Random Nihonjin Pics - Part 3

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Postby waruta » Mon Jan 25, 2010 12:31 am

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Akiba

and not really Japan-related, but this was on the flight from NRT, Air France Fail....

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Postby waruta » Mon Jan 25, 2010 1:24 am

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Typical Japan.....their drunk buddy is passed out after a wedding while their friends are texting to find the next party.....somewhere in the Tokyo subway....
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Postby 2triky » Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:25 am

SS officer who escaped to Japan after the war via the Odessa Project.
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Postby Ketou » Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:54 pm

2triky wrote:SS officer who escaped to Japan after the war via the Odessa Project.


They let him off....just an NCO cap.
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Postby leitmotiv » Mon Jan 25, 2010 10:11 pm

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Hibya line today ~6pm...this 25-30 y.o. dude staggered in at Roppongi stop -- absolutely [color="Blue"]honked [/color]of booze. He brought his date. The poker-faced Japanese Hibiya-line commuters looked uncomfortable in a way I have never before witnessed and spontaneously cleared him a wide berth. Cant see at this angle, but the other side of the pillow has the model's bare bucket and tits showing clearly at ~1.5x magnification for everyone on his right.

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Postby 2triky » Tue Jan 26, 2010 2:24 am

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Postby Bucky » Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:10 am

The cigarette kinda completes the image, don't ya think?
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Postby 2triky » Tue Jan 26, 2010 3:40 pm

^ Looks like someone kicked her in the head twice to widen her eyesockets. FUGLY.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Tue Jan 26, 2010 6:40 pm

2triky wrote:^ Looks like someone kicked her in the head twice to widen her eyesockets. FUGLY.


If they haven't, I volunteer to do so!
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Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Jan 26, 2010 6:53 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:
2triky wrote: Looks like someone kicked her in the head twice to widen her eyesockets. FUGLY.
If they haven't, I volunteer to do so!

Two problems about "volunteering":
[INDENT]1) The photos are so altered that wide eyed "girl" is a Photoshop composite of several humans of indeterminate genders.
2) Those photos came from a Chinese website that features many (mostly?) photos like these.[/INDENT]
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:01 pm

Ouch!
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Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:31 pm

Bucky wrote:Image [+]


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ENORMOUS DOLL HEADS that you can WEAR! With fluttery eyelids!! Cool!

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Postby Greji » Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:43 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Ouch!

Damn, hair, I'm getting a stiffy again. Taro always hangs out with the hot ones!
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Postby BigInJapan » Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:18 pm

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Ride 'em cowboy!


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Postby osopolar » Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:28 pm

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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Sat Jan 30, 2010 1:29 am

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Postby Bucky » Sat Jan 30, 2010 5:34 am

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Postby Christoff » Sat Jan 30, 2010 10:36 am

#5 has a penis
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Postby Taro Toporific » Sun Jan 31, 2010 3:38 pm

Just to be polite (and to save on eye bleach), to view the photo its full 480 x 640 px size, you'll have to click to embiggen ...
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Postby 2triky » Mon Feb 01, 2010 4:57 pm

Tilt-shift photography is a special type of photography in which either a tilt-shift lens, or a post processing software, is used in order to simulate a miniature scene. Below is a selection of 10 tilt-shift photographs from Tokyo and the rest of Japan.

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Postby oyajikun » Mon Feb 01, 2010 4:59 pm

Nice!! The 2nd one from the bottom with the trains is amazing!
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Postby 2triky » Mon Feb 01, 2010 5:00 pm

oyajikun wrote:Nice!! The 2nd one from the bottom with the trains is amazing!


Indeed. That picture sticks out the most for me. It appears completely manufactured. Amazing.
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Postby Blah Pete » Mon Feb 01, 2010 5:17 pm

How to do Tilt-Shift in Photoshop (tutorial).

http://www.tiltshiftphotography.net/photoshop-tutorial.php
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Postby Mulboyne » Thu Feb 04, 2010 1:56 pm

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Postby Bucky » Fri Feb 05, 2010 12:18 am

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Postby Bucky » Fri Feb 05, 2010 12:21 am

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Postby Greji » Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:54 am

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Just had his Doctor test him just in case....
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:01 am

Greji wrote:Just had his Doctor test him just in case....
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Hey, where did you get my X-ray from?
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Postby Greji » Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:19 am

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Hey, where did you get my X-ray from?


The STD Clinic on the corner of Roppongi 6 Chome, while I was in for my biweekly physical. They had it hanging on the wall....
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:42 am

Greji wrote:The STD Clinic on the corner of Roppongi 6 Chome, while I was in for my biweekly physical. They had it hanging on the wall....
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Good lord....I hope they didn't stick up my STD results, too. My right hand has got syphilis.
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