How Do you Guyz Do It??? You Married Guys?

by **Typhoon** » Sat Sep 03, 2011 2:57 am

Russell wrote:[YT]do-WZOGBITU[/YT]

I was wondering if anyone has posted that classic Monty Python skit - the only reply McBlojo's "what's it like" questions deserves.

:cheers:

by **McTojo** » Sat Sep 03, 2011 11:34 am

So as I was so rudely interrupted. How do you guys do it? It literally blows me away. I'll never forgive Darren for walking away from a career at ReloJapan to marry some flat chested skeleton of a Japanese woman. And then the both of them moving back in with his parents in Oz.

Or like the tall blonde guy yesterday with the anorexic eye sore.

by **matsuki** » Sat Sep 03, 2011 12:58 pm

This thread is hilarious....soo much passion and yet (to quote coligny) soo much stoooooopidz! Sexless marriage? Get with it or GTFO. The one guy I know that complained about that shit to me would give in so easy when the wife turned him down. Married or not, aren't all men always getting turned down for sex...the only difference being that when you're not married, you seem to not give up. He went home that night, approached her and was turned down as usual only this time he picked her ass up threw her onto the bed. He said that she was completely shocked but it didn't take much more to get her back into it. Like I thought, showing her some passion/fight/etc. worked and things seemed to spark up again for them. On the other hand, if even that didn't work, it would have still been a good indicator that it's time to GTFO.

I do have a question for you married peoples though. What do you regret most about your marriage(s) and how would you have avoided that if you could do it over?

by **CrankyBastard** » Sat Sep 03, 2011 2:22 pm

chokonen888 wrote:
I do have a question for you married peoples though. What do you regret most about your marriage(s) and how would you have avoided that if you could do it over?

When I first met my wife I thought she was the cutest thing I'd ever set eyes on! Damn, she was so cute I felt that I could eat her.
Now, nearly forty years on, my only regret is that I didn't!

:cool:

by **Iraira** » Sat Sep 03, 2011 2:36 pm

CrankyBastard wrote:When I first met my wife I thought she was the cutest thing I'd ever set eyes on! Damn, she was so cute I felt that I could eat her.
Now, nearly forty years on, my only regret is that I didn't!

I thought Henny Youngman passed away in 1998.

by **matsuki** » Sat Sep 03, 2011 2:40 pm

CrankyBastard wrote:When I first met my wife I thought she was the cutest thing I'd ever set eyes on!

I've met alot of people that say the same thing...then they spend some time here and realize what they once thought was cutest ever is average at best

by **Coligny** » Sat Sep 03, 2011 2:49 pm

chokonen888 wrote:I do have a question for you married peoples though. What do you regret most about your marriage(s) and how would you have avoided that if you could do it over?

I could watch pr0n...

alone...

(seriously guys, if ya come to my place...

don't

evar

touch

the TV remote controls...)

by **Coligny** » Sat Sep 03, 2011 2:57 pm

chokonen888 wrote:I've met alot of people that say the same thing...then they spend some time here and realize what they once thought was cutest ever is average at best

Yeah, it's like buying a Honda del Sol in Europe thinking it's the top, going to live in Japan with it just to realize that even as a hand me down, nobody would touch it...

/manwhore ON
At first sight she was the richest gurl I've evar dated...

Still holding well on that topic...
/manwhore OFF

by **CrankyBastard** » Sat Sep 03, 2011 3:04 pm

Iraira wrote:I thought Henny Youngman passed away in 1998.

I was going to post a load of droll crap about TIJ and physical intimacy not being central to marriage etc etc, but a Henny Youngman came to mind instead.
:cool:

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Sat Sep 03, 2011 4:58 pm

chokonen888 wrote:What do you regret most about your marriage(s)?

Marrying

Step 1.
Take the "Y" from "marrying" and turn it into a question about the reasons for tying the knot. Y=Why?
Step 2.
Go back to your original word, only look at what it spells once you've taken out the "Why?"
Step 3.
Whatever's left over (marring) is exactly what marriage does to a relationship.

by **matsuki** » Sat Sep 03, 2011 7:47 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Marrying

Step 1.
Take the "Y" from "marrying" and turn it into a question about the reasons for tying the knot. Y=Why?
Step 2.
Go back to your original word, only look at what it spells once you've taken out the "Why?"
Step 3.
Whatever's left over (marring) is exactly what marriage does to a relationship.

LOL, that's the message most seem to convey...I'm just curious what the biggest specific regrets are.

by **Guest** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 7:17 am

jokes

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 12:12 pm

chokonen888 wrote:LOL, that's the message most seem to convey...I'm just curious what the biggest specific regrets are.

In each of my marriages, I came to the eventual conclusion that the only things my spouse and I had in common were that we had both married on the same day.

by **matsuki** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 12:17 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:In each of my marriages, I came to the eventual conclusion that the only things my spouse and I had in common were that we had both married on the same day.

LOL, so what convinced you to marry them?

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 2:08 pm

chokonen888 wrote:LOL, so what convinced you to marry them?

Insanity

by **McTojo** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 2:33 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Insanity

And a means to escape Japan.

by **Coligny** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 3:44 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:In each of my marriages, I came to the eventual conclusion that the only things my spouse and I had in common were that we had both married on the same day.

Not even them credit card statements ?

by **Mock Cockpit** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 1:27 pm

I was watching Breaking Bad (as recommended by some on this forum) and in one scene the main character, Walt, says to his wife, after being harangued about something, "will you please crawl out of my arsehole". I laughed and I bet whoever wrote that line has definitely been or is still married.
But as much as she gives me the shits I still love her and I have two, in my admittedly biased view, lovely kids which I definitely can't claim full responsibility for. So Choko it's not all bad, especially with appropriate amounts of alcohol and/or hospital grade pharmaceuticals.

by **matsuki** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 2:21 pm

Mock Cockpit wrote: But as much as she gives me the shits I still love her and I have two, in my admittedly biased view, lovely kids which I definitely can't claim full responsibility for. So Choko it's not all bad, especially with appropriate amounts of alcohol and/or hospital grade pharmaceuticals.

This is pretty much the only good reason I can think of to get married...for those who don't want kids, I say party party and have fun with them crazy womens the rest of your life!:D

by **IparryU** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 3:14 pm

Mock Cockpit wrote: But as much as she gives me the shits I still love her and I have two, in my admittedly biased view, lovely kids which I definitely can't claim full responsibility for. So Choko it's not all bad, especially with appropriate amounts of alcohol and/or hospital grade pharmaceuticals.

me too minus the hospital grad pharmaceuticals... where do i get them from?

by **matsuki** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 4:09 pm

IparryU wrote:me too minus the hospital grad pharmaceuticals... where do i get them from?

Your wife's purse?

by **Mock Cockpit** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 6:59 pm

[quote="chokonen888"]Your wife's purse? ]You sure you haven't been married? You know all the tricks!

by **Coligny** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:22 pm

[quote="chokonen888"]Your wife's purse? ]
I would recommend against this if you can't read the kanjis...

Been there... Done that... nearly didun't came back...

I'm married with someone awefully messy who keep barbiturates and aspirin in the same drawer... Since I was taking aspirine by the bucket load it could have ended prematurely...

by **matsuki** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 9:29 pm

Mock Cockpit wrote:You sure you haven't been married? You know all the tricks!

Sure...but the stories I've heard!

Coligny wrote:I would recommend against this if you can't read the kanjis...

Been there... Done that... nearly didun't came back...

I'm married with someone awefully messy who keep barbiturates and aspirin in the same drawer... Since I was taking aspirine by the bucket load it could have ended prematurely...

LOL, couldn't you have just asked the wifey for drugs? I can only dream of what you guys have in that clinic :drunk:

by **Coligny** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 10:39 pm

chokonen888 wrote:LOL, couldn't you have just asked the wifey for drugs? I can only dream of what you guys have in that clinic

She's not here really often... and spelling them kanjis on the phone don't exactly help me...

As for the clinic local stockpile... really not much, i found 2 10 year expired bottle of novocaine that I don't even know in witch trash to dispose of... I've got 2 or 3 magnum size bottles of oxygen ready to leak and blow at the first sparkle... one totally unidentified other magnum size compressed bottle of... something...certainly ready to kill me when i'm looking the other way... but aside from this... not even some spare antibiotics...

by **Bucky** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 2:45 am

by **Coligny** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 10:16 am

Bucky wrote:Meanwhile in France (Coligny, perhaps you would like to comment?)

Mrs. Bucky has suggested that I should hook up with the French Mademoiselle from this story.

I will just state the obvious...

We have a phenomenal problem of god complex inside our judicial system...

I'd say 10% would fail a psychological test to become a platoon... the remaining 90% would have asked the test to be performed at their home on their schedule and only if they can redact the final report themselves.

by **matsuki** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 11:29 am

I dunno, if the wifey is dead set on not putting out for over a year, I'm out of there. If the courts back me on that, I'd be that much happier having a legal court order that basically says, "Hey kids, your mother is a tight, cold, selfish bitch...so we're setting daddy free!"

by **IparryU** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 12:23 pm

Coligny wrote:She's not here really often... and spelling them kanjis on the phone don't exactly help me...

As for the clinic local stockpile... really not much, i found 2 10 year expired bottle of novocaine that I don't even know in witch trash to dispose of... I've got 2 or 3 magnum size bottles of oxygen ready to leak and blow at the first sparkle... one totally unidentified other magnum size compressed bottle of... something...certainly ready to kill me when i'm looking the other way... but aside from this... not even some spare antibiotics...

BS... i know you gots some good stock somewhere... oxies or vikes?

chokonen888 wrote:I dunno, if the wifey is dead set on not putting out for over a year, I'm out of there. If the courts back me on that, I'd be that much happier having a legal court order that basically says, "Hey kids, your mother is a tight, cold, selfish bitch...so we're setting daddy free!"

2 reps in a day man... i am by this statement 100%

by **matsuki** » Wed Sep 07, 2011 10:51 am

Uh oh...the nut I could not crack for over a year is slowly starting to open up...I feel like I am heading down the path of the darkside. Of course this just happens to be perfectly timed with simultaneous attacks by 21, 22, and 23yo's so all hope is not lost...I guess I'm already on the darkside and just waiting to choose my master. I think I'll be Darth Cunnilingus!

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