This is the bomb!

by **SamuraiFiction** » Mon Feb 07, 2011 3:38 pm

FG Lurker wrote:Welcome to the board! Where will you be settling? What brings you back to Japan after a decade away?

Thanks for the welcome. I'll be down south in Fukuoka. Scored a job at a university. Excited and anxious!

by **matsuki** » Mon Feb 07, 2011 3:56 pm

FG Lurker wrote:I thought so too but then he went and ruined it with the "in good taste" comment...

Hey now, good taste is relative.... :ninja2:

by **Mike Oxlong** » Mon Feb 07, 2011 4:22 pm

Speaking of relatives, you got a hot mom-in-law, or what?!

by **matsuki** » Tue Feb 08, 2011 2:47 pm

[quote="Mike Oxlong"]Speaking of relatives, you got a hot mom-in-law, or what?! ]

Not married yet but that's one of those things in life you hope for but will definitely regret...the temptation of the mother/daughter conquest will only subside when the mother becomes a gnarled dragon lady or sweet old obaachan.

by **Giacomo Casanova** » Tue Mar 01, 2011 11:06 pm

Me, I'm in Financial Services.

It's fun, how about yourself?

by **FG Lurker** » Wed Mar 02, 2011 12:25 am

Giacomo Casanova wrote:Me, I'm in Financial Services.

I guess you mean you're a "financial planner" who spends all day cold-calling people looking for suckers to bilk?

by **matsuki** » Wed Mar 02, 2011 10:05 am

FG Lurker wrote:I guess you mean you're a "financial planner" who spends all day cold-calling people looking for suckers to bilk?

Ouch!

Me...I manage a trading company. Used to be more export but now with the Yen being what it is, we're 99% import.

by **waruta** » Wed Mar 02, 2011 10:44 am

FG Lurker wrote:I guess you mean you're a "financial planner" who spends all day cold-calling people looking for suckers to bilk?

by **(1VB)freels** » Fri Mar 04, 2011 7:50 am

Giacomo Casanova wrote:Me, I'm in Financial Services.

It's fun, how about yourself?

I am an Avation Electronics Technician dealing mostly with Calibration for the U.S. Navy on the USS George Washington out of Yokosuka. It's not fun.

by **Thug4Life** » Fri Mar 04, 2011 12:14 pm

Former Engrish teacher in Japan now in China. If anyone reading this is thinking about teaching Engrish in China, well, I would really think twice about that. Like Japan used to be, there are tons of Eikaiwas all over here and they can't get enough teachers. And like Japan is now there are many very hot, and very available babes all over the place. But unless you really got some serious yellow fever, trust me, Chinese chicks are freaking nuts! I can't sleep well and I feel like I may have a heart attack soon.

Well, it all began very soon after coming here when I stuck my dick in crazy and then broke up with her as she was constantly stalking me everywhere I went! Then, soon after that breakup, I stuck my dick in another crazy and and am still with her but almost got busted/deported after #1 crazy got jealous and went to the cops and cried "rape". But, fortunately, #2 crazy knows #1 crazy and after hearing the new rumor about the "Laowai Rapeman" #2 crazy went to the cops and told them that #1 crazy was just pissed and jealous of us. Cops then came over and asked a metric fuckton of questions and wrote down everything I said/was translated by my current #2 crazy gf. Cops left but were still somewhat suspicious and the next day went back to #1 crazy and asked her another metric fuckton of questions.

Then #1 crazy kept calling #2 crazy and kept demanding that she have a threesome with us or else she threatened to go back to the cops with some pics of #1 crazy and I in action which, she claimed, proved that I raped her! Needless to say my current #2 crazy gf was very upset about all of that and I was pretty scared to say the least. But a couple weekends back she was crying alot and finally said that if she had to have a threesome with me and #1 crazy she would do it in order to help keep me here with her. So she called #1 crazy and told her that she decided to have a threesome together and we all got it on and it was some of the most amazing sex I ever had! Indeed, it was one of the best nights of my life. And my current gf said that it "was fun" and that she could do it again if she has to.

But now #1 crazy demands to invite one of her girlfriends over and have a foursome together! Its either this or she goes back to the cops again and start spreading rumors about how my current girlfriend and I KIDNAPPED HER and tied her up and forced her to have sex with us! This is starting to really concern me now.

Never stick your dick in crazy. :rolleyes:

by **Taro Toporific** » Fri Mar 04, 2011 5:16 pm

Thug4Life wrote:...But now #1 crazy demands to invite one of her girlfriends over and have a foursome together! Its either this or she goes back to the cops again and start spreading rumors about how my current girlfriend and I KIDNAPPED HER and tied her up and forced her to have sex with us! This is starting to really concern me now.

You have a promising career in cultural anthropology [color="White"](or true crime fiction)[/color].

by **IkemenTommy** » Fri Mar 04, 2011 5:22 pm

Hell, go with the foursome and get over it.

You never know women are crazy until AFTER though..

by **CrankyBastard** » Fri Mar 04, 2011 6:58 pm

Thug4Life wrote: Cops then came over and asked a metric fuckton of questions and wrote down everything
Cops left but were still somewhat suspicious and the next day went back to #1 crazy and asked her another metric fuckton of questions.

They gotta spell it out for you??
Just share a little of the action.
:cool:

by **Thug4Life** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 12:26 am

Thanks alot. I really appreciate it. Well, even though I work as a "teacher" I am also starting to think that I am a victim of human sexual trafficking! :confused:

by **ChargerCarl** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 7:03 am

Thug4Life wrote:Former Engrish teacher in Japan now in China. If anyone reading this is thinking about teaching Engrish in China, well, I would really think twice about that. Like Japan used to be, there are tons of Eikaiwas all over here and they can't get enough teachers. And like Japan is now there are many very hot, and very available babes all over the place. But unless you really got some serious yellow fever, trust me, Chinese chicks are freaking nuts! I can't sleep well and I feel like I may have a heart attack soon.

Well, it all began very soon after coming here when I stuck my dick in crazy and then broke up with her as she was constantly stalking me everywhere I went! Then, soon after that breakup, I stuck my dick in another crazy and and am still with her but almost got busted/deported after #1 crazy got jealous and went to the cops and cried "rape". But, fortunately, #2 crazy knows #1 crazy and after hearing the new rumor about the "Laowai Rapeman" #2 crazy went to the cops and told them that #1 crazy was just pissed and jealous of us. Cops then came over and asked a metric fuckton of questions and wrote down everything I said/was translated by my current #2 crazy gf. Cops left but were still somewhat suspicious and the next day went back to #1 crazy and asked her another metric fuckton of questions.

Then #1 crazy kept calling #2 crazy and kept demanding that she have a threesome with us or else she threatened to go back to the cops with some pics of #1 crazy and I in action which, she claimed, proved that I raped her! Needless to say my current #2 crazy gf was very upset about all of that and I was pretty scared to say the least. But a couple weekends back she was crying alot and finally said that if she had to have a threesome with me and #1 crazy she would do it in order to help keep me here with her. So she called #1 crazy and told her that she decided to have a threesome together and we all got it on and it was some of the most amazing sex I ever had! Indeed, it was one of the best nights of my life. And my current gf said that it "was fun" and that she could do it again if she has to.

But now #1 crazy demands to invite one of her girlfriends over and have a foursome together! Its either this or she goes back to the cops again and start spreading rumors about how my current girlfriend and I KIDNAPPED HER and tied her up and forced her to have sex with us! This is starting to really concern me now.

Never stick your dick in crazy.

by **McTojo** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 8:50 am

Thug4Life wrote:Thanks alot. I really appreciate it. Well, even though I work as a "teacher" I am also starting to think that I am a victim of human sexual trafficking!

Show us the pictures hang joe!

by **McTojo** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 8:56 am

Are there any Chinese Jukujo?

by **Thug4Life** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 9:57 am

McTojo wrote:Are there any Chinese Jukujo?

Yeah, there are many, too many, IMHO. Just like in Japan, there are so many Chinese women have had enough of Chinese men once and for all. At the below link you can see a good sample WITH PICS:

http://shanghai.craigslist.com.cn/w4m/

by **Adhesive** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 1:36 pm

Thug4Life wrote:Former Engrish teacher in Japan now in China. If anyone reading this is thinking about teaching Engrish in China, well, I would really think twice about that. Like Japan used to be, there are tons of Eikaiwas all over here and they can't get enough teachers. And like Japan is now there are many very hot, and very available babes all over the place. But unless you really got some serious yellow fever, trust me, Chinese chicks are freaking nuts! I can't sleep well and I feel like I may have a heart attack soon.

Well, it all began very soon after coming here when I stuck my dick in crazy and then broke up with her as she was constantly stalking me everywhere I went! Then, soon after that breakup, I stuck my dick in another crazy and and am still with her but almost got busted/deported after #1 crazy got jealous and went to the cops and cried "rape". But, fortunately, #2 crazy knows #1 crazy and after hearing the new rumor about the "Laowai Rapeman" #2 crazy went to the cops and told them that #1 crazy was just pissed and jealous of us. Cops then came over and asked a metric fuckton of questions and wrote down everything I said/was translated by my current #2 crazy gf. Cops left but were still somewhat suspicious and the next day went back to #1 crazy and asked her another metric fuckton of questions.

Then #1 crazy kept calling #2 crazy and kept demanding that she have a threesome with us or else she threatened to go back to the cops with some pics of #1 crazy and I in action which, she claimed, proved that I raped her! Needless to say my current #2 crazy gf was very upset about all of that and I was pretty scared to say the least. But a couple weekends back she was crying alot and finally said that if she had to have a threesome with me and #1 crazy she would do it in order to help keep me here with her. So she called #1 crazy and told her that she decided to have a threesome together and we all got it on and it was some of the most amazing sex I ever had! Indeed, it was one of the best nights of my life. And my current gf said that it "was fun" and that she could do it again if she has to.

But now #1 crazy demands to invite one of her girlfriends over and have a foursome together! Its either this or she goes back to the cops again and start spreading rumors about how my current girlfriend and I KIDNAPPED HER and tied her up and forced her to have sex with us! This is starting to really concern me now.

Never stick your dick in crazy.

POIDH

by **Coligny** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 2:48 pm

Thug4Life wrote:Former Engrish teacher in Japan now in China. If anyone reading this is thinking about teaching Engrish in China, well, I would really think twice about that. Like Japan used to be, there are tons of Eikaiwas all over here and they can't get enough teachers. And like Japan is now there are many very hot, and very available babes all over the place. But unless you really got some serious yellow fever, trust me, Chinese chicks are freaking nuts! I can't sleep well and I feel like I may have a heart attack soon.

Well, it all began very soon after coming here when I stuck my dick in crazy and then broke up with her as she was constantly stalking me everywhere I went! Then, soon after that breakup, I stuck my dick in another crazy and and am still with her but almost got busted/deported after #1 crazy got jealous and went to the cops and cried "rape". But, fortunately, #2 crazy knows #1 crazy and after hearing the new rumor about the "Laowai Rapeman" #2 crazy went to the cops and told them that #1 crazy was just pissed and jealous of us. Cops then came over and asked a metric fuckton of questions and wrote down everything I said/was translated by my current #2 crazy gf. Cops left but were still somewhat suspicious and the next day went back to #1 crazy and asked her another metric fuckton of questions.

Then #1 crazy kept calling #2 crazy and kept demanding that she have a threesome with us or else she threatened to go back to the cops with some pics of #1 crazy and I in action which, she claimed, proved that I raped her! Needless to say my current #2 crazy gf was very upset about all of that and I was pretty scared to say the least. But a couple weekends back she was crying alot and finally said that if she had to have a threesome with me and #1 crazy she would do it in order to help keep me here with her. So she called #1 crazy and told her that she decided to have a threesome together and we all got it on and it was some of the most amazing sex I ever had! Indeed, it was one of the best nights of my life. And my current gf said that it "was fun" and that she could do it again if she has to.

But now #1 crazy demands to invite one of her girlfriends over and have a foursome together! Its either this or she goes back to the cops again and start spreading rumors about how my current girlfriend and I KIDNAPPED HER and tied her up and forced her to have sex with us! This is starting to really concern me now.

Never stick your dick in crazy.

Dood, let me bring the film crew... we got gold in our hands here... (Sumbody get me Maggie Q phone number, need to cast her for the 5-some-and-a-donkey)

(greji, can I borrow youz a donkey ?)

(greji ??? you dere ?)

by **ChargerCarl** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 2:55 pm

Thug4Life wrote:Yeah, there are many, too many, IMHO. Just like in Japan, there are so many Chinese women have had enough of Chinese men once and for all. At the below link you can see a good sample WITH PICS:

http://shanghai.craigslist.com.cn/w4m/

isn't being white awesome?

i mean really

by **noodles** » Mon Mar 14, 2011 7:31 pm

Took a mag 9.00 to make me enlist. Long time gaijin fuckee meself. Read the earthquake unfold in a meeting room in Taipei.

by **Greji** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 4:19 am

Coligny wrote:(greji, can I borrow youz a donkey ?)

I'd love to help you out, but Iraira hasn't returned him yet.
:cool:

by **Iraira** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 5:35 am

Greji wrote:I'd love to help you out, but Iraira hasn't returned him yet.

We had a delightful lunch at a cafe in Jiyugaoka yesterday. "Donk"'s knowledge of impressionism and the phylogeny of cyanobacteria is astounding.

by **FG Lurker** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 9:22 am

Donk?

[ythd]ufDTDUPZrag[/ythd]

by **Grasshopper1** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 12:34 pm

Howdy all,

First of, my condolences to anyone who was injured or knew anyone who was injured recently. I am moving to Ota City this week from BeiJing and wanted to say "Hi".

Is anyone from Gunma region?

How is the town there?

by **FG Lurker** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 4:42 pm

Grasshopper1 wrote:How is the town there?

Glowing?

(Okay, bad joke...)

by **Grasshopper1** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 5:30 pm

FG Lurker wrote:Glowing?

(Okay, bad joke...)

Seriously now :confused:

by **wuchan** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 1:59 am

Ota! haha.

Lots of factories, lots of brazilians, and believe it or not, quite a bit of petty crime. Toyota stalled production and will probably make some cuts when they resume putting the brazilians out of work.

Good luck.

by **Grasshopper1** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 8:59 am

With the current situation, do you feel that Japan is safe?

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This is the bomb!

So, what do you do in Japan? Career-wise.

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