[kamome]

My favorites!

1.10. Don't talk loud. Speak softly.

1.11. Don't smoke.

1.12. Don't wind.

1.13. Don't belch.

1.14. Don't pick your nose.

1.15. Don't yawn without putting your hand over your mouth.

.....

1.22. Don't walk bandy-legged.

.....

4.1. Don't let anybody suspect that you are going to the toilet. It will
damage men's fantasy for women: "oh my god... how could such a lovely
beautiful lady pee and poop...!" , for example.

[GomiGirl]

My faves:::

[9. SEX]

9.1. Don't seduce men. Women are to be seduced. Don't say no when men ask for it.

9.2. Stay passive. Men insert. Don't request too much. Behave like you
are feeling good.

9.3. Behave yourself like you are unexperienced and ashamed as if you are virgin. Men have a big fantasy for virgins.

9.4. Make a sexy voice.

So I am husbandless for good reason... So I need to stop picking up cute boys on the yamanote line and dragging them back to mine if I want to snag a hubby.. hhmmnn.. lucky I am not in the market as I think I would fail on most of these...

But this was wrong...

"Geisha" is a famous Japanese word worldwide : it means a Japanese traditional prostitute girl.

I think there is a similar guide out in English - some idiot has also written a book called "The Rules" - which is the biggest load of bollocks... It is any wonder that men and women don't understand each other with this sort of fake albeit strategic behaviour.

[Torigaa Fenikkusu]

make the man feel as powerful as possible. japanese working women hold the man as far up as possible. japanese women are pillars that hold up the men's confidence. they hold the real power.

[gomichild]

So I am husbandless for good reason... So I need to stop picking up cute boys on the yamanote line and dragging them back to mine if I want to snag a hubby.. hhmmnn.. lucky I am not in the market as I think I would fail on most of these...

nah keep going the way you're going sweetie - you're on the right track!

Boys who want girls like "that" are no fun to play with anyway...

[GomiGirl]

The Yamanote nampa is great!! You can keep going around and around until you get lucky!! Bit like sushi really!!

Of course I am kidding...

[gomichild]

nah Inokashira line nampa is better - you can drag them off at Kichijoji or Shibuya for drinks!

[GomiGirl]

*Makes mental Note*

Thanks gomichild... have given me some good ideas.. what is your hit rate?

(I am 1/1 on Yamanote)

You are right about boys who want <Betty Crocker crossed with Donna Reed>.. dull as dish water.

[kamome]

I have never felt comfortable with the idea of nampa-ing chicks on the train. Too many prying eyes with that bemused "Oh, there goes another horny gaijin picking up on our women" look.

By the way:

"Refuse to have an opinion in front of your boyfriend."

"Be vacuous."

"Don't wind."

(Sorry, couldn't resist repeating number 3. Too funny! )

[GomiGirl]

[gomichild]

Hit rate? Nice girls don't tell... :P

[GomiGirl]

[gomichild]

Don't blush honey you're cool.....
And all the more power to ya!