Where's the butter?!?

by **Coligny** » Sun Dec 07, 2014 12:06 am

Salty wrote:I am waiting to see reports of cows having been stripped of their milk, just as happens to trees with fresh fruit just before harvest time.

Wait until Valentines day... There gonna be a tchoklut cookie drough...

by **wagyl** » Sat Dec 13, 2014 9:10 am

How far can down this article can you read before you spot the newbie input?

by **Russell** » Sat Dec 13, 2014 9:55 am

wagyl wrote:How far can down this article can you read before you spot the newbie input?

That's about the first sentence innit, where she claims to know what Japanese say when being photographed.

by **Samurai_Jerk** » Sat Dec 13, 2014 11:29 am

Russell wrote:
wagyl wrote:How far can down this article can you read before you spot the newbie input?

That's about the first sentence innit, where she claims to know what Japanese say when being photographed.

What the fuck? From whose ass did she pull that little factoid?

Oh and Hokkaido is the dairy basket of Japan. Dairy basket? :lol:

by **wagyl** » Sat Dec 13, 2014 3:30 pm

Speculation on twitter (belated hat-tip) is that it might come from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8BcXxo ... be&t=2m55s (non-embedded link to cue to the desired time)

by **Samurai_Jerk** » Sat Dec 13, 2014 5:26 pm

wagyl wrote:Speculation on twitter (belated hat-tip) is that it might come from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8BcXxo ... be&t=2m55s (non-embedded link to cue to the desired time)

So was it an attempt at humor? If so, that's a pretty obscure reference.

by **wagyl** » Sat Dec 13, 2014 5:50 pm

I get the feeling that the writer believes it, that she didn't include it as an obscure reference. But it is hard to tell, really.

by **kurogane** » Sat Dec 13, 2014 6:06 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:
Oh and Hokkaido is the dairy basket of Japan. Dairy basket?

This has got my brain so fucked I cannot remember the right term. FECKkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.

Bread basket.............Dairy...........???????????????????????????????? FECKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

And yeah, Butter for Cheezu! sort of gave it away. Everybody that knows knows the alternative is Sooshee.

by **matsuki** » Sat Dec 13, 2014 6:38 pm

His teeth look like...バター！！！

by **matsuki** » Mon Jan 19, 2015 11:10 pm

So....several months later and we're left with:

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410yen for 112g....that's 3.7Yen per gram of pure Yamamoto buttery goodness.

.....or Costco has this block of imported butter:

butter.jpg

768yen for 450g.....that's 1.7Yen per gram of sheep fucking hobbitlands finest.

Despite all the taxes, local butter still over 2x the price...and scarce. (empty shelves, even with all the newfangled margarine) Limit 1 per customer.

:wall:

by **Russell** » Mon Jan 19, 2015 11:35 pm

Recently, I have noticed less of a butter shortage.

May have been coincidence, though.

by **Samurai_Jerk** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 11:07 am

Russell wrote:Recently, I have noticed less of a butter shortage.

May have been coincidence, though.

Me too but it's still not back to normal.

by **Mike Oxlong** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 1:49 pm

My local bulk foods store was sold out of butter yesterday. A month previously was fine.

by **matsuki** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 3:26 pm

Still got plenty of half price Costco butter....mmmm

by **Mike Oxlong** » Thu Apr 09, 2015 11:28 pm

Still scarce in these parts, despite signs promising more from April...

by **Coligny** » Fri Apr 10, 2015 9:03 am

Mike Oxlong wrote:Still scarce in these parts, despite signs promising more from April...

Have you also noticed a major diminution in the numbers of stray dogs in the streets ? Usually, it's a really bad sign...

I'll be there all week...
~~Try~~ AVOID the mystery meat stew...

by **yanpa** » Fri Apr 10, 2015 12:23 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:Still scarce in these parts, despite signs promising more from April...

Blame my wife, she held up the delivery truck and most of the Okinawa allocation is in the fridge.

by **Mike Oxlong** » Fri Apr 10, 2015 9:53 pm

yanpa wrote:
Mike Oxlong wrote:Still scarce in these parts, despite signs promising more from April...

Blame my wife, she held up the delivery truck and most of the Okinawa allocation is in the fridge.

Found some! Guess a shipment slipped through. :cool2:

I had seen the two ounce pats in the supermarket, but wanted a one pound block. Happy now.

by **Russell** » Sat Apr 11, 2015 7:10 am

I thought supplies were increased through additional imports, but apparently that isn't working.

Talk about a structural problem...

by **Coligny** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 7:10 pm

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Come to the BigT, we haz butter...

by **matsuki** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 2:39 am

Costco still got the goods...

by **Doctor Stop** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 1:40 pm

Coligny wrote:
image.jpg

Come to the BigT, we haz butter...

But it's that poisoned Snow Brand butter.

by **Russell** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 4:44 pm

Doctor Stop wrote:
Coligny wrote:
image.jpg

Come to the BigT, we haz butter...

But it's that poisoned Snow Brand butter.

Even that we didn't have in the local supermarket.

Problems not resolved yet, it seems.

by **Coligny** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 5:24 pm

Doctor Stop wrote:
Coligny wrote:
image.jpg

Come to the BigT, we haz butter...

But it's that poisoned Snow Brand butter.

Cliff's note please ?

by **Mike Oxlong** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 5:46 pm

Coligny wrote:
Doctor Stop wrote:
Coligny wrote:
image.jpg

Come to the BigT, we haz butter...

But it's that poisoned Snow Brand butter.

Cliff's note please ?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snow_Brand_Milk_Products
http://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2002/0 ... iry-dates/

by **Coligny** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 6:17 pm

Thanks...

Checking fridge...

Oh boy, will need a bigger trash bag...

by **Doctor Stop** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 10:12 pm

I thought that you'd buy that expensive and disgusting French cultured butter.

by **Samurai_Jerk** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 11:44 pm

Doctor Stop wrote:I thought that you'd buy that expensive and disgusting French cultured butter.

He's never spent a dime on anything cultured.

by **Coligny** » Thu Apr 16, 2015 1:06 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:
Doctor Stop wrote:I thought that you'd buy that expensive and disgusting French cultured butter.

He's never spent a dime on anything cultured.

True...

Euros for culturamared goodz
Dollars for weaponz
Dongs for hookers
And yens for toilet paper

by **Taro Toporific** » Tue May 26, 2015 7:41 am

Nissan's solution:
"BUTTER BY Z −フェアレディZでバターはできるのか？" / Can we make butter with the Fairlady Z?

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