This is the bomb!

by **Wagamama** » Tue Sep 21, 2010 2:40 pm

Wagamama here.

I've been back in Japan for almost a year now after an aborted year of school here, leaving, coming back to teachingu za Engrish, getting shafted by a monkey on a bridge, leaving, and coming back to teachingu za Engrish. Boy have salaries here changed since the good old days.

by **sublight** » Tue Sep 21, 2010 5:54 pm

redwaste wrote:small question: is it legal to drink on streets there?

Is it legal to drink on the street? Damn, it's legal to drink just about everywhere here. My 4-year-old's school festival is coming up, and my job is manning the beer and wine table.

by **Taro Toporific** » Tue Sep 21, 2010 6:05 pm

Wagamama wrote:I've been back in Japan for almost a year now after an aborted year of school here, leaving, coming back ..getting shafted by a monkey on a bridge, leaving, and coming back ... Boy have salaries here changed since the good old days.

Yo dog, welcome!

As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.

[color="Silver"]Prov. 26.11 (KJV)[/color]

by **Catoneinutica** » Tue Sep 21, 2010 9:10 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:Yo dog, welcome!

As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.
[color="Silver"]Prov. 26.11 (KJV)[/color]

And Japan is nothing if not an absurdly overpriced cocktail of vomit and folly...

by **American Oyaji** » Tue Sep 21, 2010 9:22 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:Yo dog, welcome!

As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.
[color="Silver"]Prov. 26.11 (KJV)[/color]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Taro Toporific again.

by **Kokusai** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 6:00 pm

Hello all. Just stumbled across this site after searching for gaijin clubs in Japan.

Been in Japan for several years now. Living in Kanagawa.

For work, I operate a basic Kojin Jigyou company which imports parts from overseas and later marketed in Japan.

by **Wagamama** » Fri Oct 29, 2010 2:23 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:Yo dog, welcome!

As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.
[color="Silver"]Prov. 26.11 (KJV)[/color]

Returning to my vomit sounds a lot like last weekend.

by **davai-davai IV** » Fri Oct 29, 2010 5:29 pm

Time has come to graduate from the barbed wire yochien nearby.

by **TyLaw** » Mon Nov 01, 2010 10:35 pm

Hey guys I am NEW

by **Christoff** » Tue Nov 02, 2010 4:19 am

[quote="TyLaw"]Hey guys I am NEW ]

Welcome to an internet hole that will suck way too much of your time and energy. and make sure you wash your hands after you leave here, it can be filthy sometimes.

by **IparryU** » Tue Nov 02, 2010 9:31 am

Christoff wrote:Welcome to an internet hole that will suck way too much of your time and energy. and make sure you wash your hands after you leave here, it can be filthy sometimes.

you might have to wash more than your hands... dont let McToejam get to you too much...

Welcome!

by **McTojo** » Tue Nov 02, 2010 3:49 pm

Hi everybody, my name's McTojo. I'm new around here. I hope I can spread some of my nihonjinron love around here. I'm a newbie. I also shave my pubes...[giggle]... Welcome me.

by **IkemenTommy** » Wed Nov 03, 2010 5:02 am

McTojo wrote:I'm new around here.

Yes, after 202 posts, welcome.. :shake:

by **Greji** » Thu Nov 04, 2010 10:23 am

McTojo wrote:Hi everybody, my name's McTojo. I'm new around here. I hope I can spread some of my nihonjinron love around here. I'm a newbie. I also shave my pubes...[giggle]... Welcome me.

I'll welcome you, bend over....
:cool:

by **Cyka UchuuJin** » Thu Nov 04, 2010 7:56 pm

Greji wrote:I'll welcome you, bend over....

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Greji again.

by **Stucky** » Mon Nov 22, 2010 11:58 pm

I'm Stucky. Nice to meet you. Just a regular Joe that likes to have a drink while watching old episodes of MASH, the Golden Girls, and How I Met Your Mother. Be kind, rewind.

by **McTojo** » Tue Nov 23, 2010 8:52 am

Stucky wrote:I'm Stucky. Nice to meet you. Just a regular Joe that likes to have a drink while watching old episodes of MASH, the Golden Girls, and How I Met Your Mother. Be kind, rewind.

How I met your mother...? I'll tell ya' how!

by **Stucky** » Tue Nov 23, 2010 11:07 am

McTojo wrote:How I met your mother...? I'll tell ya' how!

heh heh
original :shakeh:

by **Brasco** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:21 am

Hi all,
I'm moving to Japan in early January to teach Engrish.
Just been lurking to get a sense of what I've let myself in for...
thanks for pissing on my fireworks

by **Yokohammer** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 6:29 am

[quote="Brasco"]Hi all,
I'm moving to Japan in early January to teach Engrish.
Just been lurking to get a sense of what I've let myself in for...
thanks for pissing on my fireworks

]
You have excellent taste in avatars, so I'm sure you'll be fine.

by **AML** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 2:48 pm

I guess I should do this since im already posting here and there.

From EU, lived here 10 years now... It doesnt get more fucked than that

came across fg.com and never left!

Your comments and posts piss me off on a regular basis, but it lets me vent too!

Keep it up!;)

by **Coligny** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 10:26 pm

Brasco wrote:thanks for pissing on my fireworks

Wusn't piss... sorry... I should really stay away from tap water in this country...

by **terebi_fanatic** » Mon Dec 06, 2010 6:53 am

What's cracking everybody!

I'm new here, was in Japan this summer and going next year for my second trip.
Looking forward to chatting with y'all

by **Greji** » Mon Dec 06, 2010 10:02 am

AML wrote:".....Your comments and posts piss me off on a regular basis....."

Ahh, you seem to have developed the right attitude for an fg. Welcome aboard!

:cool:

by **IparryU** » Mon Dec 06, 2010 10:13 am

terebi_fanatic wrote:What's cracking everybody!

I'm new here, was in Japan this summer and going next year for my second trip.
Looking forward to chatting with y'all

great... i hope you can take sarcasim and you arnt a fuck nut like McBlowJob....

WELCOME!

by **koshikochi** » Mon Dec 06, 2010 9:36 pm

Hi I'm new but I have a question I hope that's okay:

My in-laws refer to me as koitsu when I'm brought up in a conversation at dinner. I don't really know what they are saying otherwise but I asked my friend and he said that wasn't good. My wife (six months next weekend!) says they like me though. It's been weird lately because ever since we had the baby she hasn't wanted to have sex. I don't really get it because we're only in our early 20s. Weird right?

by **Taro Toporific** » Tue Dec 07, 2010 8:08 am

koshikochi wrote:My in-laws refer to me as koitsu ..
....My wife ... been weird lately because ever since we had the baby she hasn't wanted to have sex...

Ahh, everything sounds normal. You already were a fuckedgaijin [color="Silver"](note the past tense)[/color] before you joined this forum. Welcome to the Club.

by **Coligny** » Tue Dec 07, 2010 12:16 pm

koshikochi wrote:Hi I'm new but I have a question I hope that's okay:

My in-laws refer to me as koitsu when I'm brought up in a conversation at dinner. I don't really know what they are saying otherwise but I asked my friend and he said that wasn't good. My wife (six months next weekend!) says they like me though. It's been weird lately because ever since we had the baby she hasn't wanted to have sex. I don't really get it because we're only in our early 20s. Weird right?

I have a bad feeling aboot this one too...

by **Christoff** » Tue Dec 07, 2010 1:32 pm

you seem to be close with the fam for sure. your wife go a phone number?

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Tue Dec 07, 2010 7:53 pm

koshikochi wrote:Hi I'm new but I have a question I hope that's okay:

My in-laws refer to me as koitsu when I'm brought up in a conversation at dinner. I don't really know what they are saying otherwise but I asked my friend and he said that wasn't good. My wife (six months next weekend!) says they like me though. It's been weird lately because ever since we had the baby she hasn't wanted to have sex. I don't really get it because we're only in our early 20s. Weird right?

I'm really, really, really sorry, but.... :rofl:

Surely this post has gotta be a pisstake, right?

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