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Japanese for the Western Brain

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Japanese for the Western Brain

Postby Steve Bildermann » Thu May 20, 2004 7:49 am

Japanese is a challenging language for most who didn't learn it as children. On these pages, I present some of the basic principles of grammar and usage in a way that probably doesn't resemble your textbook.

Most Japanese tutorials and textbooks I've seen make no attempt to explain the fundamentals of Japanese grammar. They simply present the language as a series of patterns to be memorized. "When you want to say such-and-such, you use the expression so-and-so." This is a practical approach, but hardly satisfying in the long run. Who enjoys just memorizing new patterns with no sense of the overall structure?


:arrow: http://www.mindspring.com/~kimall/Japanese/

:arrow: A gaijin's first journey to Japan

A virtual treasure trove of possibly unintended chuckles for the FG.

That evening, I caught a rerun of "Sesame Street" in Japanese. Now that was a trip! It also explains why Japanese kids pick up English so easily; "Sesame Street" had a few segments in English sprinkled among the Japanese portions.
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Always a great phrase for FGs

Postby Mulboyne » Thu May 20, 2004 8:38 am

I think I was the only gaijin.


Because, of course, nothing else could possibly validate the experience.
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Re: Japanese for the Western Brain

Postby Taro Toporific » Thu May 20, 2004 9:14 am

Steve Bildermann wrote: A gaijin's first journey to Japan
A virtual treasure trove of possibly unintended chuckles for the FG.





Kim Allen aka A-chan wrote:Nicknames. Nicknames-- meaning shortened names like "Tom" for "Thomas" and "Kate" for "Catherine"-- are not common in Japan. In fact, they are almost unheard of.
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Re: Japanese for the Western Brain

Postby Taro Toporific » Thu May 20, 2004 11:38 am

Steve Bildermann wrote: A gaijin's first journey to Japan


From a different first-journey-to-Japan site
Francois & Kelly wrote:Last Sunday we were in Harajuku it was rainy. Today was sunny, so the fruits were out in force....I gagged with irritation to overhear an American woman tell her friend with conviction "they have to dress so wacky because they all look the same."


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