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Postby ibiza » Fri Jan 07, 2005 10:27 pm

My girlfriend and I have been having a problem with "Lubrication", so I had a japanese friend of mine pick up some lube for us. It's called Origin and he says it's used "professionally". (whatever that means).

Anyways, can anyone tell me if Origin is water-based? I want to use it with condoms, so I just need to make sure it's water-based. It doesn't say on the bottle. In fact, the only thing written on the bottle is the logo.
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Postby Ketou » Fri Jan 07, 2005 11:23 pm

EDIT: Ok I just re-read the post and my last comments didn't help!!

There is a Japanese company called Origin Corp that makes lubricants for heavy machinery. Whether they make sex lube I'm not sure.
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Postby Caustic Saint » Sat Jan 08, 2005 12:03 am

Sacrifice a condom in your sink as a test subject. Put some of the stuff on it and see what happens.

You may also want to find out if it's a skin-irritant or anything. The heat of the moment would be a bad time to find that out.
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Re: Origin sex Lube

Postby sirwanksalot » Sat Jan 08, 2005 8:34 am

ibiza wrote:My girlfriend and I have been having a problem with "Lubrication", s



Go down on her. She'll definatly respond and you'll save some money.
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Re: Origin sex Lube

Postby Big Booger » Sat Jan 08, 2005 10:09 am

ibiza wrote:My girlfriend and I have been having a problem with "Lubrication", so I had a japanese friend of mine pick up some lube for us. It's called Origin and he says it's used "professionally". (whatever that means).

Anyways, can anyone tell me if Origin is water-based? I want to use it with condoms, so I just need to make sure it's water-based. It doesn't say on the bottle. In fact, the only thing written on the bottle is the logo.


You know, if you go downtown, you can get all the natural lube you need.. at least that's what I've heard through the grapevine. ;)
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sat Jan 08, 2005 10:24 am

WTF, dude? You're thinking about using industrial lubricant for sex!? Just buy some KY or something. There's plenty of lube next to the condoms at your local conbini.

BTW, if she ain't wet enough it could mean one of two things: You're not getting the job done or worse

At one point during a lull in the conversation, a random gay guy got involved in our conversation, and figured out that I was straight and they were trying to get me to have a homosexual experience. He dropped possibly the biggest, most disturbing conversation bomb EVER DROPPED ON ANYONE EVER:

Him "I bet you've already slept with a man."
Tucker "Alright, come on man--I invented Tucker Max Drunk, but not even Tucker Max Drunk makes you switch teams."
Him "How many women have you been with?"
Tucker "I don't know, about [number]."
Him "Oh yeah, I bet you've fucked a man."
Tucker [Getting obviously frustrated] "How??"
Him "I have three words for you: Post Op Transsexual."

It took three seconds for the full meaning and significance of that statement to filter through my drunken brain. Then came the first stage of loss: Denial.

Tucker "What? Get the fuck out of here. I've never fucked one of those."
Him "You wouldn't know."
Tucker "Man, give me some credit."
Him "Have you ever slept with a woman who told you she couldn't naturally lubricate, that she had to use KY?" ...
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Postby FG Lurker » Sat Jan 08, 2005 2:14 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:
Tucker "What? Get the fuck out of here. I've never fucked one of those."
Him "You wouldn't know."
Tucker "Man, give me some credit."
Him "Have you ever slept with a woman who told you she couldn't naturally lubricate, that she had to use KY?" ...

:rofl:
Thankfully I've never had that happen!

Thanks for that link though, I had totally fogotten about Tucker Max. Some of the shit on his site is hilarious!

His story about his friend Jez is damn funny. Be sure to read all the way to the bottom!
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Postby Caustic Saint » Sat Jan 08, 2005 4:19 pm

FG Lurker wrote:Thanks for that link though, I had totally fogotten about Tucker Max.

Both stories are really funny, but who the fuck is Tucker Max? Is he another one of those "I'm famous because I have a popular blog" people or does he actually do something?
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Postby FG Lurker » Sat Jan 08, 2005 4:26 pm

Caustic Saint wrote:Both stories are really funny, but who the fuck is Tucker Max? Is he another one of those "I'm famous because I have a popular blog" people or does he actually do something?

Heh, you mean something besides drink and chase women? I don't know...

Wikipedia has a very short blurb about him.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sat Jan 08, 2005 7:22 pm

Caustic Saint wrote:
FG Lurker wrote:Thanks for that link though, I had totally fogotten about Tucker Max.

Both stories are really funny, but who the fuck is Tucker Max? Is he another one of those "I'm famous because I have a popular blog" people or does he actually do something?


MTV did a documentary about him.
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Postby FG Lurker » Sun Jan 09, 2005 6:12 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:
Caustic Saint wrote:
FG Lurker wrote:Thanks for that link though, I had totally fogotten about Tucker Max.

Both stories are really funny, but who the fuck is Tucker Max? Is he another one of those "I'm famous because I have a popular blog" people or does he actually do something?

MTV did a documentary about him.

Yah, he wrote about it on his site.

Wonder what they said about him?? Tried to find it but no go.
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