Ok it's corny crap but everyone has more bottles than me

[Steve Bildermann]

Show Me - Shoyu

http://yoga.tripod.co.jp/flash/kikkomaso.swf

[Steve Bildermann]

Ah fuck... GOMEN NASAIIIIIIIII

But what do I know. I truly f***. I read something here - write it down, promptly have a mental lapse and think it's all new again.

Now this situation works very nicely for me at the video rental. Chisato says I've watched 'Training Day' seven times since it came out and the store kid agrees. But honestly I can't remember every renting it. In fact I was thinking about getting it today.

As for where I have been. Well that's a long story Ultra baby. I've lived so many places and done so much I don't have to read anymore

I think I need a editor before I post or at least a time delay so I won't look like a complete nerd.

[Andocrates]

Bottle farming?

[Steve Bildermann]

I think I need a editor before I post or at least a time delay so I won't look like a complete nerd.

But hey, look at it this way - so far, you've gotten 2 posts out of this...

If you want a tip...go back to the posts from a couple months ago and repost those, just like the pros do. Think square watermelons, kujira burgers and anything having to do with junior high school girls...

Good tip. Thanks.

And here's me racking what's left of my f*** brain for new and *original* stuff when all I have to do is get on the recycle bus.

Hmmm just like the pros.

Oh for goodness sake ultra - Who among our dear friends here would stoop so low as to repost old messages just to get their numbers up. I mean that's bad even for a FG.

[devicenull]

bottle++

[Never Been To Japan]

Hi, I'm new here, I was just wondering how many posts you have to put up to equal one bottle?

[cstaylor]

Usually it takes an act of daring, avoiding some sort of lethal trap laid by Ultra...

... or you can just whine like Rob and get a case of Bud for your trouble.

[GomiGirl]

Bribery and corruption - works every time.. But then as my dear old Gran always says..

"You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar."

I am still waiting for her to explain what she means by that..

[American Oyaji]

Definitely more than 2.

But why stick around for bottles?

Stick around and enjoy the company of FGs and maybe become one yourself.

[bluepxl]