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Pogo Fuji...only an FG would do it twice!

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Pogo Fuji...only an FG would do it twice!

Postby Taro Toporific » Wed May 19, 2004 2:47 pm

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....While speeding across Japan in a bullet train, I spotted Mount Fuji sparkling in the distance through the window and I was stunned by its majestic beauty. I knew I just had to climb it on a pogo stick! Since I was leaving the Orient in a few days, there was no time to waste. I had my pogo sticks flown over from New York, alerted the media and, with helpers and witnesses in tow, ventured into the unknown.
It was one of the highlights of my life. It was exhilarating ascending towards the snowline and breathing in the fragrant and crisp, thin mountain air. I had a powerful meditation at the turnaround point. Contrary to what I expected, going down was a lot harder, since I was already tired and had to use all my strength to avoid bounding downhill uncontrollably.
....It was such an enjoyable experience that seven years later I decided to try it again, increasing the distance to 16 miles....As I was racing down the mountain in the pouring icy rain, deeply concentrating on not sliding off the road and trying to finish before I cramped up....
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Re: Pogo Fuji...only an FG would do it twice!

Postby DJEB » Wed May 19, 2004 10:59 pm

It was one of the highlights of my life.

Pogoing up Fuji? Ewkay... :roll:
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Re: Pogo Fuji...only an FG would do it twice!

Postby cliffy » Thu May 20, 2004 9:24 pm

IMHO Only a fu**ing Idiot would do it once, let alone twice 8O
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Postby tetsujin gaijin » Fri May 21, 2004 2:51 pm

Bakka gaijin!
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What kind of gaijin who tries to climb Mount Fuji 3 times?

Postby Taro Toporific » Fri May 21, 2004 3:18 pm

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Q: What kind of gaijin tries to climb Mount Fuji three times?

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A: Taro on crutches:
Once failed in a snowstorm; once failed with infected blister on my foot; and finally succeeded climbing Fuji-san in a TYPHOON after being detained for, "endangering society and myself." :rofl:
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