochi reports from this year?

With how old this forum has gotten, I guess some of the members are starting to fall into the at-risk age group... Careful out there everyone!
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Re: So what is the mochi death count this year?

Postby FG Lurker » Tue Jan 07, 2025 10:47 am

USA Today wrote:2 men die after choking on mochi treats in Tokyo; 7 others taken to hospitals: Reports
Jonathan Limehouse | January 06, 2025

Two people in Japan have died and seven others had to be taken to hospitals after choking on mochi, a sweet rice cake that can prove difficult to swallow if not thoroughly chewed.

In just the first three days of the new year, nine people between the ages of 73 and 84 were taken to hospitals in the metro Tokyo area after they choked on mochi, Japan Today and Nippon TV reported, citing the Tokyo Fire Department. Of those, two died, according to the outlets, per Tokyo Fire.

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Postby Coligny » Thu Jan 09, 2025 3:26 pm

You have weird fetishes…
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