FAO Yanpa

[Coligny]

Can't we just pretend Spectre never existed ?
pretty please...

I'm back watching Golden Eye to cheer up... and it was a movie so bad that I ran out of the theatre after 30 minutes...

[Coligny]

[Samurai_Jerk]

http://www.diyphotography.net/sony-gave ... -tourists/

[Taro Toporific]

BBBrains!

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[yanpa]

Squids, yuck, nasty inky things.

[wagyl]

Isn't that the pot calling the kettle sepia?

[yanpa]

There's ink, then there's squid ink.

[matsuki]

I keep wondering how long it will take til Squid ryouri makes it big...those fuckers are almost as bad as humans when it comes to raping the seas.

[wagyl]

I keep wondering how long it will take til Squid ryouri makes it big...those fuckers are almost as bad as humans when it comes to raping the seas.

Yeah! When the fuck will the Japanese discover that squid are edible???

[Samurai_Jerk]

I keep wondering how long it will take til Squid ryouri makes it big...those fuckers are almost as bad as humans when it comes to raping the seas.

Yeah! When the fuck will the Japanese discover that squid are edible???

I don't think it'll ever happen. The Japanese would never eat a creepy crawly thing from the sea.

[matsuki]

I meant worldwide...they're pretty much taking over certain areas off the west cost of North and South America.

[yanpa]

Has Trump announced whether he wants to build a wall to keep them out?

[Samurai_Jerk]

I meant worldwide...they're pretty much taking over certain areas off the west cost of North and South America.

It's pretty popular all over East and SE Asia and in Southern Europe. I guess we need to increase the population in the Americas and Northern Europe to make a dent. Or maybe stop eating everything else in the ocean to the verge of extinction so the squid have some predators.

[Russell]

Japanese team finds 'mythical' creature geoglyph in Nazca

[Mike Oxlong]

[matsuki]

A baby octopus is about the size of a flea when it is born.

http://www.amazingandweird.com/animals/ ... t-is-born/

[Samurai_Jerk]

A baby octopus is about the size of a flea when it is born.

http://www.amazingandweird.com/animals/ ... t-is-born/

I'm sure the locals would see that picture and think a hundred of those in a bowl with some soy sauce and wasabi would really hit the spot.

[matsuki]

I dunno, the kawaii factor is off the charts...

[Taro Toporific]

Overfishing to get all the good sushi made from predatory fish is causing...

Swarms of Octopus Are Taking Over the Oceans

OCTAPOCALYPSE!

Monday May 26, 2016
Something strange is happening to the oceans. As coral reefs wither and fisheries collapse, octopuses are multiplying like mad. As soon as they perceive weakness, they will amass an army and invade the land, too.
Okay, that last statement is probably pure paranoia. But it is a bit unsettling that cephalopods—squids, octopuses, cuttlefish—are booming, and scientists don’t know why. An analysis published today in Current Biology indicates that numerous species across the world’s oceans have increased in numbers since the 1950s...
...So, why are cephalopods kicking butt when pretty much everything else in the oceans is dying? Doubleday and her co-authors are still investigating, but they suspect it has to do with rapid population turnover rates. “Cephalopods tend to boom and bust—they’re called the weeds of the sea,” Doubleday said. “If environmental conditions are good, they can rapidly exploit those conditions because they grow so fast.”
One reason environmental conditions might have improved is that humans are picking off cephalopods’ main competitors—predatory fish. Other large-scale changes like global warming could also be playing a role. “I don’t think it’s any one single factor,” Doubleday said. “But something’s changing on quite a large scale that’s giving cephalopods an edge.”
More...

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[Mike Oxlong]

Overfishing to get all the good sushi made from predatory fish is causing...

Swarms of Octopus Are Taking Over the Oceans

OCTAPOCALYPSE!

Monday May 26, 2016
Something strange is happening to the oceans. As coral reefs wither and fisheries collapse, octopuses are multiplying like mad. As soon as they perceive weakness, they will amass an army and invade the land, too.

[yanpa]

Bwahaha. The Master Plan is working as intended. Our minions in the media are playing along just nicely.

Do you care about animals? Then you really shouldn't eat octopus

They may be delicious and sure, there are lots of them, but next time you’re chomping down on your barbecued octopus, just remember they were the first intelligent beings on Earth and have more genes than you do

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfre ... at-octopus

[matsuki]

takotaki party anyone?

[Mike Oxlong]

[Mike Oxlong]

Kansas man charged in octopus-in-throat case

A Kansas man is charged with felony child endangerment in connection with a small octopus found wedged in the throat of his girlfriend's toddler in April.

The Wichita Eagle (http://bit.ly/28IgIY0 ) reports Sedgwick County prosecutors charged 36-year-old Matthew Gallagher on Thursday.

The criminal complaint alleges that Gallagher "unlawfully and recklessly" caused or allowed the 2-year-old boy "to be placed in a situation in which the child's life, body or health" is at risk.

Gallagher made an initial court appearance Thursday with his attorney, whose name was not immediately available. Gallagher was later freed on bond.

Police have said the boy's mother told investigators she returned home from work April 5 and found Gallagher performing CPR on her son. The boy was later released from the hospital.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/kan ... ar-AAh9aSd

[wagyl]

Old news to you, I am sure.

[yanpa]

Looks familiar.

[Mike Oxlong]

[Takechanpoo]

first of all, why on earth is octopus about this dude named yanpa?
his hair roots on the head is already all dead?

[yanpa]

Octopus, he is the magic force. Kills takoyaki eaters with kyuuban power. Legs many, he has.

[Taro Toporific]

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!

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