J-Girls r a little misconceived with those black parasols

[Skankster]

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As frivolous as it may sound I have taken notice of something I have seen many Japanese girls do that I think is aesthetically not Japanese.

its BLACK PARASOLS; Nearly 50% of the parasols held by Japanese girls in and around Tokyo are BLACK.

In my evaluation girls that use a black parasol, as opposed to a white/beige one, look older and more wrinkled up (face).
The reason is that the black parasols block out the soft light that makes women look beautiful.

If you get a chance look a girl with a white parasol and then a girl with a black parasol. No girl with a black parasol is attractive.







But then again...
...I'm sure its just me that notices this kind of thing.

[GomiGirl]

WTF?? Are you for real???

[Taro Toporific]

Nearly 50% of the parasols held by Japanese girls in and around Tokyo are BLACK./b].

Yep. Shock: Form follows Function. Think nonreflective of UV...always a worry for an albino like me.

[Cubed]

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[Cubed]

[GomiGirl]

No girl with a black parasol is attractive.

And I bet you are a real oil painting too!!

[Skankster]

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8O

WTF?? Are you for real???

Yup
its called attention to details. I will have to report to google that you dont have that skill

[AssKissinger]

Interesting topic. I hate umbrellas all the time and refuse to use one, rain or shine. What's wrong with getting some sunshine or some rain? And what's up with these chicks wanting to be white? Don't they know brown skin is sexy? But dude, how can you write off all black parasol carrying females? You're ruling out a lot of ladies dude! Can you really afford to be so persnickity?

[kurohinge1]

... Can you really afford to be so persnickity?

I think being persnickety is more of a pink parasol girl thing.

[AssKissinger]

... Can you really afford to be so persnickity?

I think being persnickety is more of a pink parasol girl thing.

FG has become the land of bizarre google connections. Or are you just trying to point at that I misspelled persn--persnic aah fuck it.

[Skankster]

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Isn't there a photographer here?

Somebody has got to know the difference btwn soft light and hard light.

Im just saying that the girls look old a tired when they use a black parasol.
Parasols are a little lame, it seems to me, but nonetheless the white parasols are more flattering.

[jingai]

Photography as I understand it:

Black parasol- basically being in the shade, which is soft light, if a bit cool (bluish).
A translucent parasol could give you diffuse light, which is a different effect, and depending on the material a warmer effect than pure shade.
No parasol- harsh light until late afternoon means deep shadows and bright highlights.

I think the obvious solution is to make women wear white lace veils and skip the parasols all together.

[kamome]

And what's up with these chicks wanting to be white? Don't they know brown skin is sexy?

Totally. I've never understood why they think whiter is better. I guess it's the reverse of the mentality that drives whiteys to the beach to get that bronze tan.

[Cubed]

In the UK, you go red when you get a tan, however wrapping yourself in a flag usually offers some UV protection.