An excerpt from The Atlantic Monthly.
Ayman: You know what? Osama did it again. Man that guy pisses me off. Always taking the last cup of coffee and not refilling it.
Tariq: Yeah, I know what you mean. He does that with the water cooler too. Takes the last drop and doesn't even bother putting a new bottle on top. And those jugs are heavy too, you know?
Ayman: Yeah, so what are we going to do about it?
Tariq: How about spiking the pot of coffee with some laxatives?
Ayman: Sounds great. That'll teach that infidel to refill the pot.
No, not really. The real excerpts talk about unauthorized office purchases.