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Postby Mulboyne » Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:29 pm

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The Prime Minister is handed a police memorandum reporting a sharp increase in drug usage in Japan.
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Postby osopolar » Wed Jul 08, 2009 12:33 am

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Postby halfnip » Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:12 am

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"This is Jack Bauer and I'm here to save you. Please do not do anything out of the ordinary when you read this..."
[font="Verdana"][SIZE="1"]"This isn't about freedom; this is a slaughter. If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is POONTANG."

Animal Mother, Full Metal Jacket[/SIZE][/font]
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Postby osopolar » Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:31 pm

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Postby Behan » Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:28 am

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I've never done one this big before.
His [Brendan Behan's] last words were to several nuns standing over his bed, "God bless you, may your sons all be bishops."
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Postby Dragonette » Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:43 am

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OMG, neesan, you've ruined it!
You're supposed to take the plaster cast off WITHOUT removing the original! :eek2:
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Postby hundefar » Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:35 am

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This is the worst bout of vaginal fungus I have ever had!
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Postby Iraira » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:19 am

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My bad, double post....musta been the "shrooms"....
Takechanpoo:
"Yeah, I've been always awkward toward women and have spent pathetic life so far but I could graduate from being a cherry boy by using geisha's pussy at last! Yeah!! And off course I have an account in Fuckedgaijin.com. Yeah!!!"
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Postby Iraira » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:22 am

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Sad, I've been stuck with Take-chan's enoki, when I could have been having gaijin portobellos.
Takechanpoo:
"Yeah, I've been always awkward toward women and have spent pathetic life so far but I could graduate from being a cherry boy by using geisha's pussy at last! Yeah!! And off course I have an account in Fuckedgaijin.com. Yeah!!!"
;)
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Postby osopolar » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:51 am

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Postby Behan » Thu Jul 09, 2009 9:13 am

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We just lost our virginity!
His [Brendan Behan's] last words were to several nuns standing over his bed, "God bless you, may your sons all be bishops."
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Postby Bucky » Thu Jul 09, 2009 9:22 am

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Blondes DO have more fun. :bukkake:
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Postby osopolar » Sat Jul 25, 2009 9:24 pm

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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sat Jul 25, 2009 9:33 pm

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Is that all you got, AO? I think I'll just satisfy myself with this chocolate stick instead.
Faith is believing what you know ain't so. -- Mark Twain
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Sort of past its self-life....

Postby Taro Toporific » Sat Jul 25, 2009 10:05 pm

[SIZE="5"]
He was that much bigger in 2006.[/SIZE]
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[color="Gray"](That photo was from
a 2006 Pocky CM.)[/color]
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Postby wuchan » Sat Jul 25, 2009 10:10 pm

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I can swallow this much more.
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Postby Greji » Sun Jul 26, 2009 4:58 am

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I finally got a blonde! I better hurry up and post on FG. Remember that!
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Postby osopolar » Sun Jul 26, 2009 9:35 am

I guess this can sorta count, can't it?

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Postby osopolar » Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:42 am

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Mmmm

Postby kurohinge1 » Tue Jul 28, 2009 8:08 am

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"Unfortunately, due to cheap translation software inserting an apostrophe, the Japanese version was manufactured as a "Replican't", which was singularly no use at all."


;)
  • "This is the verdict: . . . " (John 3:19-21)
  • "It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others" (Anon)
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Postby osopolar » Tue Jul 28, 2009 6:40 pm

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Postby Doctor Stop » Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:03 pm

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Postby BigInJapan » Tue Jul 28, 2009 10:14 pm

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Dayum! I've gotta cut down on eating beans right before yoga practice... <phew!>
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Postby osopolar » Tue Aug 04, 2009 10:42 pm

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Postby Bucky » Wed Aug 05, 2009 1:22 am

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I'm Popeye the Sailor man, er. . . I mean woman! Toot, toot.
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Postby Iraira » Wed Aug 05, 2009 1:44 am

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Still doable.
Takechanpoo:
"Yeah, I've been always awkward toward women and have spent pathetic life so far but I could graduate from being a cherry boy by using geisha's pussy at last! Yeah!! And off course I have an account in Fuckedgaijin.com. Yeah!!!"
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Postby Doctor Stop » Wed Aug 05, 2009 1:57 am

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Postby Doctor Stop » Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:27 pm

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Postby Greji » Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:40 pm

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When I grow up, I'm going have a swanz this big...
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Postby james » Thu Aug 06, 2009 12:10 am

how 'bout "i can't wait for the sequel!"

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