BAKAYARO! VS Fuck you! VS cao ni ma

[Taro Toporific]

[Pencilslave]

[Charles]

Americans know this too. Some of the best insults are the classic "You're momma's so ugly, or so fat, so stupid" And of course there's the classic obscenity that slams the person and their momma:
MOTHERFUCKER

Hold it, wait a minute, wait a minute, don't bring anyone's mother into this. She ain't here. If it weren't for your mother, you wouldn't be here. So remember when you put down one mother, you're putting down mothers all over the world.

[hakuman]

yer mamas so fat she puts mayonnaise on her tylenol.

[Samurai_Jerk]

Your mom's so ugly she had to get you drunk just to breast feed.

[Greji]

Your mom's so ugly she had to get you drunk just to breast feed.

Yo mama's so ugly, that when you were born, the doctor slapped her!

[oyajikun]

Your mom's so ugly she had to get you drunk just to breast feed.

Yo mama's so ugly, that when you were born, the doctor slapped her!

Yo mamma's so fat, anytime I say Koolaid, the bitch comes crashing through the wall!

[Greji]

Yo mamma's so fat, anytime I say Koolaid, the bitch comes crashing through the wall!

Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.

[oyajikun]

Yo mamma's so fat, anytime I say Koolaid, the bitch comes crashing through the wall!

Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.

Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.

[Samurai_Jerk]

Yo mama's so ugly, that when you were born, the doctor slapped her!

You got that one mixed up, man. It's you're so ugly, that when you were born, the doctor slapped yo' mama.

Your mom's so black, she has to wear white gloves to eat a tootsie roll.

[Greji]

Yo mama's so ugly, that when you were born, the doctor slapped her!

Yo mama's so ugly, it looks like she's been bobbing for french fries.

[oyajikun]

Yo mama's so ugly, that when you were born, the doctor slapped her!

Yo mama's so ugly, it looks like she's been bobbing for french fries.

Yo mama's so ugly, her pillow cries at night.

[Greji]

Yo mama's so ugly, her pillow cries at night.

Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow quit.

[oyajikun]

Yo mama's so ugly, her pillow cries at night.

Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow quit.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got shoved in an oven and froze to death.

[Greji]

Yo mama's so stupid, she got shoved in an oven and froze to death.

Yo mama's so ugly, she gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares.

[oyajikun]

Yo mama's so stupid, she got shoved in an oven and froze to death.

Yo mama's so ugly, she gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares.

Your Mama's so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck!

[Greji]

Yo mama's so stupid, she got shoved in an oven and froze to death.

Yo mama's so ugly, she gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares.

Your Mama's so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck!

!

I forgot. Who's turn was it? Yo mama or my mama?

Oh, I remember:

Yo mamas' so ugly, it looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork

[oyajikun]

LMAO!

Yo mama's so ugly, she has to creep up on her makeup.

[Greji]

LMAO!

Yo mama's so ugly, she has to creep up on her makeup.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

[oyajikun]

LMAO!

Yo mama's so ugly, she has to creep up on her makeup.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama's house is so small, I stuck the key in the door and killed everyone.

[Greji]

Yo mama's house is so small, I stuck the key in the door and killed everyone.

Hey man that's ghetto, but that's all right cause "Yo mama's so ghetto, she puts her food stamps in a money clip."

[oyajikun]

Yo mama's house is so small, I stuck the key in the door and killed everyone.

Hey man that's ghetto, but that's all right cause "Yo mama's so ghetto, she puts her food stamps in a money clip."

haha yo mama's so old, she wears a Jesus Starter jacket.

[Greji]

haha yo mama's so old, she wears a Jesus Starter jacket.

No where close! Yo mama's so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.

[oyajikun]

haha yo mama's so old, she wears a Jesus Starter jacket.

No where close! Yo mama's so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.

maaan, yo mama's so old, she owes Moses a quarter.

[Greji]

maaan, yo mama's so old, she owes Moses a quarter.

Say what? Yo mama's so old, she co-wrote the Ten Commandments.

[oyajikun]

maaan, yo mama's so old, she owes Moses a quarter.

Say what? Yo mama's so old, she co-wrote the Ten Commandments.

Did I forget to mention about the time I went to your mama's house? I walked in and looked around only to discover the walls were nothing but a bunch of termites holding hands, 'singin "We are family".

[Greji]

Did I forget to mention about the time I went to your mama's house? I walked in and looked around only to discover the walls were nothing but a bunch of termites holding hands, 'singin "We are family".

No, but I think that was about the time that Yo mama walked in the kitchen and all the rats jumped on the table and started screaming.

[Pencilslave]

Yo mama's so ugly, her pillow cries at night.

Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow quit.

Oh lord, what have I started? Oh well, here's my contribution, a little bit lame though...

Yo momma's so ugly, when Medusa saw her, she turned to stone!

[Mini_B]

Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said 'to be continued'

[Mini_B]

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes