Gomi Night
Life as a gaijin in Japan.
PAUL GERALD | 12/31/2004, MemphisFlyer.com, Travel
...Put it all together, and what you have is GAIJIN making crazy money -- like $20,000 a year for working two hours a day -- while living on the wrong end of town and spending their time idling around, drinking, and/or trying to freak out the locals.
It was on just such a night that I witnessed the spectacle known as Gomi Night.
We were lounging on the tatami mats in some gaijin crash pad, trying to decide if we should spend our evening eating on the subway, drinking in public, or going out to hit on Japanese girls -- all utterly taboo and wildly entertaining -- when somebody ran in and started shouting, "It's Gomi Night! It's Gomi Night!"
Gomi, you might not know, is Japanese for garbage. It seems that in each neighborhood, there's one night each month on which local residents put out their bigger garbage items, stuff like TV sets and tables and chairs and various appliances. All of these things work, you understand. It's just that A) Japanese folks buy new stuff all the time -- America on steroids -- and B) Japanese homes are incredibly small. So, when you get a new TV set, the old one goes out on Gomi Night.
Sometime early the next morning, teams of men from the sodai gomi ("big garbage") agency come by and pick these items up for resale. And sometime before that, in the wee wee hours, some Japanese folks come out to get them, ashamed to be seen in need of such items.
Not so the gonzo gaijin. We aggressively, as a matter of principle, didn't care. So, when the Gomi hit the streets, out came the gaijin! It was very much like cockroaches coming out for the leftover pizza.
Launching from the chaos at the crash pad -- every unit of which was furnished with gomi -- I bought a can of beer in the vending machine downstairs (remember, America on steroids)...